Say what you want about the impermanence of today’s media/news cycle, but perhaps it’s a measure of his achievements that we’re still talking about the exploits of old Bonaparte several centuries later. ‘You think you’re so great because you have boats,’ Napoleon sneeringly upbraids the upstart English in Ridley Scott’s bloody epic of the Napoleonic wars, re-uniting the British director with the same time period featured in his initial breakthrough feature The Duellists. With a deeply French subject matter and an imported American lead in Joaquin Phoenix, this is an international epic in the patented old style, following the rise of the little corporal from the siege of Toulon in 1793, through six major battles including ice-breaking conflict at Austerlitz before finally facing his Waterloo, a defining historical event that he couldn’t escape if he’d wanted to.
Napoleon starts with a striking scene that didn’t happen; as Marie Antoinette gets her napper chopped off by guillotine, we see Napoleon watching from the side-lines. There’s zero evidence that this ever occured, but that’s fine; we’re making historical fiction here, and the point is that Napoleon was well aware of the violent climate of change that the French Revolution undeniably was. Scott is prepared to unfold his story in the most dramatic way possible; another of the attention-grabbing opening scenes finds Napoleon on horseback as a cannonball rips through his steed. It’s a gory, horrific visual, but the extreme shock tactics are justified; Scott’s Napoleon isn’t about the glory of war, but about one man’s insane drive to push his country to success. His military mission has a high cost to those around him; up to three million dead just on the French side, you could double that for the complete death toll of the Napoleonic Wars, although while Napoleon was ruthless, instances of what we’d now call genocide are rare. We also run a parallel but interconnected romantic narrative as Napoleon finds the love in the form of Josephine (Vanessa Kirby), but she can’t bear him the heir that he requires, and gets swiftly swapped out a newer, child-bearing model.
The central thrust in all about Napoleon himself, with Phoenix bringing charisma and swagger to one of the great figures of military history; from standing on a box to enjoy his moment of his silent communion with a mummified Egyptian king to petulantly snatching the crown as part of his coronation, the star gets plenty to go on. ‘Whose country are we in?’ Napoleon asks pertinently; ‘L’État, c’est moi’ turns out to be a sentiment that recurs in the history of his country even with the days of the monarchy over. Scott’s aggressive take on venerable material won’t be for everyone; his Napoleon isn’t a full biopic, but a re-telling of key historical incidents, and not via the kind of egocentric caricature that we’re used to, but a driven, desperate leader who sees no alternative to his actions other than ignominious defeat. Despite what you read at school, this Napoleon turns out to be a genuine genius on the battlefield, but the pesky English turn out to be the ‘Benny Blanco from the Bronx’ loose end that comes back to bite him when his collapsing network of alliances and connections leaves him and his armies vulnerable in the closing stages. Phoenix gives the film messianic zeal and sexual frustration, but Kirby pulls her weight as an acidic Josephine, and there’s also a memorable supporting role for Rupert Everett as a stiffer-than-stiff Duke of Wellington.
Napoleon is a proper cinema release with a four hour version due on AppleTV+ due to drop at the peak of awards season; it’s a full blooded historical epic with huge battle scenes and a tight grasp of history told from a modern perspective. This doesn’t suffer from the bloat of many other epics, and has a literate script from David Scarpa with dialogue that sounds modern rather than anachronistic. Scott’s Napoleon lifts elements familiar from previous versions, from the moody US lead of 1954’s Désirée to the intricate battle formations of 1970’s Waterloo, but ultimately is a far better film than any previous model. The four-hour version may solve a few of the more rushed bits of narrative featured here, but Ridley Scott’s Napoleon is likely to prove a proper epic for the ages at any length.
Thanks to Sony for big-screen access to this title. Napoleon is out Nov 22 2023 in the UK.
I am hoping to be able to see this next week. Want to experience it on the big screen as opposed to streaming…four hours? Yikes.
Absolutely, the big screen is the place for this, no point in waiting for a second chance on screening, this is your best shot.
I had a record-needle-scratch moment when I saw “Desiree.” That movie was a drag…
Is the correct answer. As is the 1970 version of Waterloo. This is an upgrade on both.
Hm. So….better date movie than The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes?
Depends on the date, I guess. A date obsessed with the Napoleonic wars and battle strategy?
Heh.
Apple has it’s moments! Looking forward to this!
Four hour version should be something!
It looks epic! Love Vanessa Kirby too.
She’s really good in this, Josephine is a big part of this story in this version.
Ah hah, Ah hahve caught youz eh vous! Mah clever plan haas vorked to perfection!
~chefs kiss~
now everyone will die watching another 4hr movie, sigh…
Are you Napoleon?
Wee,wee, youzevous has caught meh…
Alex remembers being at the battle of Austerlitz with you. Good times?
Grande tiemes! Viss ahh leetle cups of chahcalot, sipping da afternoons away…
How long have you been Napoleon for?
-wiggles hand
Too, zhree days? A veek tops. But tooday is ze last day! I ham tired of ruling ze verld…
You are very convincing.
Thank you . I even wore the hat to get in the proper slouchy mood…
I can TOTALLY picture you as Napoleon. Fraggle could be Josephine, and I could be the Duke of Wellington, with Alex ‘Bonne’ as a peasant or something so we’re all included. This writes itself!
Do I acknowledge peasants? I forget.
And when are you going to cut your arm off to play the part?
Did he have one arm? Better figure that out before I start hacking mine off…
I’m pretty sure Nelson only had 1 arm, had the other shot off or cut off or something. Where’s a history buff when you need them?
Who is talking about Nelson? He was great in The Breakfast Club?
Wasn’t Nelson the Duke of Wellington?
No, not really.
Ahh, your cultural classicism has defeated my pure and unsullied American mind. Where there are no lords and dukes to confuse us…
Good thing you didn’t cut off your arm then!
It’s like me saying Abraham Lincoln and George Washington are basically the same person.
We celebrate their birthday on the same day, so in essence I could say they ARE the same person.
Plus, they have totally different names. Now, if one of them was named Lord Bumsquat and the other The Duke of Earl, well, I could see us getting confused.
I shall now dub Lord Nelson, George. Arise, George Nelson, a nobody like the rest of us.
And that Duke of Wellington fellow, he shall be henceforth known as John Doe.
~dusts hands~
You’re welcome. No more confusion….
So if Washington and Lincoln are the same person, which one is which?
Well duh, Washington freed the slaves and Lincoln created the car company!
Wrong. Don’t try and catch me out. Washington stars in The Equaliser, and the other guy is who Lincoln Lawyer was based on. FaCt!
Rats, you caught me. I was hoping to start a massive online campaign of misinformation and convince the world that Lincoln started the car company.
So, what where do we go from here?
Let’s get you fitted out with a costume. Hat? Military raincoat?
In the words of the famous Red Baron, “Give me pizza or give me death!”…
If that’s the choice, put me down for a slice.
Well, when Washington freed the slaves, he didn’t free them for nothing. America is the land of equal opportunity for pizza after all.
And legend has it that Lincoln invented teh car just so that pizzas could be delivered faster.
America is the greatest nation on earth. Which is why Napoleon didn’t even TRY to conquer us.
They all have hats do you’ll need one too.
Good point.
What kind of hat should I go for? I’ll need a polished european’s outlook on this important issue.
Three cornered hat always goes with three corners jeans.
You can’t fool me with your new fangled names. I KNOW those are skinny jeans.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Ahh yes, this is why we left back in 1492…
Is that when the tea party started?
No, that’s when Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He was sick of Isabella and Ferdinand trying to force him to wear skinny jeans. So he sailed for Freedom and found America.
The tea party was when we got sick of drinking nothing but coffee and raided the british ships, because they were hogging all the good tea to themselves and wouldn’t share.
Chris Columbus that directed Gremlins?
Could be? You know me and remembering directors’ names. They’re all the same to me…
You have a special day to celebrate him. He directed the first Harry Potter film.
I read the books. So I’m sure I watched the movies. They were all visually dark after a couple though and I disliked that.
He should have stuck to discovering America then, and not got involved with films. I DNF the films and DNS the books.
I know, right? One great thing is enough. some people just don’t know when to stop.
What is dns? Ohhhhh, did not start. you’re a heathen…..
Imma gonna say TTFN.
yeah, it’s like midnight. You young people, staying up til all hours of the night. Go to bed and sleep!
A wonderful article about a great leader, Nabayon, but his exposure to betrayal destroyed him
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Cheers, thanks!
Doubt it holds up well against the Abel Gance version. That’s the last Napoleon I saw.
When did you see it? 1927?
I saw a preview screening, so just a bit before that.
I watched the YouTube clip of Austerlitz and was really disappointed. I suppose that might play well on a big screen but
(1) I really hate the movie cliché of the general operating his army with nods and quick commands like a symphony conductor. His battle plan would have been mostly drawn up before the fighting started and he would be relying on his marshals to carry it out. Back then generals couldn’t even see what was going on most of the time, much less be able to control things with instantaneous communication to all parts of the field.
(2) Eisenstein did the army falling through the ice way better back in 1938. And I’m not just kidding around. That battle scene was amazing and still is (watched it again last year). This is just beautiful in a big-budget, overproduced kind of way. It’s what I don’t like about Scott. The ridiculous battle for Jerusalem in Kingdom of Heaven was the same. It just looks all Hollywood, has no originality, isn’t remotely historically realistic, but no doubt cost a fortune to film.
Well, you knew Napoleon as a person better than most, so I’ll heed your words. And few of us know what it was like on the an 18th century battlefield better than you, so I’ll take your word for it. But let’s call it a vigorous dramatisation…
I really enjoyed this, but Scott packs six battles into this film and that’s a lot. So narrative shorthand, like that guillotine opening, have to be expected. That said, there are moments here begging for expansion, and that’s why this is a four star rather than the five star I’d expect the final Apple TV cut to be. The multiple camera actions made this feel like a live sports event for me, in a good way, but in historical fiction like this, we can only hope for a sense of history; the actual truth is boring, as you describe. Eisenstein didn’t have to work with Apple TV, which is probably for the best.