How Not to Have Sex might be a more accurate title for writer and director Molly Manning Walker’s debut feature; this is a sobering and cautionary story about today’s teenagers, and something of an anomaly coming from Britain, a country which prefers not to make its own teen movies in favour of mass- consumption of the US model. That lack of willingness in the media to connect with young people has served the UK film community particularly badly over the years, but How To Have Sex has performed surprisingly well at the box-office, and seems to suggest that Walker might be one of the sainted few talents who are allowed to say anything relevant about where we are right now; it’s not anywhere good.
In a resort town on the Greek island of Crete, Tara (Mia McKenna-Bruce) and Skye (Lara Peake) are teenagers who await exam results from home while in a holding pattern that seems to involve getting as spangled as possible. Even when we see the girls happily frolicking in the sea, there’s a brief cut-away shot of a cigarette packet washing up on the beach to remind us that this isn’t an ad for getting-away-from-it-all vacations. When Tara’s mum leaves a terse message on her mobile discussing potential exam re-takes, Tara takes it as a reason to get even further mollicated, but she’d probably have done the same if the news had been good; celebrating success or failure doesn’t play that differently. Getting f*cked up is, as in many cultures, a rites of passage routine that’s sold to the young as a way of finding your true sense of self; we see Tara belting out The One And Only on a tacky street karaoke bar to an audience of no-one, her faith in her own exceptionalism undaunted by any kind of interfering reality. But these girls do look out for each other, just about, until, suddenly and abruptly, they don’t.
‘None of us are going to get laid if we just hang out with each other,’ is the pervasive thinking in Tara’s splintering group, and the juxtaposition of a group of wild boys over the adjacent hotel balcony provides an opportunity to add sex to the cocktail of booze and drugs which defines this transitory moment for Tara and her friends. Tara tries using jokes as a way of making conversation, but boys on holiday want something else, and as Tara watches a party drinking game that crosses the line, the mood darkens and How To Have Sex addresses serious issues about consent. How To Have Sex offers an alternative view to the Brits-on-holiday shenanigans popularised by the likes of The Inbetweeners. As a boy pours a drink for her, the way Skye holds herself, framed in an elegant, refined way, suggests that the girls would like to be seen differently, but the reality is Tara squatting between two dumpsters to urinate in the street, without stopping eating from a punnet of greasy chips as she does so. ‘We should go into business and just sell cheesy chips,’ says one of Tara’s friends cheerfully, but such youthful fancies of future good-times are swiftly derailed when Tara meets a persistent boy who doesn’t take no for an answer.
How To Have Sex doesn’t feature any nudity, and plays down the salacious details of a tabloid-style expose of yoof culture in favour of getting inside Tara’s head; she’s that girl easy to revile on a walk of shame, but in a culture where getting mashed is a badge of honour, Tara’s reasons for feeling ashamed are more complex that just her own self-destructive behaviour. How To Have Sex is a rare British film that accurately takes the temperature of today’s zest for excess; while not for everyone, viewers who understand what they’re getting into will likely be impressed with Walker’s ability to sensitively capture the upsetting nuances of this grim, disturbing story of girls gone wild.
On an completely unrelated note, what do you use in terms of the business plan from WP? I mean, how does using the business plan differ for you from me using the personal plan? I was thinking about this today and was curious enough to come ask after work.
I had specific issues whereby clients couldn’t read my ramblings on WP, listed as verboten ie a blog site. I get traffic from elsewhere, so I invested in an outwardly accessible website which is operated via WP controls. Upgrading to business was part of that process. The vast majority of the hits are via google searches, so it seems to do what I need it to do.
Inbetweeners was enough for me. I suspect this will be a more sobering look at teenage angst but it’s still teenagers.
Didn’t care for Inbetweeners, but this really does hit the heights towards the end. Wouldn’t put you off if it was the meat in a triple bill sandwich.
Ew.
Is probably the correct answer.
Going to a sunny island and getting mortal and/or deflowered after exams was not a thing back when I was a teenager, I passed my exams and went to work. Still it was the 70’s so it wasn’t too boring!
Yup, I don’t remember having this kind of option unless you were a right posho. I my day, you just got back up the chimney and got on with it!
Could you explain the difference between being spangled, mashed, and mollicated for those of us not up on UK club lingo?
I’m one of the few defenders of Spring Breakers so I might like this. But maybe not. “Doesn’t feature any nudity” is a bit of a buzz kill.
she’s probably have done the same
Thanks for the typo. This is in a different league from spring breakers. But I thought it worth mentioning the lack of nudity to put off any gawkers from watching this.
I think you can get mashed just on spirits, but spangled generally requires class A input, and mollicated is a mix of the two on the way to being completely miroculous.
You must have been a yoof at some point, or did the chaperones get in your way?
I go to movies to gawk.
I was young, but never took any pills in Ibiza. That seems to be more a British thing.
So what do you do when you want to get mad with it? I was imagining some kind of WP4 vacation to the Balearic beat islands? Can you handle it? A wasted weekend is never a weekend wasted…
Hm. Don’t know how well that would work. I don’t drink anything harder than cider and Booky’s choice beverage is an energy drink. You and Fraggle will have to do all the heavy chemical lifting.
You’re On HOLIDAY so you get a change of pace. Bacardi breezers and jelly shots for everyone! I’ll get it booked and ‘WP4 on Tour’ t shirts made. It’s gonna rock!
Ah young Alex, if only. My chemical days are long gone, I can manage a bottle of Asti and that’s about it.
Come on, lighten up, I’ve got a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and some Aftershock to loosen us up! Here we, here we, here we F…….. Go!
I’d rather have a cup of tea.
Milk and sugar? Hob nob?
Yep to milk, usually have a sweetener or 1/2 tsp sugar if you don’t have them. Not keen on hob nobs, Fox’s choc covered caramel shortbreads are the biscuit of choice.
Good choice, maybe a Rocky bar or a Trio if I can find one? And are you ok to start the karaoke with The One and Only?
Got any Quo?
Whatever You Want
Rockin’All Over The World.
What You’re Supposing.
Proposing!
I guess so…Deep Down!
Ffs that’s not right either, it’s Down Down.
Down the Dustpipe?
Is that a song?
There was a joke in todays film. I’m thinking of selling my hoover. Why not? It’s just gathering dust.
Hahahahah!
In the Army Now?
Yes.
Hahahah.
Nope.
Is it from Ma Kelly’s Greasy Spoon?
Depends on when you bought it.
Down in the Dustpipe Station at Midnight?
yep getting the ol’ dustpipe to A Town Like Caroline.
Neil Diamond’s Classic!
Hahahaha that was Sweet Caroline, Quo’s girl wasn’t sweet.
Agreed.
Marguerita Time?
Well, if I ever turn into a teenage girl, I’ll be sure to watch this for all the pro-tips…
We want you just the way you are, thanks.
I’m trying to think of a smart ass remark and coming up with nothing. This week can’t get over with fast enough…
Just one working day to go…
2 for me. Today’s work has yet to start :-/