Halloween is just about over for 2023, but there’s still plenty to be anxious about as we plunge further into winter darkness; scary movies aren’t just for your traditional Samhain celebrations, but for all the year round. The tenth instalment of the venerable Saw franchise, which started nearly twenty years ago, was cannily released in cinemas perfectly timed to be streamable on Halloween night and beyond; it’s clear that studios are hoping to reduce the theatrical window to develop the almost immediate home release. That worked for Five Nights at Freddy’s, viewable at home the same night it came out in the US, and Saw X similarly seems to thrive on the big screen despite a rapid home distribution.
I’m something of a lightweight when it comes to torture and mutilation, but have somehow been lured back into the Saw franchise after getting a medical exemption after seeing the first one; once you’ve got your head around one of the Jigsaw killer’s deadly escape rooms, you’ve seen them all, right? But Chris Rock’s Spiral: From the Book of Saw, the least popular of the sequence to date, was a rather vicious little policier, and with Saw X getting the best reviews of any of the gruesome series, I thought I’d strap myself in. As it happens, advanced study is not required for this entry-level movie, which is a direct sequel to the first film. John Kramer ( well played by Tobin Bell) is a ‘civil engineer and an architect’ but also a creator of elaborate Heath Robinson/Rube Goldberg devices which he uses to torture those who cross him, or ‘help people overcome inner obstacles,’ as one character puts it. Less of a life coach than a death enthusiast, Kramer has had a CT scan which reveals his own advanced brain cancer, and travels to Mexico City in search of a cure, only to find that he’s chucked $250 large into an elaborate scam that takes advantage of the desperation of dying people desperate for a cure.
No spoilers are required to reflect that John Kramer is not pleased about this turn of events, and exacts a predictably painstaking revenge; his willing assistant Amanda Young (Shawnee Smith) kidnaps those responsible and drags them back to an abandoned warehouse where Kramer does his sharply-conceived business. ‘Everyone deserves a chance an opportunity to redeem themselves,’ says Kramer, and he’s right if redeeming yourself means hacking your leg off with a garrotting wire, doing brain surgery on yourself or having your eyeballs instantly removed with a vacuum cleaner in the opening kill. Eye-popping in every sense, that first sequence is revealed to be a product of Kramer’s active imagination, but after 30 minutes of sympathetically capturing Kramer’s plight, the remaining 90 is largely concerned with Kramer’s on-going game-show of sadistic cruelty towards the inadvertent ‘players’ and his old school eye-for-an-eye Crypt-Keeper morality.
Saw X has performed as the series usually does, engaging stoic audience members keen to test their stamina against some very tense and bloody funfair-ride shenanigans and easily making its money back ten times over. Once you get your head around the extreme nastiness of the contraptions, Kramer’s refusal to ‘die easy’ is actually quite sympathetic, and a scene of ‘blood-boarding’ a child (you really don’t want to know) proves unexpectedly emotionally resonant. The Saw franchise looks unstoppable, and the well-organised, razor-sharp Saw X shows why; ‘The Cliff notes version is that it’s going to cut your head off,’ is how one character describes the next gruesome contraption to be wheeled into place, and Kevin Greutert’s movie similarly drills down on the nasty-ass cruelty that the Saw sequence seems to be all about.
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Couldn’t bear another one of these. Trailer was bad enough.
I think you earned your pass with Spiral.
Spiral was okay.
This one doesn’t have the police B movie stuff for a break.
Can’t expect the cops to save every picture.
Looking forward to watching this. SAW has always been a guilty pleasure of mine, even the likes of the edgy SAW 3 and insanely over the top 3D. Only one I haven’t liked in at least some way was Jigsaw.
I’m told that this is the best since the opener, so I’m confident you’ll dig it. Certainly an enjoyable watch if you can take it.
I will never get my head around the fact that a person can make this stuff up in the first place, and that other people lap it up (sorry Alex). It diminishes humanity for me, so nope and crope.
Damn straight!
People like Alex are a problem for humanity moving forwards, I’ll give you that. But what can we do?
Join in my crusade.
You’re a menace to society!
there is no answer to that.
No, but surely we have to try and rehabilitate such sorry creatures?
I don’t even know what to say. It’s not like the other day where I had nothing to say, because I have a lot to say about this, but I don’t know where to start or which stream to go down.
I can take the silly route (the usual)
I can do the “fake comment” (Oh, that’s nice, glad you enjoyed it)
I can do the serious (explores the connections between audiences watching vile stuff like this and their refusal to accept that that has consequences and hence the state of the world stage)
I can talk about myself (The Usual Other Option).
So as you can see, I have quite the conundrum…
It’s not as vile as I expected, in fact, I can totally see why people dig this. It’s only a movie, right?
What a person fills their time, mind and feelings with will affect how they think and how they react to everything life throws at them.
Being “only a movie” doesn’t mean it has no affect…
Look how it affected Alex. Hmm?
Case closed? Lunch?
Absolutely! The prosecution rests, knowing that Exhibit A(lex) has proved their point.
I’ll take some cheese pizza, with extra cheese…
Great, see you in the canteen!
Um, canteens are pretty small. Mine only holds 16 ounces water. How am I supposed to get in it, especially if you’re already there hogging all the space?
Sigh. The refractory?
Oh, the cantinA. Like the one where Luke went to hire Han Solo. I will meet you there once I take care of a couple of things….
I’ll order for you. Gravel pizza?
you know it.
with extra crunchy gravel too…
Stuffed crust! If I can find mud to stuff it with…
You don’t need to find it. Let the schlubs at the pizza place do that. That’s what Alex is paying for after all…
He’s paying for his appreciation of Saw movies today, that’s for sure.
I’ve seen them all so far, no point stopping now. “I am in blood so deep that to wade no further is as tedious as to go over.”
Well, I was genuinely surprised how good this was. Good watch for Halloween night. Is that you on the bike?
Trailer seemed to have most of the good parts. Do they really play “All I Need Is the Air That I Breathe” in the movie?
Back to watching Gerry roughing it in the bush after an unscheduled stopover in the Philippines.
You’re getting all the good ones! Scottish people to the rescue!
The song is only in the trailer.
How would you characterise a ‘good part’?
The parts that made me laugh. And cry. And cheer!
You are the kind of person we were warned about.
Darth Vader wasn’t redeemed by Luke becoming a darker version of him. He turned back from the dark side and accepted the light side.
You can always turn back.
He’s beyond redemption!
Nobody is beyond redemption…
Alex is.
Ok, that’s an edge case. Not very cricket of you….
He’s an edge case alright.
Awwww, I thought you were going to go with something along the lines of “yeah, he’s a Good edge case”. You’re slipping….
He’s Good Enough!
There you go, that’s better!
He’s a Good man!
Ok, that seems like you’re just talking crazy now….
He’s not bad, he’s good!
the question we all want to know though, is he paying for lunch at the cantinA?
Out of guilt for his corrosive influence on our morals. Some of us like the muppets, some like Saw. That is where we are.
Aye, some of us are rugged, patriotic Americans while others are vile, maplesyrup bootlegging Canadians.
The choice set before us today couldn’t be more clear…
Do what Cher tells you! You have to Believe!
Sounds canadianish to me. Is Cher canadian?
All American. Your spiritual leader. Kneel before Cher!
General Zod won’t be very happy with us if we do that.
He’s never happy, is he?
No, he’s not. I suspect his leather pants are chafing him..
Horrible to experience. Have been using exercise equipment without changing into gym gear and it’s been a chastening experience. That’s why kilts are best.
Scottish Zod.
Now there’s something to contemplate…
Kneel before McZod!
Only if he promises me a lifetime supply of McZodburgers, supersizes all my french fry orders and gives me all the toys from the McZoddy Meals.
Otherwise Ronald is going to be The King….
Do not speak in such an insolent way! Kneel!
Nope, I want those McZodburgers first.
I’m a desperate man, I’ve got nothing left to lose…
Ok, I’ll have done sent over. Send me a pic of your condo and I’ll order a drone strike.
Only if it’s a genuine McZod drone. I accept no substitutes!
With fries?
Supersize’em!
You got it! Incoming…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A_-HRFfc
Just bought her greatest hits! Banger-tastic!
Cliff notes please?
the video itself isn’t very enlightening on t he subject…
You realise that Cher may leave America if you don’t elect the politician of her choice? Let that sink in.
I had the music turned off. It’s 6am here, can’t be blasting the neighbors with the devil’s music at that time of day.
I’d be ok if Cher and all her ilk left America. Not much of a threat really. More like an incentive…
You’d miss her! Just do what she wants!
Oh, you caught me. I’m secretly the world’s biggest Cher fan. Oh, whatever will I do now?
~claps hands in consternation~
Just behave and do what Cher says.
That’s on top of my to-do list.
honest…
Just like Jesse James!
He was a big Cher fan too?
Man, I guess I better check up on my history books again…
I think you’ll find enough Love and Understanding !