Triple Yikes! Working my way through the less remembered Poltergeist sequels, it turns out that neither II or III have ever been issued in DVD as individual films, which kind of explains why I’ve not come across them. That’s almost certainly because of the famous ‘curse of Poltergeist’, an urban myth which creative a specious narrative to explain the absence of a central actress after the first film, and Heather O’Rourke’s death from Crohn’s disease before the release of the final film of the trilogy. If execs hoped to turn this misfortune into a marketing tool, it didn’t work, with each film making a fraction of the one before; no matter what you do to prepare yourself for a drop-off in quality, Poltergeist III is an astonishingly poor film.
The only two returning characters here are Carol-Anne Freeling ( a clearly unwell O’Rourke) and psychic guardian Tangina (Zelda Rubenstein). There was a vogue for movies set in office blocks in the 80s’ from Demons 2 to Gremlins 2, and the action switches from suburbia to a Chicago skyscraper, where Carol-Anne is somehow staying with her uncle Bruce and aunt Pat (genre stalwarts Tom Skerritt and Nancy Allen). Bruce somehow lives in and is manager of the John Hancock Centre, one of the largest skyscrapers in the world, and nobody seems aware of the Freeling family past. Carol-Anne is enlisted in a school for gifted kids where various ill-advised psychic proddings send a signal to the evil Cain (now played by Nathan Davis) who tries to steal her again and take her to the other side…
Poltergeist III was re-edited due to O’Rourke’s death in post-production, and rarely looks like it’s making any sense at all; director Gary Sherman was a good choice based on films like Death Line and Dead & Buried, and came up with a cool idea to avoid the gnarly special effects of the first two films; no visual effects at all. Or rather, in camera effects only, mostly using mirrors, all rather ingenious. If the story or the characters had made a lick of sense, it’s a strategy that might have worked, but Poltergeist III is even more of a guddle than the second film was.
As misguided sequels go, Poltergeist III is a prime example of what can go wrong; focusing on one character from the original, it completely fails to extend the story in any significant way, and it’s hard to imagine why anyone following the drama of the Freeling family would want to spend twenty minutes watching the daughter of their previously unmentioned uncle hijacking the surveillance system of the security guards so she can organise a teenage swimming party in a skyscraper. What’s all this got to do with poltergiests? Absolutely nothing, and so our visit to this forgotten franchises grinds to an end, with only the vague uptick of the 2016 reboot to look forward to.
Nope.
You tell’em Fraggle!
Ohhhhh, won’t someone think of the children? The poor, poor children….
She puts it so well.
I think she should give up her day job and become a political speech writer.
I wouldn’t ask her to lower herself.
Is the correct answer.
For you.
I, on the other hand, have no such scruples…
You have no scruples at all, as far as I am aware.
You are correct. I sold my last one at a yard sale 3 years ago.
I’ve been using it as a linen dryer.
I’d this to be admitted in evidence as the correct answer.
You know what really calms down angry suburban ghosts?
Peptobismol. Like this:
https://www.cvs.com/bizcontent/merchandising/productimages/high_res/301490320471.jpg?im=Resize=(1000,1000)
Thank goodness Gary Bismuth invented such a utilitarian medication.
Not feeling it today?
I’ll be feeling your collar as I pint you out the nearest window, Bunty! Some of us have proper jobs you know…not just frolicking in the woods.
But it’s friday…
Even more reason to punt you out, correct spelling at second attempt.
Wheeeeeeeee!
Splat
Sad trombone music.
Wah wah wah…
Crowd applause, noises.
CVS not visible from the UK. It’s pink, isn’t it?
VERY pink. Gross looking pink in fact.
Yes, I’m having the interior of your condo painted that shade.
Jokes on you then. I did it last week and am now insane…
So I gathered from the quality of your comments.
It explains so much.
Agreed. The court adjourns for tea.
I’ll take an iced Chai latte. Extra large.
Certainly. And any drinks?
A small hot chai latte for me, thanks…
Lovely. Water for the table?
Pour it on! Waterfalls are lovely this time of year…
No, I mean swap. You give me a table, and I give you water. Fair?
Sure. But I’ll have to add in tariffs. So you owe me a glass of water and a solid gold truck.
Where is my table? What is it like? Legs?
Oh, it’s a virtual table. That’s why I had to charge you a whole solid gold dump truck instead of just a gold plated one. Virtual goods aren’t as cheap as they used to be you know…
Oh, well, I’ve sent you an NFT of a gold dump truck, so we’re square.
Not even close. I’m too environmentally conscious to accept nft’s. So now you owe me 2 gold dump trucks for ruining Scotland…
Who ruined Scotland? Me or you?
I thought you did. But I wasn’t looking where I was typing, so maybe it was me? But if so, it was totally by accident…
You have ruined Scotland. Put it back together pronto, bud.
Easy-peasy. I’ll glue everything back together with a case of pepto…
Same shade as your hoose?
Yep. I will be using the real stuff though, not paint.
At least it should settle your stomach.
No, it will settle Scotland. For good….
And not for bad?
Never. I only use my superpowered peptobismol for good…
Good Housekeeping? Nice decoration? So you can live in a Barbiehouse?
Only if I can pour gallons of pepto over it.
It’s kind of chalky?
Yep, doesn’t taste good at all. But it will give Barby that fresh pink complexion she’s always wanted.
Is there anything in your condo that you wouldn’t have in that puce colour?
My magic cards.
Is there a card of a wall painted with indigestion medicine?
I’d say Blood Lust fits that bill pretty good. Here’s the link:
https://bookstooge.blog/2023/01/09/blood-lust-mtg-4th-edition/
Is that card sponsored by Pepto Bismal?
Yep. They paid the artist 10bucks.
I hope they got it back.
That was the 90’s. You paid, that was the last you saw your money….
When I pay for things, it’s usually is the last time you see your money. I don’t expect to see that money again.
That’s because you’re a cheap scotsman who pinches everyone else’s pennies. If you were a class act like myself, you wouldn’t pay at all…
Then you will get what you pay for.
Oh no, not me. I get a LOT more than I don’t pay for. I prefer the jewelry section of stores most of the time. Sometimes the electronics, but those things are usually rfd tagged now…
I arrest you in the name of Joe Biden’s weaponised justice department! We’ll put you in the cell next to his son!
But Hunter got a sweetheart deal. Can I get one of those too? I’m going to need a pool, a jacuzzi, pizza, hookers and lots and lots of lines of coke…
Biden treats his enemies like his family, or maybe the other way round. It’s hard to tell.
That poor kid. Dying of crohns is a bad way to go. And she wasted those last months acting. That’s the kind of thing happening that has turned me off completely of child actors.
At least today is friday…
That is how I felt. Clearly unwell, and what child can make a choice to be in films?
Friday only gets better from here.
Yep! I have a 3/4day since my coworker is leaving early since he’s moving this weekend. So hopefully in 8 more hrs I’ll be free as a bird.
Got any big plans? Kidnap Gary Bismuth perhaps?
Sigh. Alex revealed last night there is no such person. Fake news!
Well then, you won’t get in trouble for kidnapping him now will you? I say go for the gusto and take him and a case of peptobismal hostage. You might even make the 11oclock news…
It’s almost as if o have no control over what people write in these comments…
You have total control. You hand out yellow, red and chartreuse cards like they’re candy! I’d offer to keep my comments on my post today, but oh look, I don’t have anything posted today. What a shame. I guess I’ll have to stick around here and be a vandal or something.
Maybe drink a bottle of peptobismol just to be a real rebel….
Yeah, what, no Guy Pearce films to review? No walls?
Taking it easy this October. I suspect Nov n Dec will be busy n hectic…
No milk left in this one. But that’s the way franchises go.
I’d never seen this any it’s an absolute shsmbles. Big chucks of the story are missing, replaced by stuff that’s nothing to do with it.