Normal service will be resumed soon, but I’m currently overwhelmed by a wave of enthusiasm for the cinema of Guy Pearce after reviewing Hateship Loveship yesterday and trying to get my head around his ridiculously consistent career choices. As well as the bounty of good performances mentioned yesterday, he’s an ideal lead opposite Robert Pattinson in intense sci-fi drama The Rover, opposite Samantha Mumba in HG Wells The Time Machine, or with Kate Winslet in Mare of Easttown, and that’s when he’s not playing real life notables like Errol Flynn or F Scott Fitzgerald in biopics. There’s literally nothing Guy Pearce cannot do well, and that includes Lockout; when you want to make a Die Hard film set in a space prison, and Bruce Willis isn’t available, Guy Pearce is absolutely the man for the job.
The year is 2079, and Marion Snow (Pearce) is a rough, buff and super-tough CIA operative who gets sentenced to thirty years the hard way on maximum security space penitentiary MS One, where the universe’s most extreme criminals are held in stasis; not surprisingly, they all seem to have Scottish accents. Snow is keen to recover a suitcase full of secret government documents he’s been tracking, but his mission gains immediate urgency when the President’s daughter Emile Warnock (Maggie Grace) is kidnapped during an ‘infraction’ on the space-slammer; can super-agent Snow rescue the girl, kill the baddies, and clear his own name with a ship of 500 crazed super-crims standing in his way?
Educated readers will note the similarities between this Eurocorp production and John Carpenter’s Snake Plissken films, and so did Carpenter, who sued for copyright theft and won, motivated by the fact he’s already written a ‘Snake Plissken in space’ movie yet to be made. But as tribute-acts go, Lockout is a rare example of a smart blockbuster, observing and twisting the genre clichés, and sporting a great wise-cracking hero in Marion Snow. ‘Are you thrilled with yourself all day long or is it just a part time job?’ asks Emile, but Snow has reason to have self-respect to the max. As an undercover operative, Snow is justifiably obnoxious to the low-lives he encounters, and although his superiors consider him to be mere cannon-fodder, Snow has John McClane’s way with one-liners, cigarettes, air vents, insolence, a super-cool explosive portal-device gadget, and even as a hairstylist when Emile needs a disguise to cross a prison yard packed with drooling maniacs.
Stephen Saint Leger and James Mather’s film gets the future-tech right, including docking space shuttles and stations, plus digital magazines and name-badges, the latter crucial for that Die Hard moment that the bad guys realise they’ve accidentally got the presidents daughter hostage. And the plot points are sharp here; there’s a bit of business about the combination lock on a briefcase that’s just great writing, and when Emile suggests their exit from the ship is north, Snow correctly replies ‘We’re in space now, so it’s port or starboard,’ demonstrating that tough guy dialogue can be sensible too. ‘I’m not actually Houdini,’ says Snow, presumably rifling through Guy Peace’s Linkedin CV for recent roles he’s already played, but he’s an absolutely terrific lead here. So many action films feature muscle-bound, aging lunk-headed Brick Lampjaw heroes, so it’s a treat that Marion Snow is young, smart, witty, caustic and brave; how hard is it to make a straight-up cool protagonist like this? We could all use another hero right now, and the presence of Guy Pearce’s peerless Marion Snow makes this Lockout something of a million megaton blast to behold.
Aw, did I miss most of the Pearce-a-thon? Never underestimate the man’s ability to elevate a cheap thriller into something interesting. That’s not even mentioning the obvious, that Guy Pearce…in space! sounds like a near endlessly enjoyable formula (shameless plug: I reviewed “Time Machine” earlier this year, and he was one of the shiniest cogs in that temporal apparatus).
My annual Guy Pearce marathon will include Time Machine, thanks for reminding me! I’ll be over to check your review…but yes, what makes this man tick? What is he trying to prove? He’s ridiculously versatile…who else can headline space action, art house, family comedy…there is nothing he can’t do. He’s reprising his role in Neighbours right now, so never off our Telly, hence having him on my mind…check out Lockout!
Huh. So, not a dumb action movie, then?
Well, yes, a dumb action movie, but some of this works in the way that you might hope for in a film that costs $200 million. I like it.
Loving the Guy Pierce lovefest, yeppity yep!
Yes, good Saturday night fare and he looks buff AF!
Another 10+ yr old movie that you still have to rent at £3.45 on Prime. Boils my piddle.
I googled it last night and watched it for nowt.
What on??
If you google any film, and refine your search by selecting videos over 20 mins, you can see just about any movie you think of.
My google doesnt seem to have that. 🙁
I’ll see if I can find the link I used last night when I switch my big computer on tonight…
Ok ta. Have posted your movie back to you today plus the one Phil said you had to watch.
Cool, thanks, will look forward to Flesh and Bone!
~intercom
Clean up on Aisle One
Clean up on Aisle One
Gary Bismuth, get your a$$ over to Aisle One and clean that mess up. NOW!
Why would a Parisian real estate expect get involved in this?
Because Danger is His Business Bismuth is his catchline.
Danger is his Bismth? Bismuth is Bismuth? Wut?
Don’t ask me, he’s french after all.
Sigh. No futher questions., Court adjourns for lunch.
But we’re still on for raiding Leftover Fakesgiving food from Alex after lunch, right?
If we can put a hold on his exorcism, yes…
Well, I HEAR he’s got about 700 scheduled for today, so I figure we can sneak in between and raid the fridge for all the pumpkin pie he claims to have stashed away.
Pumpkinhead ?
He’s exorcising Pumpkin Head? Well, he should send that demon straight into Guy Pearce, because any guy who’s real name is Gary Bismuth needs a little demon action to shake things up.
In space.
No I’m exercising. Because I ate too much Pumpkinhead pie. Gotta work off those calories.
Pump it!
I hear you. Lots of extra demoncalories in a pumpkinhead pie. Something like a 10-1 ratio last time I checked?
Exactly. What is all is Bismuth stuff?
Actors are always using fake names because their own are so pathetic. So I couldn’t think of one much more pathetic than Gary Bismuth.
I wish it could be Bismuth every day.
Well, I’m sure Big Box Retail totally agrees w you…
His mother Mrs. Bisquick loves him.
I never owned a waffle iron so we never bought that.
So this is a Die Hard film that also plagiarized Escape from New York? Sounds like they put some work into that. Such stirring writing in the trailer too. “He’s the best there is, but he’s a loose cannon.” Damn!
This is five of your favourite movies, put into a blender and with something just as good if not better.
Sample dialogue
Harry Shaw : [over the comms] Snow, what’s going on?
Snow : [on the ship, rubbing his head] You know, global warming, some celebrity is getting a boob-job, Congress is screwing the pooch again. You know, same old.
Harry Shaw : Snow, come on man! I mean, what’s going on there?
Harry Shaw : Oh yeah. Well, you wild-cat smacked me in the head with a fire extinguisher and locked herself in some room. So, she’s safe. Send the cavalry.
Langral : Listen, Snow. You stick to the plan. You better do your job or I’ll hit you with a Sherman tank. Got that?
Harry Shaw : A Sherman tank? Yeah, right. Toss my caber, Langral. I got other things to do.
Is Langral Scottish? I thought I heard a Scottish accent in the trailer.
Who would you expect in a high security space prison? At least three Scottish accents or names here.
Big hoose at Barlinnie too crowded?
Aha, you know your Scootish gaols. That’s the big hoose here, but Invarary is publicised as “Scotland’s favourite Jail.
https://www.inverarayjail.co.uk/
That actually looks like a nice place to drop the kids off . . . for 7-10 years. Good to see some places still believe in using thumbscrews. You can’t go wrong with the classics.
What better place to give the weans a first taste of incarceration? Not just a popular jail, our favourite jail; you’ve tried the rest, now try the best! You have a best loved jail in Guelph? Any happy memories ?
You can take a musical tour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byym9vNtyyc
What kind of prison has a keep out sign? What kind of fear of prosecution would an inmate have? Surely they would already have been prosecuted, so that threat wouldn’t be effective.
It’s to protect people from the ghosts.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/guelph-correctional-centre-break-and-enter-1.4063757
On the whole, is it considered to be better to be in or out of jail in Guelph? There seems to be considered key evidence that’s it’s quite the place to be.
Out of jail unless you are a ghost. If you are a ghost then it is considered to be a desirable address.
In Scotland, we see the jail as more of a place for children to get an early taste of incarceration. They wouldn’t grow up and want to break in, even though they are tourists attractions. It seems that those who break into the jails of Guelph are seeking the company of ghosts. A subtle difference in character.