That’s Kurt Angle to you, a man with more experience of wrestling than most. He’s a celebrated Olympic Gold medallist at the 1996 Atlanta games, but he’s also a Hall of Famer in the more financially lucrative WWE, where he became a household name of a different sort alongside such luminaries as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Ric Flair, The Undertaker and ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin. The athleticism of these entertainers is not in doubt, but it’s still a remarkable career swing and one achieved at some personal, physical and mental cost to Kurt Angle; Alex Perry’s moving and detailed documentary currently streaming on Peacock delves deep into what makes Kurt Angle tick.
‘You did not want to mess with the Angle boys,’ is an opening salvo that provides some insight into how Kurt Angle and his brothers started out in Pennsylvania; before there were any cameras, prizes or contracts around, the brothers used to fight for sport, with the physique of “Greek gods’ but no audience but each other. That changes as Angle’s physique and dedication thrust him towards representing his country; Angle’s arduous training regime makes Mark Wahlberg’s 3am chicken-burgers, gym and golf-fest look positively lightweight. With Angel’s father, ‘a very functional alcoholic’, dying young in a tragic accident, Angle has a lot to prove, to himself and the world.
As if that personal loss wasn’t enough to bear, Angle ends up training at the now-notorious Foxcatcher camp, overshadowed by John Du Pont’s murder of wrestler Dave Schultz, a narrative familiar from the Steve Carell/Channing Tatum movie of the same name. Nevertheless, despite such adversity, Angle somehow makes it to the Olympics, but has to compete with a broken neck, the first of four neck breaks over his career. It helps that Angle is in such great shape; ‘You have to have a neck to break it. He has no neck,’ is a particularly pithy comment here. Opponents on route to success are formidable, notably one described here as ‘a man who would take advantage of an injury’, but such tough guy competition isn’t enough to stop Angle finally winning gold in Atlanta.
But American lives CAN have second acts, and Kurt Angle heads from competitive wrestling to wrestling as entertainment, joining Vince McMahon and his merry crew on the lucrative WWE circuit. ‘What kind of guy has Kurt Angle become?’ asks a commentator, and it’s the right question to ask. In an arena stuffed with costumes (Triple H, The Undertaker!) and catchphrases (‘Can YOU smell what The Rock is cooking?’), Angle plays down the obvious patriotism that his winner’s medal allows and sells himself as a bad guy of the ring, and the crowds, plus viewers at home, love him for it. The notion that ‘they’d be buying into your story,’ gives Angle his own narrative, but as his injuries pile up, Angle finds himself like the protagonist of Darren Aronofksy’s The Wrestler, one injury from career-ending redundancy or even death. Not surprisingly, Angle develops an opioid addiction, over-medicated after his sister’s death, necking 65 pills a day and spinning out of control while managing his career and his responsibilities as a family man and father take a toll on his mental health.
With plentiful archive footage and fresh interviews, Angle is a serious documentary that touches on the hot topics of opioid addiction and the lack of support provided to athletes and performers, in professional sports or entertainment, and while the mood is upbeat, Angle’s story offers a scathing critique of the workings of the sports world. But the punch-line of Perry’s film is firmly positive, with Angle emerging as a winner on all counts, his hard-fought victory attested to by the likes of ‘Rowdy’ Ronda Rousey, and celebrated with a breath-taking final shot that demonstrates just what an artist Angle was in his prime. Even at 55, he’s still a role model that shows that some players can play the game and come out on top, despite overwhelming odds.
Nope.
Sigh. Then I will see you at Sumnerslam VXIII! And you’d better watch out, because when I’m done with you, you won’t be calling anyone pesky! You just messed with the wrong guy, Bunty, and you might thing that you can run, but you can’t hide!
Not sure what Sumnerslam is but it sounds ridiculous. Pesky is as pesky does and life is a box of chocolates. I certainly cannot run, I was built for comfort, not for speed and consequently am Gold Standard at hiding, but if you find me you’d better attack at dawn with a thousand men.
You talk BIG, but the ring is where you will feel PAIN! Kurt Angle and I will body slam you into the canvas! Get ready for a whooping you won’t forget, Missy! The boys are back in town!
You been hanging down at Dino’s bar and grille?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXOrak1nhQo
Yeah, pretty much.
Tough crowd.
Try reviewing something good then, huh? ~~
I try every day. Any requests?
Something woke, something fresh….
You’ll be woke by the time I’m finished with you, Bunty.
I just had a rockstar sugar free. I’m totally woke!!!!
I think Riders would appreciate some story with guys in flaming pink pants, a mother and probably some crackers. Got anything like that?
And seeing me? I’ll SEE YOU AT SUMMER SLAM XXXVIVIVIXMIII!!!!!
So be there, or be octagonal…
Can you be more specific? That doesn’t sounds like a film I know. Do you mean biscuits?
Oh right, the King’s English strikes again.
Yes, biscuits.
Preferably ones with mothers….
Like some kind of Oscar Wilde thing?
That sounds right down her alley.
And I’m sure I’ll love it too. I’m even more woke now than I was an hour ago. Amazing!
And I’m the guy to do the wokening to you!
Excellent. Now I know who to blame. Because I’m not responsible. For anything. Not even Godzilla.
He’s constantly woke, that Godzilla. From his aquatic slumbers.
Does he wear a pink frilly tutu in the latest movie? Because that’s my definitive “tell” for someone who is woke.
And you yourself would know having gone through the wokening process. You are fully awoked like a Ewok just awoken.
A humongous ewok that could fight Godzilla. With lightsabers.
Ok, I think that’s enough from me. I’m obviously over-tired if that’s where I’m taking this.
Over tired, now, perhaps, but tomorrow, arise, awoke, the goal is yours!
Gonna need a rockstar tomorrow morning to be awoke.
Thank goodness I have a flat of them above the cupboards.
Take awoke in the wild side.
Only if it’s a green, ecologically sound woke. That’s the only kind I work out to.
Prepare to be awoke big time.
I’m going to go read. A book. A good book in fact.
The Wit of Chevy Chase Vol 1?
Dang, that was a good guess. But no.
Sense and Sensibility.
Is that not two books?
You know your books! It was originally released as a 2part novel.
When Sense was a pre-sale hit, Austen banged out a sequel called Sensibility and it was released as a double album.
It’s gone platinum since and been re-released many times to critical fame both with critics and with fans.
Austen-mania!
No, Austen-mania XXIVMIIQVVVVV!!!!!!
Prepare to be Austened!
Stone Cold Jane Austen!
~breaks a chair over your head~
RAWRRRR
Can you smell what Anton Chekov is cooking?
I can.
And it smells like violins!
That makes zero sense.
That’s because you aren’t privvy to my ongoing conversation with Calmgrove on his site about mobsters and violins.
That may well be true.
Bookstooge moves in mysterious ways….
Seriously? You’re giving him credit for going to the olympics with a broken neck? That’s nothing. I once competed with TWO broken necks. I won AND then nuked the entire area.
I will say the various sports “doctors” are going to have a lot to answer for. They’re not really doctors but more like meat technicians, seeing how long they can make a particular meat machine last. Or if another roll of duct tape will get it through the next fight.
You have 2 seconds to answer, Eddiegpt, or you will be exterminated…
I’m sorry, too late.
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!!!
EXTERMINATE!!!!!
How many necks do you have? And what did you compete in?
19.
Interpretive dancing using osmium scarves to show the life and death of the galaxy.
Is that an actual Olympic sport? Who told you it was?
I told myself. And I’m smart enough to not argue w a man w 26 necks.
That sounds like it should be true. Most of us only have one and try and take care of what we have.
There’s a reason the WP4 have never conquered Dr Neckulous
Is that your super-hero name? If so, I will CRUSH you at SUMMERSLAM XVIII! You’re gonna need a bigger number of necks!
No, no, I’m Dr Bookstodge.
Or his evil twin?
Evil’er twin you mean?
Are they graded on a sliding scale?
Define “sliding”.
Going up and down.
Like a trombone?
Like a space hopper.
Well, maybe if they are little hops….
Dr Neckulous is my evil twin….
How can I tell you two apart?
I’m the good guy n he’s the bad guy…
Which one am I speaking to now?
Would the world’s neckiest super villain deign to speak to you?
I’ve never thought about it.
I have. I wouldn’t give a super villain the time of day.
Sort of interested in this, but I don’t care for authorized biodocs of celebs much. You never feel like you’re getting a full or true story, however grimy parts of it may seem. Good for Angle though if he kicked the pill habit.
chicken-brugers
I hear this, but there’s a growing split between authorised and unauthorised docs. I like both, but in a case like this, we see Angle at his best and at his lowest point, and that provides its own inherent critique. There are docs to be made about sports after-care and opiates, but they’ll be unlikely to have the same participation levels. You certainly get the impression that kicking the pills was as tough as anything Angle achieved, and that makes a statement.
Thanks for the typo, I’d made a last minute adjustment since I never tire of writing about Mark Wahlburger’s fitness routine.
Are there any training sequences in this with Survivor or Frank Stallone on the soundtrack?
I did say that this one was serious. But I was at the gym a couple of days ago and both the artists you mentioned were heavily featured. Do you have gyms in Guelph or do you pull sledges in the snow like Rocky?
We do have gyms, but I haven’t been inside one since before Covid. I don’t recall them playing much Survivor. Would you describe Frank Stallone as the Glasgow sound?
Sigh. I’m not playing motivational music as a DJ, these tunes are through my headphones on my phone! And music is a big part of what keeps me working out, you don’t get a body like mine for nothing! 150 neck crunches, 49 flute differentials, I keg press 4K per keg and still have tune to listen to Cher’s Greatest hits before I hit the showers. Can you match that?
I just punch my Metal for Breakfast cassette into my Walkman and take it from there.
Opining track: Anvil. Personal friends of mine. Introduced them live and interviewed them on stage. There’s no one more Metal than me, Bunty.
Canadian band. Went to see them play in Guelph back in the day. Still have their Metal on Metal cassette around someplace. Probably worth a lot of money now.
Great bunch of guys. Had to use a closet as a changing room and never complained. Screened their movie, then played Metal on Metal and more to a packed out auditorium. I enjoyed being the MC and doing all the crown baiting ‘ are you ready to rock? ….I can’t hear you, I said. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?’
I think you will now know not to question my metal credentials, or I will see YOU at Summerslam VXIII and you will experience pain in the ring like never before!
What does the number VXIII translate to?
I saw you at that Anvil show. You had black spandex pants, a studded vinyl belt, and a sleeveless zebra-print t-shirt. You also had huge hair that looked like you’d just stuck your finger in an electrical outlet. We all agreed that the Scottish guy was rocking.
Haha, I was in a full suit, which I can tell you is not the usual gear for being on-stage with Anvil. What do you wear to your Anvil gig? Did they play Guelph library?
Huh. Now that you mention it I don’t recall what the venue was. I think it must have been the old arena which got torn down decades ago. What I was wearing was almost certainly a concert shirt from some other band, probably Iron Maiden. I don’t know if you remember concert shirts. Black with white sleeves or white with black sleeves. Haven’t seen those in a while.
Didn’t have you down as such a metal guy. What else did you see?
So long ago I can’t remember. I’m pretty sure I saw Maiden twice. Van Halen’s 1984 tour. They were great. I seem to recall seeing The Scorpions with Quiet Riot opening for them. Hoo boy. Most of this is best forgotten now.
Impressive CV. Enjoyed seeing Maiden. Would have liked to have seen Van Halen. Your rock credentials pass muster. Any pics of you in your full gear?
I’m so glad I grew up in a time before phones taking pictures.
Totally agree. Phones were better when you had to wind them up and request a number from the operator.
Maiden! Pfft. Van Halen.Pfft. Those are not Rock credentials.
Nik Kershaw? Johnny Hates Jazz?
If you could turn back time!
If I could find a way…