So we’re done with franchises and world-building, so what comes next? Original content? With the MCU expansion sparking the trend for creating cinematic universes, it’s also now seen as the only franchise that really benefited from such expansion. The only other comparable success has been horror’s Conjuring Universe, of which The Nun II is the ninth and almost certainly not the last entry. But despite a bright start, the sequence of films following on from The Conjuring has lost energy and momentum of late; the Crooked Man film never came out, and a brief post-credits reminder here about psychic investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren only posts further evidence that the main psychic investigator story has been submerged by side characters and sub-missions.
All that said, The Nun movies seem to be the most popular of the various haunted variations (the weeping woman of La Llorona, the possessed doll Annabelle), and while none of the Conjuring franchise movies are truly great, they’re always a bit classier than most horror. Production values are remarkably high in Michael Chaves’ film, all the more stylish for being a period effort set way, back in 1956 France. Taissa Farmiga, daughter of Conjuring star Vera, returns as Sister Irene, a young nun who goes on the run to confront a demon nun also known as, checks notes, Demon Nun. Could handyman Maurice (Jonas Bloquet) have retained some kind of evil from his possession in the previous film?
The Nun II has some choice moments, the best of which is front and centre in the trailer, as Sister Irene watches a magazine stand in a dimly sit street; the wind blows the covers open and flips through the pages, eventually revealing a composite image of the towering Demon Nun made up of multiple images. The Nun films seem to be successful even as the over-arching Conjuring narrative sputters, largely because they deliver such visually imaginative shocks, even if the connective narrative tissue between the visuals turns out to be rather unimportant.
The Nun films are box-office winners, probably because they tap into a more serious brand of faith-based horror; there’s a certain conviction about the way that they re-enforce the audience’s religious ideas; Sister Irene has a side-kick friend Debra (Storm Reid) who is also in training, and struggles to understand the Catholic belief in transubstantiation. That specific issue turns out to be a major plot point, leading to a fairly ingenious and outrageous moment in the climax, no spoilers here. But that emphasis on belief is what elevates The Nun movies where many fail; it may look like a ghost train ride, but the desire to tap into our current sense of spiritual malaise, if not crisis, is what makes them unexpectedly click like a floorboard under your bed in the middle of the night.
If I don’t watch this, can I get everybody elses’ money back who did?
Probably about two hundred million dollars once it’s been shown everywhere?
I’ll expect my first demon check next Monday then.
With demonic cupcakes and your very own demon bin. And some buns.
Away with thee, tempter!
Yay verily, no demon cupcake shall sully my most righteous of bellies…
Not even with sprinkles?
Not even w chocolate sprinkles!
Ok, I’ll cancel the order then. Any water for the table? Would you like to see the dessert trolley?
I only drink Angel Water ™.
Served by demonic demon nuns?
Nope. No knockoffs for me. Name brand only!
Very well. I’ll just get your bill…
Put it on Gabriel’s tab. He won’t mind…
Your bill, sir, cones to $99999999999999999….
DEFINITELY put it on ol’ Gabes account then.
Gratuity?
He pays 100% tips. He’s good like that 😉
Nuns, horror, yawn. Nope.
Sigh. You don’t like the magazine rack either?
Nope.
Sigh.
If it’s set in France, why is everyone speaking English?
Is this the one with Whoopi Goldberg in it?
If that business with the magazine rack is the best bit I’ll go in with suitably low expectations.
Beacuse it’s set in Hollywood France.
Yes, Sister Act 3; Vadek’s Revenge
You don’t think that’s a cool visual?
Ah, I thought it was just good dubbing.
I guess I should watch the first two then to get up to speed.
It’s a neat idea. The execution seemed a little ho-hum. I was expecting something more dramatic.
Does this one have the same great dialogue as the first? Lines like “Christ? Jesus Christ?” or discovering the blood of Christ and having someone say “Holy shit!” to which the priest responds “The holiest.” Those are the moments that made the first film for me.
Something more dramatic than a demonic bun? You must be living some life….
I was expecting the whole rack to make up one of those composite pictures that are created out of thousands of smaller pictures. That was only like four magazines and it was in black and white.
Nunsense! I’ve just freeze framed it, there’s six rows with 15 plus magazines in the top row. 6×15 is 90, so we’re talking about roughly a hundred magazines. Four? Get your monocle cleaned grandad!
Bunsense! Binsauce! That’s the total number of mags but in the trailer clip only a handful of mags in the center are used to make the picture. You can see this at 1:42. And the picture is kind of vague. It’s not like those pictures made up of a thousand pictures that you can’t even tell are composites. That’s the kind of HD effect I expect from a demon AI.
What kind of French provincial magazine rack in the 1950’s had room for a thousand magazines, eh? Goodness grief, it would need to be nearly twice as tall as the one seen here, and that too tall for anyone to reach the magazines! And while you can take your complaint to the Demon Nun herself, I can’t agree that the image is ‘vague’. If I saw this happening on my street, I’d be very concerned. Maybe in your neck of the woods, the demons conjure up HD tifos with thousands of pictorial components, but we’re talking 1950’s France here, Bunty! I think the demon nun did a great job with this display and would be keen to see more of her work. It’s easy to criticise, and your harsh words may well have hurt her feelings.
There’s no reason 1950s France couldn’t have better AI. What I really wanted was a much bigger wall of magazine covers not just opening but with the pages flipping so that they made an animated, full-colour picture of the nun looking like she was jumping out to grab someone. That would be worth seeing. Not this guff.
There’s zero point in using todays high standards for demonic tifos to 1950’s France. I think Valdek the demon has tried hard and put a lot of effort into this display. It’s easy to criticise, and hard to be creative. You should cut the Demon Nun a bit more slack IMHO.
Demonic NUN, not demonic bin.
BUN. demonic Nun. DEMONIC NUN. I’ll deal with your other comments when I find my glasses.
I’d watch a movie about a demonic bin. Perhaps we could get Booky to write it.
He would be my first choice for a demonic bin movie.
Cinematography by Fraggle of course.
Of course. Alex seems to feel that the demon bin isn’t trying hard enough.
Well we’ll have to dock his pay then.
I have refuted Alex’s argument and await his response.
He’ll be having his Nana nap now.
Agreed. Best not wake him up unexpectedly.
Best not to wake me at all.
Ooh demonic buns! Chocolate buns with raspberry jam inside mayhaps?
I think that’s the plot point Eddie was referring to about transubstantiation in the review. The spoiler he didn’t want to give is that you take communion with the chocolate buns with raspberry jam.
Yum! it almost makes me want to go to church!
If high quality movie themed snacks play a role, I’m in!
Better than a plain old wafer! Have we just reinvented organised religion?
Since we’ve just invented them, they can be anything we want. Little edible horns would be cool.
We’ll need some fondant icing for those then.
Lovely! On a hostess trolley!
Oh yes, and a china cake stand to put them on. Some nice communion wine to go with of course, maybe a merlot?
Doilies? Maybe a cheeky glass of chateau neuf d’pape?
Yes, I think so, and maybe a cheekier rosé, a zinfandel probably.
I think I’ve got a dusty bottle of Blue Nun that might be appropriate? Maybe a Babycham for the lady?
Either will do for me. I think we should have some canapés with the lighter wines, save the reds for the Demonic Buns.
Agreed. Nibbles will be expected.
Glad we’ve got that sorted, sounds more fun than the movie anyhoo.
He’s up!
runs away muttering it wasn’t me, honest
It was hardly worth the anticipation.