It’s not just the title that’s tricky about writer/director Holden Pollak’s film; R is a low-budget film that’s surprising fare from a 20 year old director, not least because it’s set way back in the 1960’s. This is a film about film-making, specifically about the making of the 1968 thriller The Split, one that few today have heard of and is currently rocking a miserly three reviews on RT. That neglect might also be seen as surprising, given that The Split has a special place in cinema history as the first film to be rated R in terms of censorship rulings, but Pollak delves deep to dig out a narrative that expands imaginatively upon the smattering of online information about this particular film.
So back to 1965 we go, where Glasgow-born director Gordon Flemyng (Brad Pollak, Holden’s dad) sits reading through the script for The Split, provided by his friend Robert Sabaroff (Mark Baker). Flemyng has just made two Dr Who movies, and wants to be taken seriously to break out of B-movie hackwork, and The Split seems to offer just such a chance. American football star and Dirty Dozen star Jim Brown (J’amore Ward) is keen to be involved, but things get difficult when MGM executives, including Irvin Winkler (Eric Roberts) decide to meddle in the film. And to complicate matters, Flemyng wants a different ending from his writer…
For cineastes, or even Dr Who completists, R is a movie that pushes a few buttons; it’s initially disconcerting that Flemyng doesn’t speak with a Glasgow, Scottish or even British accent, but that ethnicity is not something that’s important in Pollak’s sense of the story, and its probably for the best to have the actor perform in his natural voice rather than a forced accent. As an older hand, Eric Roberts absolutely steals the show by bringing his A game to the role of Winkler, but there’s also some effective dialogue and scenes which reflect the constant friction between creative and executives. Talent like Quentin Tarantino often bend real-life Hollywood lore to tell their own choice of narrative, so why shouldn’t a self-starter like Pollak?
R suffers from the traditional problems of a low-budget feature, with servicable performances and minimal period detail to sell the story aside from some vintage cars; don’t expect Once Upon A Time in Hollywood or Babylon-level trappings. And Pollak doesn’t consider enough about the historical importance or context of the R rating, choosing instead to focus on creative differences. But R is worth a look if the synopsis above interests the potential viewer; not every Hollywood tale has to be epic in scope, and there’s a few barnacles on this story that may well intrigue those who have a penchant for the kind of genuine dramas that go on behind the scenes of film-making.
It’s been a long time coming – a feature about Gordon Flemyng, under-rated director. Sounds very interesting and as you say a fancy budget isn’t everything in depicting the everyday world of Hollywood.
The results are fairly raw in places, but it’s the only show in town in terms of fictional films about a Glasgow guy who became the go-to director for the Daleks.
There’s probably a whole hall in Comic-con devoted to him.
Only in Hollywood – from the Daleks to Jim Brown.
How would you rate my Glasgow accent? I’ve been told I can pass as a native.
Where can I hear it?
Could you record a Scottish song, Donald Where’s Yer Troosers? or Stop Your Ticklin’ Jock would be ideal candidates…
Here are the lyrics for you to practice. Good traditional Scottish song of predatory sexual harassment.
Ah’m in love wi a fairmer’s dochter.
She’s yin o the nicest Ah’ve ever seen.
Her cheeks they are a rosy red,
And her age is sixteen-seventeen.
When I take her out at night
And ask her for a kiss,
Oh, she’ll wriggle and giggle
And twist and twiggle,
And you’ll always hear her saying this – –
Wull you stop yer tickling, Jock!
Wull ye stop yer tickling, Jock!
Och! Dinna mak’ me laugh so herty,
Or you’ll mak me choke.
Oh, I wish you’d stop yer nonsense,
Wull ye look at aa the folk.
Wull yer stop yer tic-kle-ing,
Tic-kle-ic-kle-ing.
Stop yer tickling Jock!
I will work on cutting a track of that.
Why didn’t they just cast this guy for Pollak’s part?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGP4Sez_Us
Good, but let me bring you up to speed with some of today’s Glasgow patter. Check out the first caller on last weekend’s football phone in. Whatever you do in Scotland, there’s always a chance of meeting someone like this. There’s a reason this clip is getting 80,000 hits a day.
https://youtu.be/wUzT01Q43AY?si=-hP3EqdnmDo_ESKN
That caller was bringing the heat!
Get on the bus to Inverness and you’ll find yoursel sitting next to him.
I think I’d get along with him pretty well. I’d only understand ever third word or so, but I speak pretty good universal codger. I’d just sit down next to him and say “Damn gubmint. Where’s my money?” That’s a guaranteed icebreaker.
Gubmint being ‘a person who advocates government by the mob.’?
That’s a new one on me.
Gubmint = government for people with poorly fitting false teeth.
In your own bespoke dictionary of personal meanings?
I’m the Dr. Johnson of the digital age.
Put that tagline on your blog.
I figure you know this one well already, but if not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRcJQ9tMbY
Yes, McAvoy doing a nice job in the perennial comedy Scot slot.
Sounds like a lot of navel gazing. Nope.
I always wonder how interesting films about Hollywood are to non industry people. I may now have my answer.
What if the synopsis alone disinterests the viewer?
Then you need not apply. Go straight to the Gauntlet review for art appreciation instead.
😼
That trailer has a picture of an old man on it. I am therefore rating this post FD, for Fuddy-Duddy. Extreme caution is urged and no one under 75 should read this post without their children’s permission.
You are a fuddy Duffy and no mistake, Bunty.
And now I’m forced to change our Official Rating to AOM, ie, angry old man. watcher take note….
It was meant to say fuddy fuddy by autocorrect.
I’m no more an old man than you are a scorpion.
The second stage of grief, denial.
That’s ok, we’ll work through this difficult time for you. Everyone (except me) gets old. It’s part of nature. Learn to enjoy it. Before you know it, you’ll be looking forward to your nightly cup of Ensure Plus…
You have the views and attitudes of a 100 year old dodderer. FacT!
That’s because I’m 10000 years old.
DoUbLE bObA fAcT!
In attitude, yes.
Oh, I gotz lotza tude…
You sure do.
I’ve got 10000 years worth to work off. So, would you like me to start w your goats or your library?
If I has a cent for every time I’ve been asked that.
Goats, please.
Your goats eat library books n you wear combat boots!
Ohhhh, zing….
Not really hurt by that, both things may well be true, so what?
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
Next on my list is your library snacks…
My library is unrecognisable. No snacks. Just books. FaCt!
So they remodeled since your last picture foray there?
Very much. Futuristic.
Pix or I don’t believe it!
I’ll take some and post them on the secret forum.
Off to the Secret WP4 Lair!
-whoosh
It’s closed on Wednesday, give me a chance Speedy Gonzales!
Too late. I already turned the world backwards, so it’s actually last thursday…
And you know how I feel about turning the world backwards to reverse time. I’d rather you didn’t…
Too late again!
It’s now 3 weeks ago…
Ok, spin it forward again. As long as I don’t have to watch The Flash….
Done.
Shoot, I overshot. It’s now December 31st.
Hang on, I’ll get this fixed somehow today, whatever today is now…
Happy new year when it comes!
Well, I have no idea where I’ve spun us, so I’m going to stop n arbitrarily decide today is September 6 2023.
Good luck!
Is that Queen Victoria?
Could be
I take zero responsibility for your actions sending me on a wild goose chase though.
This is all your fault!
Nuh uh!
Help!
Is that a Penny farthing? No, it’s a dinosaur? Booky, what have you done?
I have saved the world from global warming!
Oh look, a shiny meteor….
Headed for your condo!
Ground zero.
No worries about work tomorrow! Whoooohoooo….
Bang!
Bookstodge and Eddie’s Excellent Adventure!
Every day!
Think I’ll give Humanoid a chance . . .
You need a little Robodog in your life…