We can do requests at film-authority.com; you don’t have to slip us $100 virtual notes in a Patreon scheme, because we’re always open to watching new or reviving older films of any vintage, if there’s a good reason to do so. A few requests have come in for Paul WS Anderson’s Event Horizon, but that’s been on hold for various reasons, not least that the only viewable cut of the film is reputedly not the complete one. That 97 minute version that I viewed WOR in August 1997 wasn’t the big genre game-changer we were seeking at the time; a haunted house in space shocker, Event Horizon lacked a fresh alien culture, gelid creature or single visual idea to justify its big budget, starry cast, or liberal borrowings from Stanley Kubrick’s version of The Shining. Fast forward a quarter century and Event Horizon is becoming a cult-classic, but there’s no sign of the full 130+ minute cut, and despite fan enthusiasm, nor is there likely to be…
‘Are you telling me that this ship is alive?’ is just about all you need to know plot-wise; yes, the Event Horizon is alive, having just passed through a black hole and come back as part of the testing for a gravity drive invented by Dr Billy Weir (Sam Neill) who designed the missing Event Horizon ship. He’s now a passenger with hidden baggage on the Lewis and Clark, a rescue ship which makes contact with the Event Horizon and attempts to discern the fate of the original crew. Surveillance tapes are discovered, showing the original crew feasting on each other sexually and in a violent, cannibalistic way, and a Latin warning saying “Save Me” turns out to be warning the unwary ‘Save Yourself’…
I pretty much deleted Event Horizon from my memory bank after seeing it at a late-night screening before release; without a clear hook, I felt it wouldn’t play with audiences and it didn’t. But a quarter of a century later, it’s easy to see why a wander through the sinister ruins of Event Horizon is still sucking in customers. The film has great costumes (by John Mollo of Star Wars), a futuristic Gothic look that’s part Warhammer 4000 and part Tarkovsky’s Solaris; the ship’s interior is referred to as looking like a ‘meat grinder’, and the over-qualified cast are the meat. And younger viewers will be surprised to see crew-members Neill, Laurence Fishburne, Jason Isaacs and Sean Pertwee looking so spruce and young. But in this truncated Anderson’s film borrows too heavily from The Shining without shame, from the curtain of blood pouring down on the action to Weir’s dream of cozying up to a beautiful naked woman who turns out to be a rotting eyeless corpse.
Event Horizon isn’t a great movie; it lacks humour, the plotline fizzles with badly edited scenes, and the whole enterprise leaves more questions than answers. But it’s also a beautiful ruin, far better to look at than most 90’s films, and the mix of CGI and physical effects gels on an aesthetic level. The idea of a spaceship as a ‘bad place’ where the personal demons of interlopers can be turned against them in physical form, is a good one, and it’s a shame that Event Horizon’s cult status hasn’t led to any kind of reboot or re-thinking. Anderson has carved a different niche for himself with enjoyable movies like The Three Musketeers and Pompeii, but Event Horizon still seems to haunt our dreams and nightmares, living rent-free in our heads with a vision of hell beyond earth that’s still pungent and disturbing.
Enough of Booky’s apostasy. Tarkovsky’s Solaris (not the Clooney one) and Tango & Cash are both stone cold classics. fAcT!
And yet, quite different from each other if you look closely. There are no monster trucks in Solaris, no gay panic shower scenes in Andres Rublev. But we can all agree that they are perfect examples of their genres. A buddy cop movie with explosions. And an endless beyond serious mediation on something which leaves you in the dark so long contemplating nothing that you wildly over praise it once it’s over. They are two cinematic halves of the same cinematic epiphany.
Did you catch the translation of Uncle Vanya in Space into Latin?
I watched it in the original Latin, with English subtitles that I had a few problems with.
I painstakingly translated it into Hebrew then back to English to prepare for my review.
You up to 100 comments yet? Keep poking Booky.
It’s the quality not the quantity.
So close . . .
Yet so far away, I got 99 comments…
Because you deserve all the credit, I’m giving you exclusive blow by blow replays of my foreign Solaris film watch, live.
SUBTITLES. Nobody told me there would be subtitles.
The beginning credits run for like 5 min, on a black background while pipe organ music plays. I’m bored already!
Now some guy is wandering around looking at water. And even the pipe organ music is gone. I didn’t think I would miss it, but I did.
That’s the first 90 mins. Then it slows down.
Man, you weren’t kidding…
You’ll be begging for a demon car baby before this one ends.
I have a very bad feeling you are correct in your prognostication.
Review Solaris! It’ll be the DNF to end all DNFs!
I did warn you!
Not nearly enough.
Hahaha
Ahhh, it’s all making sense now. We focus on a teacup.
My working hypothesis is that the space commies are invading earth because they ran out of teacups and want ours.
You can’t say the Russian poets don’t give you bang for you buck! I don’t think we even go into space for an hour, and they probably don’t even show it, probably just show a cow in a field while more poetry and pop music play. Welcome to the world of international cinema. Review Solaris!
Aaaaaaand 28minutes in and I’m done. This was boring. Even more boring than Manos the Hands of Fate…
Can you imagine that Solaris director Tarkovsky’s co-writer on 1966 epic Andres Rublev went on to make Tango and Cash? Can you?
I don’t even know what Tango and Cash is.
https://youtu.be/DoacpCpBptU?si=EVw4fe8o9nUhj0Pp
Well, netnanny blocked it. So I guess I can’t believe the same guy is involved 😉
Its an all action monster truck cop movie with Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell. I kid you not!
Really? Oh man, that sounds awesome…
and looking at it on amazon, I think I’ll have to pass. Not too surprising really…
How can anyone go from working with Tarkovsky to Stallone and monster trucks? The mind boggles.
They’re all after money, right? So it shouldn’t be too surprising after all….
There was never a more blantant, crowd-pleasing attempt to divest audiences of their cash that Solaris. facT!
Space commies, dude. they’ll get you anyway they can…
You’re just lucky they didn’t try to kill you personally.
How do you know they didn’t?
Because you think cinemas are still good. Space commies have moved beyond that. They think people should be FORCED to go to cinemas to be brainwashed.
Why do you think I so assiduously avoid them?
Because they want to force you to go to the cinema?
don’t forget the brain washing….
Oh, have I missed a brain washing appointment? I’ll reschedule.
Do you go to Space Commie Cinemas?
It’s not the deciding factor for me in terms of choosing a movie house.
Then it’s probably too late for you already. I’m guessing you are completely under their thrall and will be protesting in the streets any week now. I’m guessing they’ll start small, make you protest that everyone has to wear a red shirt. You watch….
I’ve been protesting for months now. Whatever you got, I’m against it. I’ll be a card carrying member of the Space Communist Operations Theatre Society.
Ohhhhhh, I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!!!
No sane person could watch so many movies as you do….
Mr Bookstodge, have YOU ever knocking made and received messages on the WP2000 internet message boards with a man you claim you KNEW was a card carrying member of the space communist party? You are under oath, May I remind you?
Enjoyed this at the time although it was more atmospheric than anything else. Glad to see it has had a revival.
I know I’ve seen it, but I can only vaguely remember it, I’ll keep it in mind for the something-to-watch-when-desperate list, but I’ll forget in a couple of days so probably nope.
No ghirasol ring for YOU then!
Have you got any other rings?
Not for people who won’t watch Event Horizon.
Miaow!
If I like a movie, EVERYONE has to like it. That’s just how it is.
Fact?
A double fried latin BoBa FaCt!
in fact….
Django Fett?
Phhhhtt, that’s like asking if you’d like your house to be insulated with asbestos…
Aw, meanie. 🥹
Tough crowd.
Yep. I’m a lean, mean, no ring giving machine this morning!
😀
Pfui. Oh well I’ll just have to make do with my cloak of invisibility and my Earings of Bastet! Sigh.
You could always steal one of those little cars you posted pix of and go on a joyride….
I’m sure that would make you feel better, hahahaa
Yellow card for persistent maniacal laughter.
No one can be poor with such wonderful things.
So true!
It’s on the film four poster for free for two more days. My Bookstodge thinks it good. The only possible answer is…
We have a dvd of it, or I shoulld say Phil has, as thats how I saw it.
I keep meaning to rewatch this. I saw it on first release, and was broadly unimpressed and I’d mostly forgotten it. Until recently, that is, when I keep seeing cult murmurings of it being a lost masterpiece (or something) if only they’d release the Snyder cut. I can’t say I’m convinced as I only vaguely remember a passable, enjoyable but scarcely original movie, but perhaps I should check it out again as you did to see what I was missing on first watch.
I watched it last night on the Film4 player. I’d forgotten about it the minute I saw it. Once you know there’s no physical monster, and that is derivative, it is a more than decent B movie. But because a lot of back story info has been cut, it feels truncated and even wowed by the production design, I still can’t see a masterpiece, just a beautiful looking ruin…
FINALLY.
You review a good movie, even if your summation lacks verve and correctness. Because it is a good movie. The End.
I would love to see a directors cut of this, but as you note, that probably is never going to happen. At this point, I’d even settle for some sort of remake. Haunted spaceships are awesome after all.
I thought Neill did a great job acting like a crazy obsessed nutjob. I felt like he was the human half of the demonship and had to act for himself and the entity inhabiting the ship. Not a small order and I thought he pulled it off.
Neill is good in this, that whole cast is way better than it needs to be. Watched this last night and it was better than I remembered. Pretty nasty as well. But this is one instance where a directors cut is needed, because the promise isn’t quite fulfilled. But it’s an interesting attempt. Have you seen Solaris?
I have not seen Solaris. that’s the one with George Clooney, right?
When I first watched this I was really surprised at how many of the actors I actually recognized.
The Clooney version is a remake for the Russian version, which is way better. Similar idea, not quite so nasty. And the first hour is just people standing in a field.
That sounds very russian…
It is.
Amazon has a 1972 version for free on prime. Is that the russian version?
Sounds like it! Give it a go! Ghosts of the future, not the past…
I guess I know what I’m doing after church this afternoon then.
You might want to fast forward a bit, because the pace is famously slow. But with a bit of patience, you’ll see where Event Horizon comes from…
I’ll be doing other stuff at the same time. Lots of book reviews to write after all. But thanks for the warning.
Sure you take requests. We all remember how long it took you to get to the Aristocats.
I like the way the warning message is in Latin (though critics have pointed out it’s incorrect Latin), and that one of the crew actually knows Latin.
It’s an enjoyable bad movie.
It is. I’m not sure why the Jason Issacs chacater woudl know Latin, but as I said, more questions than answers.
What’s your problem, Bunty? You wanted Asistocats, you got Aristocrats, I didn’t charge you for the service.
Nobody requested 14 Uncle Vanya reviews, did they? Hmm?
I want my money back for that late Aristocats review. And I didn’t pay anything!
I give people what they need, not what they want. And what they need is more Uncle Vanya.
No, people are sick to the back teeth of Uncle Vanya. Unless he’s played by the guy from Police Academy, but I’ve already covered that.
How can I give you money back if you didn’t pay? Hmm?
It’s called reparations!
I’ll give you reparations if you don’t watch it, Bunty. I should be invoicing YOU!
Boo hiss!
It’s a plain old good enjoyable movie. Nothing bad about it. I bet if they’d thrown in a line or two of Shakespeare you’d be all over it…
I’m not sure there isn’t a line or two of Shakespeare in here somewhere.
I could see Fishburne throwing off a line. You should probably rewatch this yourself and try to find it and then tell us all about it. In your own review.
Uncle Vanya In Space?
Well, NASA did a production of Murder in the Cathedral.
They must have time and money to burn. What’s that got to do with going to the moon?
They did it on the cheap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq1V3Vaj_Ro
That is probably more useful than most of what Space X do.
Now, say it in broken latin!
Avulculus Vanya in Spatio?
Correcto!
They should make a fan cut made entirely in bad latin….
Or Alex could write his whole review in Latin.
That would be impressive.
I could comment and say anything I wanted and get away with it.
Oh wait, I already do that. Man, I gotta get a new schtick….
You read my review!
https://alexonfilm.com/2020/03/19/event-horizon-1997/
Man, talk about a flashback!
Shakespeare wishes he could write something as good as Paul WS Anderson. They are at opposite ends of the scale when it comes to delivering the goods.