Back in 2019, Purple Rain was selected by the sexy-sounding Library of Congress and entered into the United States National Film Registry of culturally important films. That’s probably fair enough given that this is easily the best showcase for the hugely popular and influential musician formerly and probably forever known as Prince. But before he turned himself into a symbol, Prince was big news back in 1984; a song-writer, performer and a tiny prancing seahorse of a man, Prince looked set to be an enduring movie star too with this debut; it only took a couple of resounding flops (Under the Cherry Moon, Graffiti Bridge) for that particular strand of his career to be hastily abandoned.
So how does Purple Rain actually look from 2023, some seven years after his death? Directed by Albert Magnoli and co-written with William Blinn, who’d scored a notable hit with his work on Alan Parker’s Fame, Purple Rain starts brilliantly with the full intro to Let’s Go Crazy, a fist-pumping single stretched out over the first seven minutes of the film. Even the WB logo looks great with this playing over the top; ‘Dearly beloved, We are gathered here today, To get through this thing called “life”, Electric word, life, It means forever and that’s a mighty long time, But I’m here to tell you there’s something else, The afterworld, A world of never ending happiness, You can always see the sun, day or night…So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, You know the one, Dr. Everything’ll-Be-Alright, Instead of asking him how much of your time is left, Ask him how much of your mind, babe, ‘Cause in this life, Things are much harder than in the afterworld, In this life, You’re on your own, And if de-elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy.’ It’s a terrific song, placed front and centre in Purple Rain’s stealth concert opening and unfortunately this really IS peak Prince; it’s all downhill from here…
Prince plays a thinly disguised version of himself, aka The Kid, a promising young musician navigating the mean streets of Minneapolis; we see him perform songs like the title track, I Would Die for U and When Doves Cry, and the staging is strong enough to persuade of his ability. But the narrative development is less confident; there’s a whole lot of goes-nowhere stuff about the running of the First Avenue nightclub and Prince fashions a shallow backstory about misogyny that doesn’t play well now. A common motif here features women tricked and isolated for fun, from the girl thrown in the trash by Prince’s rival Morris Day to Prince tricking rising talent Apollonia into removing her clothes and swimming in a polluted river; both hero and villain are equally rotten to women. We also see that both Prince and his mother were physically abused by his father, but Prince is also violent towards his Apollonia without any real justification, and the cycle of violence is casually observed rather than questioned or challenged. Prince feels bad about being an abuser, but after a couple of soulful motorcycle rides listening to his own music, he’s back performing again, all is forgiven and everyone is happy.
The promise of Prince disappeared fast; after Sign of the Times, his output became increasingly obscure, and while few disputed his early genius, fewer chose to stay the course. Rampant ego-mania seemed to be a large part of his undoing, and even a breakout work like Purple Rain bears all the traces of the potential issues to come. But culturally significant Purple Rain is; it’s a good example of how talent can flatter to deceive, even if it peaks some ten minutes in. Singing about his previous sexual exploits to annoy his current girlfriend (Darling Nikki) wasn’t a great look even back in 1984, and it’s not any better now; Purple Rain is slick and does reflect Prince, but it’s getting harder and harder to make a case for Prince as the all-encompassing genius that he was once widely hailed as.
Purple Rain was reviewed while streaming last week on the BBC iPlayer.
Just back from a wedding and this was the song that kicked off the post-dinner proceedings. Have to say I was never such a big fan – if even one at all – so wasn’t inclined to go see it.
An exciting talent at the time, but the promise turned out to be the whole deal; he was never better than this, and this doesn’t look great now due to his nuclear levels of self-absorption.
At least he was formerly known here.
He was a strange little chap wasn’t he, some great musicanship in him though. But I wouldn’t bother with t his, nope.
Enough about Alex. What about Prince?
It’s too early for eye rolling, sigh, but have one anyway.
For the record, I don’t have a musical bone in my body. Can’t carry a tune. So no great musicianship in me.
Otherwise happy with fraggle’s description?
For another record, I was talking about Prince. Sigh.
But Eddie was saying that you were saying I was a great musician. So that’s what I was trying to clear up.
sigh
No Eddie was saying that I was saying you were a strange little chap when I meant Prince. Double sigh.
They’re both strange, can we agree on that?
As my Mum would say “there’s nowt so queer as folk, except for thee and me, and even thee’s a little queer.”
(In Mum’s day queer meant strange- just in case someone has a cow about that).
I’ll await Alex’s response.
Singers should stick to singing and stop thinking they can act. Because 99 times out of 100, they can’t. Second-hand embarrassment is a real thing and these public figures need to realize the tremendous damage they do to the general populace when they embarrass themselves so badly…
I’m not sure Prince was capable of shame, but if I’d made clonkers like this, I’d be sorry for sure.
Then they need to install the Shamometer 3000. Any decent surgeon can do it easily nowadays. Easier than getting your appendix taken out.
Think it may be too late for Prince, but there’s a few other candidates…
dig up his corpse. If movies like this can live on, so can his shame. And as has been established, it’s going to take the Shamometer 3K to get the job done…
I’ll see what I can do.
Heck, we’ve got experience digging up corpses. Should be a cinch….
Shh…we don’t talk about digging the old corpses up…
Right, right.
I MEANT, ALEX has experience doing that, obviously not us.
Hey, I only put them in.
That’s what they all say. We know you dig them back up later, for your little animal friends…
Shhh
Fine, fine.
Happy Rainbow Unicorn Buffalo Steaks.
with worcestershire sauce…
Wut?
Since you don’t want me talking about that, I figured I’d write something that would make me happy. So rainbow unicorn buffalo steaks with A1 sauce would make me happy…
How is this better than exhuming Prince’s corpse?
Because everyone likes things that make them happy. So I’m contributing to the World Happiness Quotient. That should make you happy. And thus I’m making the WHQ go even higher.
You should be paying me for these quality comments…
Yes, in increments of 0.000000000000000001, just like Amazon, YouTube and Spotify…
See, I’m contributing as much as big ol’ corporations that are soul sucking destroyers.
Probably contributing more than these crooks.
Well, I DO give a much exchange rate for souls these days 😀
I’ll drop you right in it when he complains…
Who? Prince or Alex?
That’s for me to know and you to find out…
My money is on Prince then.
This is one I definitely won’t be revisiting. I remember at the time thinking it seemed like just a big vanity project, and that Prince was no better than most rock/pop stars who take a turn in front of the camera (which is to say, not very good). Couldn’t for the life of me understand the hype around it. There was even one reviewer who said it stood alongside Citizen Kane and people were giving Prince that old-time Oscar buzz. But that was the ’80s for you.
I’m sure I’m one of many who felt that they’d seen this film several times over from watching the videos for this. But I’d never seen it start to finish until last weekend. It wasn’t a great experience; I’d have been better watching clips on YouTube than seeing them in this rather sour context. Hardly worth comparing to Citizen Kane or Paddington 2.