‘I was around and I thought I’d come over and have a swim…’ Popping up randomly on the More4 player in the UK, Frank Perry’s adaptation of the celebrated John Cheever short story got mixed reviews and little audience traction on release in 1968. Perry was replaced during production by the safest pair of hands imaginable ie a young Sydney Pollack, and that personnel change may have caused a loss of confidence of distributors Colombia Pictures. Either way, The Swimmer has been digitally remastered and just looks amazing in 2023; the perennial combination of blu-ray and lashings of natural light make this surreal, ingenious, deliberately baffling film a prospect all over again.
What’s wrong with Ned Merrill (Lancaster)? As a film, The Swimmer never quite explains the answer, but the experience of finding out snippets of information is engrossing. Filmed in Perry’s hometown of Westport, Connecticut, we first see Merrill in the blue trunks he wears throughout the film, at a pool party with some friends. Merrill comes up with an idea that gives him a genuine epiphany; he’ll swim back to his own, via the swimming pools of his friends and neighbours. It’s an idea that we discover relates to his youth, when he and a friend once believed ‘we could swim around the world.’ Ned sees his journey as that of an ‘explorer’, one that could make him ‘transcendent’, but the bright, idealistic opening gives way to darkness as Merrill continues with his picaresque journey and we realise that something happened to send Ned Merrill homewards.
It’s hard to put a time-scale on what’s happening; The Swimmer could be taking place over an afternoon, a day, a week, a month or a lifetime; this is an allegory, but Merrill’s dirty feet suggest actual continuity. Merrill would, in 2023, be called a toxic male; ‘Will you ever grow up?’ is a pertinent question he gets asked, as is ‘When are you going to pay your bills?’; Merrill’s decision to name his quest after his not-pictured MIA wife Lucinda raises a whole set of questions about his social status. ‘You got tossed out of your golden playpen…’ says an ex-lover spitefully, spurning his attentions and firmly treating him as a ‘deadbeat’. ‘Do you think I’ve been in a deep freeze while you’ve been playing house on the hill?’ she says.
Perry’s film is a haunting dissection of fake male indestructability; Lancaster, never clothed, looks like an alien super-being, but he has feet of clay. He crashes a swinging party, tangles with nudists, even wrangles an invite to another party only for the hosts to score his name off the list with a petulant swipe of a pen. The alienating incidents pile up, the experience only grows more sour, it’s getting colder and the light is fading. Merrill offers some questionable advice to a young boy that resonates in the fake-it-till-you-make it internet era ‘If you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true to you.’ The boy therefore feels safe playing on a springboard because ‘there’s no water in the pool’ and Merrill has to run back to save the kid from a potential injury. Some of The Swimmer’s social commentary is a little dated now perhaps, but the acerbic portrayal of the toxic American male in decline is captured in a way that should really sing for modern viewers.
Fabulous film. I’m a huge fan of John Cheever and this is the only decent adaptation of his work. Lancaster is absolutely superb as the guy who doesn’t know what happened to the world he once inhabited. It’s almost a sci fi concept – guy waking up in an alien world.
It’s so almost sci-fi, and done have offered otherworldly explanations. Not all the politics society party chat works so well now, but I fully agree, for grown ups, this is a stunning film. Perry was quite a talent.
For some reason, I’ve been getting emails all day with the various replies. Not just the ones replying to me, but every comment. I didn’t think I’d clicked any “subscribe to this post”, but it isn’t happening with any other post, so something is going on. I’m off to investigate now that I’m home…
and this is a test to see if I get an email to this…
Good luck!
Ok, that is just weird. I got an email with your reply, but not mine. But I can’t see any options anywhere to subscribe/unsubscribe.
Have you tried smashing your computer with a baseball bat?
I’m more likely to find out if any WP employees work in my state.
And deal directly with THEM!!!!
With a baseball bat, I hope.
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe….
Depends on who is asking. Are you a cop?
No, your brother in arms. Together we can smash the system!
Considering I’m banned from the forums again, I feel like I’m on the right track.
Aluminum or wood?
Strontium.
Ohhh, nice call. How’s it handle?
Beautifully. Remember to hammer nails through it.
It took me almost 20min to hammer 1 nail with the bat. How many do I have to do? This is exhausting!
Five bays each.
Wait a second, are these “bays” where you store your golden dump trucks?
Bats.
Ohhhh, bats. I thought you were trying to get me to build you parking bays.
yeah, I’m down with smacking bats with bats. Not a fan of flying rats…
We can be each others batmen and fight WP crime! You already have the costume!
Yeah, I’ll go by the name Capeman!
What’s your wicked cool nickname going to be?
Captain Dix WordPress Avenger.
Are you going to wear spandex with a big “D” on your chest?
Not on this occasion. You?
Did my cape look spandexy?
No, but I loved the glitter. Very creative.
It sticks in my beard like you wouldn’t believe…
It completes the ensemble. Bats finished yet? Just itching to get started…
Sorry, didn’t realize you were waiting on me.
I’ve already demolished 3 mansions owned by WP Execs. I told them Madame Defarge said “hello”….
Is that fraggle’s superhero name?
I WAS just thinking of the Dicken’s character, but if Fraggle wants to go by that name, I certainly won’t be the one to stop her. I’ll let you deal with that….
What would Alex be?
Either Captain Canada or Suzy Syrup…
How many bats is that now?
Well, 1 per hand, so if Suzy Syrup has 3 hands like her mutant name suggests, that’s a grand total of 9 bats. We should be able to do some real damage with that many.
I thought you were hammering nails into them, we need five per person. We need twenty, how many have you got so far?
Oh, I’m all done that, ages ago. I put 7 nails into each bat. Once I figured out I could use a hammer instead of the bats. I converted some U-238 depleted uranium slugs into nails, so in a pinch we can use the bats as flashlights if we get caught out after dark…
Pics?
That’s against my privacy policy. Once you cough up that gold dump truck, i’ll send it back filled to the brim with the strontium bats with uranium nails…
That’s what they all say.
Now, now, nobody needs to get hurt here. We had a deal. I’ll honor my side if you’ll honor yours. Even professional superpowered assassins can agree to that, right?
What was my side?
That you would give me a fleet of gold dump trucks. Honest.
And I just noticed, we pushed this post WAY over the 100 comment mark. We should get congratulatory pats on the back, preferably NOT with strontium bats…
Ideally not with bats at all…
I’d be ok with nerf bats….
Big sponge fingers?
Exactly!
And I’m outta gas. you have a goodnight and we’ll see you tomorrow on your next movie review.
Looking forward to it.
I’ve found that things like this just happen for no reason. My web designer contacted me last year to say that he was getting an email every time a comment was made. Wasn’t something I’d done, but I had to go into WP and flick a switch that had switched itself without me knowing.
And that is what happened to me. I clicked on the “unsubscribe” in the email and it took me to a place where apparently I have 44 post subscriptions.
It does my scone in when the app reboots and changes settings. I usually just footer with it until it stops. Infuriating.
What I don’t understand is why it was just your site and nobody elses.
Does he get run over there at the end?
Nope. He makes it home but…you’ll have to watch to find out!
Nope. Too angsty.
Sigh.
Anyhoo, why aren’t you doing a post on 75th anniversary of The Red Shoes. Very influential movie, inspired Scorsese!
The Novak Film School essay from this week cannot be improved upon. FacT!
Hah. Pfft.
Pfft x 2.
Imfinite pffts!
No shortcuts for Fraggle!
I say as she goes to Wikipedia . . .
There’s a new band in town
But you can’t get the sound from a story in a magazine…
Aimed at your average teen
I didn’t. I read it in my newspaper. You having a dig at me???
You read the end of this movie in your newspaper???
It’s big news around these parts
Ahh this comment thread is all discombobulated. No I read about the 75th anniversary of The Red Shoes in the newspaper. But yeah I quite often wiki the movies plot if I want to know what happens without seeing it. I didn’t this one though, NFI.
Well, Melanie had a great piece about it, and that’s where I get my info.
In the UK, most newspapers report the endings of Burt Lancaster movies in their later editions. FaCt!
No, Alex is.
Yeah I was talking to Alex!
He’s STiLL a cheeky monkey!
Ah, just another day of Komment Kaos then.
You stand accused, your deflection is irrelevant.
He’s a cheeky monkey!
So, when are YOU going to grow up and pay me those 2 golden dump trucks you still owe? My 10 other ones are getting lonely and need some new company.
And I really, really, really believe the moon is made of green cheese. And that the Chevster is the WoAT. Therefore because I have believed it, therefore it is.
Spoken like a true Newsmax subscriber! A world of pure imagination is always a comfort…
Wow, that is a low blow, even for someone who worships the Chevster like you…
I get my news from forty year old Chevy Chase movies and they give me an accurate picture that you can only dream of, Bunty.
And the firsty bunty of the day is thrown!
The crowd goes wild.
What will the underdog, that darling of the masses, Bookstodge, do?
Oh, he pulls out the big guns!
“Oh yeah? So there!”
~thunderous applause at that game changing, fight ending riposte~
You are Bunty.
That’s MISTER Bunty to you…
OK, Bunty hahahha
~tweeeeeeeeeeet
Chartreuse Card for dishonoring Mr Bunty.
Penalty is to watch the Flash 10 times in a row…
A fate worse than death…good luck with that.
Oh, that is YOUR punishment, not mine. Better start watching if you want to irrigate your garden before bedtime…
The Chevster is the WoAT even if you don’t believe it!
Whatever you believe, Chevy Chase is da GOAT.
FAcT!
Pifflebunk.
Pffft
So you believe he is the worst of all time too? I’m glad we could find some common ground. Hands Across the Pond and all that 😀
The worst thing is to deny the comic messiah that is CC.
Fraggle and Bookstooge, Speakers of the Heresy.
Sounds like a great book and movie series to me!
Starring Chevy Chase!
No wonder hollywood is doing so bad….
Sigh.
We are in accord in matters of the Chevster!
Get Chevy Chase’s name OuT of your mouth!
It’s not in that particular orifice…….
Yikes!
Who do we know that isn’t funny but that we can throw in Eddie’s face as the GoAT comedian? If we’re going to speak the heresy, we should probably say the same thing, hahahaha 😀
Agreed! Have you anyone in mind? 😃
Just to be a real bunty, I was thinking of either Will Smith or Ezra Miller.
Because Eddie loves both of them so much. But I don’t want to seriously irritate him, so maybe we should choose someone else.
I am seriously irrigated already.
It is good to irrigate on Friday’s. Let the garden soak it in all weekend…
I’ll irrigate you if you keep this up, Bunty.
You’re just lucky I have to get ready and go to work soon. Otherwise we’d have a real Battle of the Bunty’s going on.
I’m talking Chair Breaking, Smack Talking, Feelings Hurting kind of Bunty Battle that people haven’t seen in decades!
Hold that thought.
TBH I can’t think of anyone GOATER than Chevster at being completely WOAT apart from Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller who are also unfunny.
And Eddie probably likes those guys too!
No accounting for taste!
Good taste. CC is the GOAT Fact!
I do.
Both funny in my book. facT!
Pfft!
Don’t encourage him.
Too late!
So I gather.
Alex? hahahahahh
Oh, you’re going to hurt Alex’s feelings. I thought you cared about peoples’ feelings?
Some people, yes.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. I never thought this day would come. I’ve heard about situations like this, but I never met a real life feelingist before.
I remember this movie totally baffling me when I first saw it on TV when I was 11 or 12. The weird thing is that because of the time warp it’s just gotten more strange. The story was a little clearer. Seems to be saying something about Burt being a fake but the world he inhabits being even more fake, so how can we judge him?
One of my all-time favourite theme songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dL5PWyHPCY
Similarly, couldn’t get a handle on this as a teen. But now, it makes a whole lotta sense. The people he meets are worthless, but Ned’s mistake is to assume he’s any different. He doesn’t realise that his life is over, and his journey is the opposite of transcendent.
That video is blocked here, any clues?
That’s weird. Canada is a world leader in blocking videos. Usually it’s other people’s links that I can’t watch. Here’s another try with the same glorious tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk1e03WIHEk
Yikes. Went to see him same year as Tina Turner.