Let’s have a quick show of hands; how many of you know the business end of industrial drilling equipment? Yes, the Hummingbird Project is all about the competitive world of fibre-optic tunnel cable-drilling. And not just tangentially; the entire film really is about fibre-optic tunnel cable-drilling, it’s literally featured in almost every scene. For once, the camera does not pan shyly away when the drilling starts; there are massive close-ups of drill apparatus, ideal for people who love tractors, diggers and any kind of high-end industrial machinery.
Frsh from a similar role as facebook big bad Mark Zuckerburg in The Social Network, Jesse Eisenberg plays Vincent, a young trader who teams up with cousin Anton (Alexander Skarsgård) to build a fibre-optic line from NYC to Kansas, giving them an edge over other traders when it comes to the speed of the micro-transactions that they use. But their super-glam boss Eva Torres (Salma Hayek) wants to thwart them, a battle of wills results, complicated when Eisenberg’s character discovers that he needs urgent medical assistance for an unforeseen issue.
This is a fairly modern cyber-crime business drama, well-mounted and well-played; fortunately there’s little ‘dammit Marjorie’ dialogue and slamming fists on the table, but there is insight into how money is raised and spent in today’s world, and it’s not a pretty or reassuring picture. Eisenberg brings a little of his Social Network obsessiveness to playing Vincent, while the usually hunky Skarsgard is very much against type as hulking, bald Anton.
In fact, even if they’re far more aticulate characters, Vincent and Anton have a modern George and Lennie vibe that’s straight out of Of Mice and Men, and although Kim Nguyen’s film is a bit dry in places, it’s a worthwhile, grown up fable about how greed trips up the unwary. The amounts of money we read about every day, to pay for public events, to keep governments in office, to fund wars, are now so abstract and obscene we rarely think about them; these are sums far beyond the computation of ordinary people. But push comes to shove, and even if business is business, there’s a human cost involved and The Hummingbird Project brings the receipts in plentiful amounts.
There was an excellent highly readable Michael Lewis book about this very subject, how traders were winning the trading war by getting information faster. But it never looked like movie material unlike his Moneyball or The Blind Side. While I have your attention, you should read Michael Lewis, easily one of the best stylists on the planet.
I will check out Michael Lewis on your recommendation…cheers!
This sounds good, but honestly, I’m still so mad at Salma Hayek for subjecting me to her character in Magic Mike that she’s on my boycott list for at least another few months until the sting fades.
I hear you, and feel the same.
More importantly, with Jess and Rory unexpectedly free, and ASP dine with Mrs Mazog, surely NOW is the time to bring the Gilmore Girls back? No Day in the Life nonsense…
Yes, give the GG reboot another go, we’ll pretend the last one never happened.
Though what I would really like to see is a prequel showing young Lorelei raising baby Rory. All new actors, but ASP at the helm.
Greenlight it!
This is where big internet runouts start! I’d settle for a Hep Alien mockumentry.
Yes! Hep Alien has untapped potential!
Do they shoot a lot of hummingbirds in this? Is this something Fraggle would watch for the photo opportunities?
Personal;u, I’m a space lazer kind of guy. none of this digging through the dirt stuff for me…
No hummingbirds we’re damaged in the making of this film.
What kind of space lazer are you rocking?
Thank goodness. I was afraid there might be a scene of a bulldozer going through a field of hummingbird nests and wiping them all out.
I like hte portable SL938 myself when traveling. At home, I tend to use the small but stable CS100. Our needs here don’t require something that needs those jiggawatts of electricity.
What is your problem with hummingbirds?
I like hummingbirds. I didn’t want to see their magnificent little faces all scrunched up as a bulldozer ran them over.
A bulldozer driven by you?
Only if it’s a solid gold one….
Sigh. What about a manitou?
I’m not worried about those. I’ll eat some garlic cloves and have some silver bullets and I should be all set.
It’s an industrial hydraulic machine…
My mighty thews of iron can resist even that. That’s how I so easily drive a solid gold bulldozer. They handle like a pig and you really gotta man handle them. So I’m up for the challenge.
Pics?
Tada!
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Sigh. That’s me throwing Alex in a fire.
Wut!?!?
You’re kidding me. I thought that was ME throwing Alex…
We can BOTH throw him!
Hurray for international cooperation!
I would watch this as a Lego movie. They have little guys with hardhats and construction equipment.
discovers needs urgent, slamming firsts on the table, read about ever day
I bet the medical condition was Insta-diabetes from chugging maple syrup every day….
No doubt. That stuff is liquid gold.
Sigh. You have to open your throat to down a bottle in a oner.
It was not, no.
Dang.
I want my money back. And Alex’s. And yours!
I’ll collect it for all of us.
Too late. I already got it. Now, you paid 1 penny. Alex paid for his with a gallon of maple syrup and I paid in ammo.
The electronic transfer fees are like 5bucks, so you are going to need to give me a tenner to get that penny back. cash or check?
Just send me the cash.
-100 euros coming your way, pronto. If you don’t want to get charged Cash On Delivery charges, that’ll be an extra 50. So, you now owe me 150 euros. That’s a lot to spend on just watching a movie.
You might want to think about investing in some other hobby.
Just send me the whole 300 buck then…
I’ve delivered it. but it came back with “no such person at this address”.
I addressed it to
Gold Dump Truck McChiseler.
I’m sure Alex will share it out.
We’ll see. I’ve yet to see him share any maple syrup after all.
Agreed.
Like Doozers in Fraggle Rock? It would lend itself to that kind of typo.
Thanks for the typos, rushed replacement text this morning.
Damned doozers.
Few know them as well as you.
They should count themselves lucky.