Leaving aside the rather shonky live-action version, Super Mario and his plumber pal Luigi are two characters who should have been a slam dunk cinematically; pretty much every kid knows them, adults trust the brand, and seeing beloved IP on the big screen is likely to please audiences seeking family friendly fare. With everything from The Last of Us to Sonic the Hedgehog landing right now, getting the Illumination studios, best known for the Minions franchise, to revamp Mario’s platform adventures sounds like a sure-fire commercial hit, and that’s pretty much what The Super Mario Bros. Movie turns out to be for Universal Pictures.
‘It’s not a commercial, it’s cinema!’ reason the Mario Brothers as they devise their first tv advert, and fortunately Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic’s animated feature has the slick look and talented voice cast required to be a cut above most children’s fare. This is an origin story, tracing Mario (Chris Pratt) and his brother Luigi (Charlie Day) through the embryonic stages of their family plumbing business in Brooklyn and Queens, New York, to Mario’s adventure teaming up with Princess Peach (Anya Taylor-Joy) in Mushroomland to travel the Rainbow Road and rescue Luigi from the Dark Lands. Along the way, there’s a new friend or two in the form of Donkey Kong (Seth Rogen) and his dad Cranky King (Fred Armisen).
While The Super Mario Bros. Movie doesn’t attempt the rich, subversive cultural commentary that distinguished last years kid/adult cross-over Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers, it’s certainly a crowd-pleaser, with lots of crazy platforms to navigate and high-speed karting action that will please anyone who knows the various Nintendo games. Music choices are fairly chunky and retro, ranging from The Beastie Boys’ No Sleep Till Brooklyn to a-ha’s Take on Me to ACDC’s Thunderstruck; obviously pleasing parents is more important than getting down with the kids in this department.
The Super Mario Bros Movie is short, bright, funny, colourful and should work for kids of all ages; there’s even some dialogue to savour. Princess Peach compliments Mario when he tries and fails to emulate her platform dexterity ‘You’re just saying that to make me feel better,’ he curtly replies. After a pause, she presses ahead, asking ‘Is it working?’ to which he grudgingly answers ‘A little bit.’ With the previously reliable Pixar in something of a jam for decent content right now, this is an obvious popular winner, a mindless but fun entertainment with no pretentions; like Mario himself, The SMB Movie is perfectly timed to make the jump from playing games to packing them in at the cinema; for families worldwide seeking an easy-going day out, this is likely to be on like Donkey Kong himself.
I don’t hate that they made a Super Mario Bros. movie. I can see the audience, and I’m sure it’s quite good.
But I must politely decline viewing by only saying that it’s clearly not for me 😉
Pah! Anyone with a kid under 12 would be in line, and it’ll keep the cinemas open! Good news all round!
I’m clapping from the sidelines!
Thanks for this review, while we will probably also wait for it to be out on a streaming service, but that you enjoyed it is a good sign at least. There was a lot of fuss about Pratt just being Pratt, but I understand that the studio probably thought the original Mario voice actor would not work for a whole movie.
This is a big, silly film that is best for little kids, but I’ve got enough little kid in my tank to enjoy it for what it is and not get suched into meaningless debates about cultural representation here…it’s fun!
On my list.
You still seeing my 3.0 avatar and not my new one for this comment, right?
I’d need to check my notes, but I thought this was 3.0.
Thanks.
I’ve changed everything I can find in this stupid jetpack app and it still won’t change when I’m on using my phone
This is a test…
I hate this app
and on my laptop this shows these all as my new avatar. Now I really hate that jetpack app.
It’s an improvement that is so much worse than what we had before they fixed it. It’s a nightmare that I can no longer fix typos from my phone.
It is just like wordpress to break what isn’t broke, then only partially fix the problem, claim how wonderful the fix is, then start charging people for the half broken thing. I’m still waiting until the jw app gets monetized. Then I’ll ditch it and just use my laptop exclusively.
I turned down going to see this when I was away and now wish I hadn’t. Never mind. That’ll be a Nep I suppose.
It’s a fun family film. You’ll see it soon!
Oh nope,that was it’s last chance and it blew it.
If it ever goes free on Prime, I’m watching it for sure!
I can announce that I think this film is suitable for you! Could be 2024 by the time you see it, though…
I’m in no rush. Plenty of spongebob to tide me over.
Spoken like a true cultural expert…
You know me, always on top of the cutting edge movie/tv scene….
This one would be a real stretch for you, but I genuinely believe it’s not out of reach in terms of comprehension…
Cerebral movies are the best…
Chris Pratt and Charlie Day? They-a don’t sound-a like-a Mario and Luigi to me.
They do the-a old-school Mario voices in the tv commercial at the start, but that’s just-a-the-accento-they-put-on for the cameras, yes?
Was this the TV spot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0om09RR6VdE
Regional variations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls_cVm7rk_Q
Cool! I didn’t know you had a side hustle doing voiceover work.
That’s my Sunday best voice…
That’s what cga is for. Nothing says top quality like a green screen audio mixer…