For most of us, just the idea of the clocks going forwards or backwards by an hour is confusing if not anxiety inducing enough; the title Cronofobia refers to the specific fear of time passing; it’s not a term that’s used directly by the characters in Francesco Rizzi’s accomplished debut feature, but the notion of elision infuses the entire story.
Rizzi’s film is about two people, a man and a woman, who have a tangential connection to the kind of concerns that most of us have. Frequently wearing a false moustache and seemingly living in a van, Michael (Vinicio Marchioni) is a man whose occupation is deliberately obscured. Is he a hit-man, a thief, a personal shopper, a serial–killer, what? This man’s furtive manner, his strange behaviour helps keep the audience on edge, particular once he meets the equally elusive Anna (Sabine Timoteo).
It’s not quite a meeting cute, as Michael is waiting in his van outside of her house, but his motives towards her remain obscure for most of the film. She is widowed, vulnerable, insomniac, and has her own complex issues, but the relationship between the two is constantly fascinating, often hard to pin down as they both slip through different characters and identities against an unfamiliar background of mundane Swiss locations.
Cronofobia has a little of Christopher Nolan’s The Following, but the gleaming visuals and edgy mood have an energy all of their own, and the central performances are striking. Rizzi’s film was something of a find on the festival circuit (screenings in Locarno and Rhode Island followed on from Edinburgh and Tallin) back in 2018/9, marking him out as a fresh and original talent who creates something personal and poetic from the most cryptic and anonymous of situations.
There used be a trend for these hard-to-know-what’s-going-on movies back in the day and generally they came with all sorts of clever ideas about what it was all about. I sometimes think directors miss bits out to make a less interesting film more interesting but often all they do is annoy the punter. I wouldn’t be surprised, though, to find a personal shopper turning serial killer.
That would not surprise me.
Still feels like winter here, though I’ve seen some daffodils so there’s that. I put the clocks forward early evening so by the time I got up this morning I was already sorted timewise. Nope to the movie, it sounded intriguing but the trailer really put me off.
Oh, sorry, this is good, but maybe the trailer doesn’t sell it. You can’t see it anyway, so, as Rick Springfield said, the point is probably moot.
Haha ok I’ve filed it in the brain-bin.
For half a second, I thought was a young Mel Gibson in the picture.
I plugged this into Amazon to see if I could find it streaming for free….there’s a surprising number of books and music albums with this same title…..
The spring time change is my favorite day of the year. I know I lose an hour’s sleep, but it’s the signal that winter is one the wane and we’ll be back outside soon……
Trying not to present to many pics of Mel at the moment…not sure why this film is so hard to find, only four reviews on RT…
But yes, spring is here, lambs are gamboling, the sun is out, the sky is blue, and it’ll be daylight at 10.30pm before you know it! The good times start here!
What’s the Tallin festival like? Lots of slebs?
Trailer looks neat, but not sure what it’s about. Also don’t know why you can’t be both a personal shopper and a serial killer. Haven’t you dipped your toe in both?
Because when you mix up the baskets and deliver the bloody knives to the Johnsons well, it kind of gives the game away. And then you’re left with 5lbs of smooth peanut butter. Think about that: 5 pounds of SMOOTH peanut butter. That’s enough punishment right there…
Excellent point. It’s like pulp-free OJ. Why even bother?
I’m glad you understand. If I wanted “pulp free”, I’d go drink a soda. Of course, if the Johnsons are ordering smooth peanut butter AND pulp free oj, maybe they deserve to be on your hit list…
Sounds like the Johnsons have to go. Who’s next door? Mailbox says E. Harrison.
Better to live next to me that living next door to Alex. Alex, who tf is Alex? ( this depends on quite an obscure UK cultural reference, hopefully fraggle will confirm)…
I confirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudDmgr1H3o
I guess it’s a good thing to share culture with those who have none of their own…
Classic!
What the word classic was created to cover…
Well yes, and a few other bits and bobs, though not Ernie and his milkcart.
Fair enough, Alex can only handle so much culture at a time…
No witnesses.
This E Harrison fellow is going to have a nice sleep with the fishes….
This is a bit passive aggressive threatening for this time in the morning…
With a can of rockstar in me, no time is too early to be passive aggressive! And besides, I thought you liked fishes?
Doesn’t mean I’d want to sleep with one…
Might have to do a number on the whole village.
A number of threatening comments today. Shouldn’t you be posting on Truth Social?
Better safe than sorry! I’ll go get the tanker truck full of fuel…
I’ll wait…
For the fire department?
If you have called them…
I have no cell service out here. so I can’t.
How are you communicating? Where are you?
I’m in your house…..
Where?
I don’t know! I’ve never been in here before. Ok, let me describe it for you.
I see a wall covered with pictures of Strawberry Brite and My Little Ponies. Does that help?
You are in Guelph
Is that Scottish slang for “hell”?
Yes
Who are the Johnsons? Dwayne the Rock?
No, his Second Cousin Wayne and his wife Juanita…
Are they wrestlers too?
No, they just hold the fake chairs for him. so he doesn’t have to spend time looking for them…
Can’t be much call for that, he’s rarely in the ring these days…
They’re salaried, so they don’t care…
Probably.
Is this about the band, the Michael Caine film, or the disgraced football player?
Booky obviously the person to ask here…
I just happen to “know a guy” who might have had this happen. Totally wasn’t me, just a friend I know, capiche?
It’s you, isn’t it?
No, no, totally not me. I’m so mild mannered and friendly, couldn’t possibly be me. Besides, between you and me, who owns more weapons?
Wait.
I withdraw that question.
Jury, disregard everything. I declare this trial to be total nonsense…
I don’t think you can call a bike with stabilizers and a Miffy lunchbox weapons, but you be you…
Dude, if John Wick can use a number two pencil, “my friend” can totally use a lunchbox.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say you had double standards when it comes to assassins. Are you an assassinaphobe? Shame on you if you are. Assassins are people just like you and me and have feelings too.
Right, I’ll send a couple round to bring back your remains in a napkin…
How many times I gotta say it, its my “friend”, totally not me…
You are your own friend, Bunty.
Now who is being passive aggressive? Did you have a rockstar too? I didn’t think you did the whole energy drink thing.
I am a rockstar, Bunty, and don’t you forget it. Just sayin’
So you practice cannibalism? That’s disgusting and I totes judge you on that…
You should not be hiding in my house then…
Says the man with a wall full of my little pony artwork….
You’d need to ask Alex
Why, is he in the OTHER room filled with My Little Pony artwork? Man, how much of that stuff do you own?
Less than you…
Well, I have a lot of target practice to get through after all. Those Johnsons aren’t going to off themselves after all…
Boris would be welcome to do so…
I thought he was retired? Is he still active in politics?
He’s trying to get back in…
So, when you guys gonna declare independence again then?
1745
How’s that working out so far? 300+ years seems like just the right amount of time for a trial run…
It’s not going great, would you be able to come over and help? You seem like the revolting type I need…
I’m as revolting as they get!
Not sure how revolting I am on an International Scale though.
Take it from me, everyone that knows us will be keen to label us revolting. We can do it!
Go Team Revolting!
Is that the new catchphrase of the WP4?
We’ll need to get the rest of the team onboard.
So are you sensitive to issues of Scottish independence? Understand the Barnett formula and the West Lothian question?
I’ll let you talk them into it. I might put them off the issue.
As for those issues, not a clue. I just want to stick it in the eye of King Charlie.
He’s not winning any popularity contests over here. I can’t say I’m in favour of kings and stuff, so we have to establish an iron rule from the start. We announce ourselves the new monarchy and declare Alex our spiritual adviser in exile. Fraggle can document our first 100 days in power. Our first minister has resigned and there is no successor until an announcement tomorrow. Can you get here before then, to take advantage of this moment, a power vacuum which gives us the chance to make our case?
I’m here! In that bleeding My Little Pony room again. I am getting reaaaaaallly sick of this room….
Ok, can you meet me at the Gregg’s under Central Station about ten am? You’ll need to bring lunch and a change of pants.
Wuuuuut?
Wuuut?
All the big reality tv stars and tiktokers are there…nobody should accept labels, and yes, be all you can be, a serial killer AND a personal shopper if required.
Glad we could get this sorted. Always good to start the day with a clean, fire cleansed, slate.
Agreed.
Ugh, the time change. Ours happened a couple of weeks ago and I hated it. Personally, I don’t care if we moved to Atlantic Time or made daylight savings permanent, but I am SICK of moving back and forth twice a year. It really screws with me and the older I get the longer it takes me to adjust…
It’s a bit of a shock to the system; we just did it last night in the Uk, and I’m still trying to recallibrate my internal instruments. I’d be happy to move to Swing Time, Madison Time or even The Land Before Time if it meant not having to prance around in the pitch black for four months…
I don’t mind WHEN the sun rises or sets, but for me, keeping it all the same all the time is what’s important.
Any idea when you guys started using DST?
Queen Victoria’s reign? You’d need to ask Alex…