The wheels don’t entirely come off the Sister Act franchise in this rushed sequel, but the vehicle certainly isn’t carefully driven; even in fast buck Hollywood, producing a sequel that’s in theatres within a year of the first film seems like a particularly craven move, and it comes at the cost of coherence. A script about the life of music teacher Iris Stevenson was swiftly retooled as a Sister Act sequel, which can’t have been a great deal for the subject. I’d have been well excited if I thought a biopic was being made about me, but I’m not sure I’d be thrilled when I found out that my project was getting a make-over as the next Sister Act movie…
‘We don’t have the BALLS for that’ says one of the cavorting nuns from Deloris Van Cartier’s flock, but Bill Duke’s film not only has balls, it frequently actually is balls, at least in terms of credibility. Sister Act 2 dumps the gangster plot that drove the first film and comes up with some shonky logic that’s hard to explain. We open with Deloris playing a massive stage show in Las Vegas, starring in a huge spectacular that Lady Gaga might have found OTT. The Reverend Mother (Maggie Smith, suspiciously rarely in the same frame as most of the cast) asks Deloris to go back undercover to teach in San Francisco, and Deloris accepts. This is hard to accept, since Deloris doesn’t have any reason that she has to disguise her identity at all; surely she could just go back and teach as herself.
But movies gotta movie, and Sister Act 2 goes through the traditional gears as Deloris wins over some tough high-school kids and reveals their music talent, the kids including up and coming star Lauren Hill. Yes, this movie is literally about the mis-education of Lauren Hill; music is the one thing this sequel gets right, including Goldberg mashing up James Brown’s Get Up Offa That Thing and Dancing In the Streets, O Happy Day and a rousing end-credits performance of Aint’ No Mountain High Enough. It’s just the rest of the movie that falls short; I’d like to speak to the algo in charge that felt what this film needed was some James Coburn slapstick comedy, but that’s why we get as we develop a fairly miserable sub-plot about closing down the church.
Of course, the church isn’t closed; those responsible change their minds when they hear how sweetly Deloris’s choir sing, which raises some questions about what criteria their decisions are based on. And although Deloris mentions’ Run DMC and Big Daddy Kane as her favourite artists, there’s not much urban or modern in this film; it’s a knock-off of the first film that coasts on the star performance while most other elements come up short. Never mind, Sister Act 3: Kicking The Habit is due next year 2024. O Happy Day indeed.
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i enjoyed both films. You always go into a sequel expecting less. Very few sequels – and we know who they are – have topped the original. But this was such darned good fun it was hard to resist. Thumbs up!
The sequel still carries the goodwill from the first movie, even if it’s not so inspired second time around…
The goodwill doesn;t always travel well. Sometimes a sequel has already outstayed its welcome. Imagine if it had come out now – we’d be up to v8 by now.
I know I’ve seen this, and yet when you described the “plot” (such as it is), I have no zero memory. You’ve inspired me to revisit the first one, but not so much this one.
Pretty sure that is the correct answer 😉
It IS the correct answer! The first one works, despite some wayward plotting. This one, well, the musical bits are great, but it’s not the full rounded experience the first one offers…
Wow, within a year eh? I guess they were really(!!!!) trying to capitalize on the first films popularity. I’m kind of surprised they haven’t just rebooted the whole thing and punched out 5 or 6 of these in the last 3 years…
I personally would be happy to see weekly installments of Deloris’s undercover adventures.
Well, once she travels around in time, I’d be ok with that too.
And if she meets Bill and Ted once, that’d be cool too…
That’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard…
With some of the movies you’ve reviewed, ANYTHING I suggested would be hard pressed to sink lower….
What about a hybrid of Conjuring and Fast and Furious films? I genuinely saw someone propose that…
People need to read more books and get outside more, that’s what I have to say about that…
A book mixing the two universes! Genius! 2 Fast 2 Conjuring the photo novel!
Oh, what have I done!?
You are the brains behind this new book. Pop up?
That’s going to be a rights and distribution nightmare. Who can we foist it off onto so it is their headache and not ours?
Yeah, he’s got nothing better to do. Bins don’t take all day, every day, after all…
Not like he claims…
Who could play you in a biopic if not Whoopi Goldberg?
We are in talks, but nothing has been decided yet.
Same issues here with casting the leads in the Alex Cinematic Universe. Nothing but A-listers for the ACU.
I guess they have to bolster waning IP with big names. Have you seen Planet Alex or any of these other films?
Alex is more than a planet or a franchise, it’s a state of being. Translating that to the big screen is the problem.
Are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Alex says yes.
What does Alex know about it? Is he in the room with us just now?
Alex is taking a break from watching Idris Elba try to protect his daughters from Leo the Lion.
That film was a dud. Is that the best Alex has got?
It’s a wrap! Geez I wish there was some kind of online resource, an authority on film if you will, that would warn me away from these turkeys . . .
I did my best, but you wouldn’t listen. Your mind addled by Shakespeare, you did not heed the red flags! Idris Elba to name but two. When are we getting Herman?
Munsters going up tomorrow. Best Rob Zombie movie I’ve seen! How’s that for a plug?
That Salem witchy woman one was fine.