Yikes! Courting controversy, I guess, but am I the only one not in a permanent state of thrall to Beyonce, one of a number of on-going pretenders to the title of Queen of Pop but now in a different light after swiftly ditching her LGBTQ+ credentials to play a $24 million one hour private set in gay-rights-un-friendly resort Dubai? Sure, signature song Crazy in Love is a stone cold belter for weddings and parties, but not exactly an original song, and although she’s a still a household name, her pop culture achievements in cinema are somewhat less than monumental. Her film career is a stop-start affair, with her breakout role as Foxxy Cleopatra in the Austin Powers in Goldmember movie, then playing opposite Steve Martin in the Pink Panther reboot; hardly jewels in anyone’s crown.
The appropriately named Steve Shill’s 2009 Fatal Attraction knock-off Obsessed is probably the biggest solo cinematic success for the Destiny’s Child star, and for all its slickness, the view of women expressed here is hardly positive or progressive. Beyonce plays everyday LA housewife Sharon Charles, happily married to businessman Derek (Idris Elba) until he pops up on the radar of attractive, sexually active woman Lisa Sheridan (Ali Larter). In films like this, sexually active women = trouble, and despite Derek’s rebuffs of her advances, Lisa quickly forces herself into Sharon’s family life, and things come to a head in a wild catfight between the two women…
Obsessed is a slick, sick movie, slipping in bangers like Estelle’s American Boy on the soundtrack to lighten the mood, but generally falling into line with the usual misogynist attitudes that are familiar from any other ‘women-are-the-devil’ potboilers. It’s predictable, regressive, forgettable stuff, but the painfully off-hand treatment of the gay characters reflects a general reinforcement of negative stereotypes throughout the film.
Like the rather more streetwise Lizzo, Beyonce fell foul of the culture wars last year when they both, inexplicably, felt that the derogatory term ‘spaz’, should be part of the lyrics that they offer up as role models. Watching this mean-spirited exploitation film makes you glad that Beyonce’s A Star Is Born movie, originally set to be directed by Clint Eastwood, never happened, particularly given how well the Bradley Cooper/Lady Gaga version turned out. Maybe Beyonce will re-discover her mojo and make it big in the movies one day, but dubious enterprises like Obsessed suggest that rather than putting a ring on it, she’s be better off putting a sock in it. Like the similarly sullied ‘anyone’s for a buck’ ambassador David Beckham, she’s someone who never shuts up about their work for good causes until someone offers her a wheelbarrow of used notes and then her role-model credentials are suddenly yesterday’s news…
I condemn her for everything else! Why can’t that be enough for you? LET ME HAVE 27 DRESSES
No! It is FORBIDDEN!
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Step away from that DVD of 27 Dresses. You’re only hurting yourself!
You’ll pry it from my cold, dead hands!
I literally thought I saw this but then I realized I was thinking of “Unforgettable” with Katherine Heigel and Rosario Dawson. I trust this one is as forgettable as that one.
Katherine Heigl is my kryptonite.
What about 27 Dresses?
Particularly 27 Dresses.
Come on now!!!!
It’s terrible. The Ugly Truth? Killers? The Big Wedding? There’s no defending this…
I defend nothing but 27 Dresses! Ugly Truth in particular is an abomination.
In the context of her other crimes, I feel that you need to have another look at 27 Dresses. It does not hold up. She’s good in Knocked Up, but that’s it. Fact!
I am starved for new good rom coms….don’t start taking away old ones from me too!!!!!!
Plus One was good. You can’t grasp the new ones until you let you of the old ones that failed us all!
https://list.co.uk/news/1795/plus-one
Okay I will watch this one but I’m not rewatching 27 Dresses. If you’re right about it, I don’t want to know
Sigh. Open your eyes! Let go of Katherine Heigl! Did she spark joy? Really? I think not. Move on!
A so-so ripoff at the time as I reember. She didn’t strike me as lighting up the screen.
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…”dubious enterprises like Obsessed suggest that rather than putting a ring on it, she’s be better off putting a sock in it.” That’s the line of the day as far as I am concerned.
You, sir, are clearly a man of great taste and sensitivity, and I approve this comment. In fact, you have won comment of the day and it’s not even over yet.
I knew it!
oh crope, now his head will be totally embiggened!
It must be exhausting keeping track of all these stars and what they get up to. Do you keep a spreadsheet or just have a word doc for each one? Enquiring minds want to know!
No, in this case, I wrote this review a while ago, but didn’t feel any great urgency to get it out and get into potential conflict. Whatever you think of her music or political stances, I think we can agree that hypocricy should be called out. But no, I don’t get daily updates on what Beyonce is up to, and I suspect she feels the same about me.
I bet she has subscribed to your blog just to see what you might say about her. That’s why “I” subscribe after all 😉
For disclosure’s sake and transparency, why do YOU subscribe to your blog?
To keep up to date with the latest trends and intellectual thought; I like to be up to date with what young people like myself are saying.
So are you saying that you and Beyonce are similar? I only really deal with you, so the comparison is slightly lost on me…
Yeah, you young hipsters are a tough group to keep in sight. Always running after the next big thing. I swear, first it was betamax, then hd-dvd, now this streaming stuff, next thing you know we’ll be getting microwave dinosaurs to narrate the movies implanted in our brains.
We are very similar. Sometimes people mistake us for twins. but my beard/goatee usually helps them differentiate us. Plus, not to brag, I AM the good looking one. I mean, look, I get to blog while she has to do that song and dance routine of hers. I say that tells who was really successful in the end.
I think a lot of her problems come from insecurity that you are So successful, and she had to grovel with gigs overseas. But nest not to rub it in…
I do get microwave dinosaurs to narrate the movies inside my brains, I thought everyone did these days. I know Alex does for a FACT!
We went to twins therapy for that very reason. I excelled at taking the therapists advice, which obviously set off Beyonce. Poor thing, I do pity her.
See, trying to keep up with you kids is impossible! And if Alex is doing it, then I know EVERY BODY is.
He is the trendsetter in this equation.
I have no interest in Beyonce or her cheater husband. The pair of them are everything that’s wrong with the music industry. Pfft. And Crope.
Well said. It’s up to the artist to decide where they stand on issues, it’s the two facedness in the face of money that annoys me.
The pair of them are hypocritical moneygrabbers. And their fiasco with Tidal was just, well a sh*tshow.
Hope Beyoncé reads this, you’re giving her character!
Well that wouldn’t hurt, she could do witih some.
Zing!
Also she is NOT the Queen of Pop. That would be Kylie.
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You know, you could have reviewed The Aristocats. Or Magic Mike’s Last Dance.
The Aristocrats will be lucky to get two stars. And I didn’t care for Magic Mike 2, so meh about the press show for 3. At least my Beyonce take-down is of the pop cultural moment, yes?
I couldn’t tell you. It’s not my cultural moment. I don’t know anything about Beyonce. Except I think she played a Super Bowl halftime show one year. You going to review 80 for Brady?
Will be first in the queue for that one. Very interested in American economist Robert A Brady, whom I assume is the subject?
Close. Actually it’s about the cult that the character of Marcia Brady inspired. Looks good.
From the actual Brady Bunch? Are they all economists?
Not all of them. Just Marcia.
Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA!
They knew how to create a meme back in the day.
https://youtu.be/ICVXf8Vznec