Yikes! Ash and Bone isn’t Winter’s Bone, Rust and Bone, nor Bones and All, but you know from the title that this is going to be another dank, hardscrabble movie and indeed it is. Backwoods horror has been a dependable genre for decades now; Harley Wallen’s low-budget horror indie looks back beyond the multiple entries in the Wrong Turn franchise to go back to the roots of the mid 70’s and sacred texts such as Deliverance and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. While the low-budget is in evidence, and this doesn’t have the slickness of a Blumhouse entry, Ash and Bone is a horror film that has a unique tone and approach that’s worth dissecting for horror fans.
Wallen plays Lucas Vanderbilt, who heads out of the city to the tiny town of Hadley Lake with his partner Anna (Jamie Bernadette) and his daughter Cassie (Angelina Danielle Cama), an unwilling participant in this family holiday as per genre requirements. Tensions are obvious from the start, and when Cassie rejects her dad’s gourmet dinner of hot-dogs, she heads for the nearest dive bar to assert her own individuality. Cassie hooks up with a local couple and they decide to visit a local haunted property, the McKinley place, where they discover clear signs of a charnel house in regular use. Cassie makes it back to her family, somewhat chastened by what she’s seen, but the McKinley family take a dim view of the intrusion and head after the Vanderbilts to seek a bloody revenge…
‘Do I need to fill up an application or something? ’ Lucas Vanderbilt asks the owner of a local gun-shop as he attempts to find some weapons to defend himself. ‘You ain’t from around here, are you?’ comes the answer; this is a traditional story of city folk getting out of their depths with the restless natives. The McKinley’s are a fearsome bunch, led by patriarch (Jimmy Doom) and May (Erika Hoveland), both of whom are keen to ‘play with their food’ before they chow down on the interlopers.
Wallen’s film is remarkably light on gore, so torture porn addicts should seek their kicks elsewhere; Ash and Bone doesn’t go for the usual gross-out tactics, but instead develops the relationships within the warring families, with Hoveland a stand-out in a uniformly well-organised cast. The twists and turns are nothing new, but the tension is genuine and Wallen’s ability to get the best from his actors marks him out as a talent to watch. Horror is a staple of youth audiences, and for those who don’t want to go straight to the deep end of extreme nastiness, Ash and Bone has plenty to commend it as a route-one evocation of age-old campfire horror tropes in traditional style.
I’m never keen on the torture porn so this sounds a bit more to my liking though I do get fed up of characters who insist on taking stupidity to the limit.
Decent little horror flick, not relying on gore or shock, but well played.
Will keep an eye out for it.
I don’t even want to get into the shallow end. Nope.
On the plus side, there’s apparently going to be a special screening of the Aristocats at the library coming soon.
You’re bigging this up now, there’s a special showing in my house. Library a whole other thing.
I thought this was your library? The one in your house, with the home theatre attached.
Is is my library, and my house, but I keep the books and the laundry apart…
You watch movies in your laundry room?
He seems confused. He’s invited us to his swank new library, which is also set up for watching movies. I don’t know whey he’s talking about his laundry.
You’ll be doing my laudry, Bunty, if you keep this line of inquiry up.
I was going to put a comment about Dirty Movies, but reined myself in at the last moment. Phew!
Just as well. Such restraint.
I know. But it was a close thing lemme tell you!
I stand relieved.
Yes. why?
I have had to pull my answer to that!
Oh go on, you tease…
Nope. ALso- just replied to your email.
Yup, just reading the comments on A Day at The Beach, looks like we got a little off topic…
Fun though!
WP4 showing global appeal…
At least to the Welsh.
Yay! Excited for that!
Good.
Fair enough, Aristocats coming soon enough, halfway through…
Rinks tink!
Or even rinky tinky.
So, this is how you capture the youth of today into the horror genre. Personally, I like a good gourmet dinner of hotdogs and mustard. Add a can of vanilla coke zero on the side and presto chango, you have a meal even Caesar would have said “ave” to…
Sigh. You’re either a backwoods predator or a city slicker victim who thinks hotdogs are a good meal, and I’m afraid you are clearly the latter…
FACt! Hotdogs are a good meal, especially with lots of mustard!
At least when the predators are gnawing on my bones, I can rest in the knowledge that they are getting top quality bones from eating all those hotdogs.
Rerember to send me pics of this actually happening.
Hot Dogs are just sausages in buns, right? A sausage roll is better….
Maybe. Don’t know if the library has it in.
When are you going to do MI:7? Thought you used to be cutting edge with the new releases.
I usually wait until films have been made before I attempt to review them.
My library has been rebuilt and is set to open soon!
Library pics! Let’s see it.
How about doing the new Velma show. I see that’s been getting raves.
I take some snaps today; library footage coming right up!
Even in my hermetically sealed universe, I’m aware of the deep love for the new Velma show. If I get a chance, I’ll do it. Only halfway through Aristocats….
A full virtual tour of the library? This is content I can look forward to.
Teasing with an Aristocats review is almost like Whale sightings now. Believe it when I see it.
I’ll start with a snap of the outside.
Aristocats is happening soon, with a rinky tinky tinky…
When are you going to reschedule a re-watch review of Shockwave?
Never. I never want to see that one again. Ever.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086006/
Say no to Shock Waves!