It’s nearly time to close the book on 2022, and whatever else was happening in the world, it’s been a blast to connect with so many keen and enquiring minds on this blog. Last month topped 30,000 readers, and with this kind of blossoming readership, the half million milestone is in our sights for the start of 2023. The first month I was posting reviews on WordPress, I had exactly four views, so it’s been nice to be able to platform some great films to a big audience as well as put the boot into some real schlock.
In no particular order, and not a complete or official list, but here’s twenty mainsteam and accessible films I dug in 2022, so lets call them ‘film-authority.com award winners’. Many of them were not popular with my fellow critics, but my fellow critics can GIRFUT, and take their horrid little bear with them. The following films were all solid-gold winners in 2022….
Glass Onion, Matilda, The Menu, Cha Cha Real Smooth, The Harbinger, Living, 5-25-77, Double Down South, The Banshees of Inisherin, Amsterdam, Top Gun: Maverick, See How They Run, Prey, Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, Black Phone, Chip and Dale; Rescue Rangers, Father Stu, Ambulance, Licorice Pizza, The Batman.
The other key stats themselves reflect the blog’s intent to find and promote the best in new material; the most popular reviews for new films tended not to be blockbusters, but a mix of indies and films that deserved critical attention. Some of these were seen at festivals and are not yet viewable, so not eligable for the best film list. The winners of the ‘most popular’ category for films reviewed on this site in 2022 were…
There were also two hugely popular docs about aliens, A Tear in the Sky and Ariel Phenomenon, the latter of which has just dropped (Dec 25th) on itunes, Apple tv, googleplay and others in the US. And regular readers know that there’s always plenty of retro reviews of great films from the past; here’s the five most popular classic films reviewed released prior to this year.
Caligula (an April Fool review that went viral, so we won’t count it)
And of course, there’s the booby prize; yes, you can **** right off if you’ve got a visionary version of Pinocchio, or if you’re Will Smith, Tilda Swinton, The Bubble, the Justice Society, The Playbirds, The Noel Diaries, or The Wonder. We’re trying to revive cinema here, so if you wouldn’t mind taking yourself somewhere out of the way until we can get this back up on its feet, that would be great. 2022 was inevitably going to be a rough year, with cinema requiring CPR as the streaming services gnawed at its bones, but we’ve made it through the rain, and hopefully there some sunshine ahead. A Good New Year to the WP4 and all those wonderful commenters who leave me smiling as I look at my phone, and that extends to everyone who reads and comments on this website. Here’s to you all from Bonnie Scotland this Hogmanay, here’s some refreshing folk music from around these parts (BBC Scotland’s single of the week last week!) to see you into the New Year, and I’ll aim to see you on the flipside for a rocket-fuelled 2023…
Happy Hogmanay! I trust you are celebrating in style.
I went to see Avatar 2 with my daughter last Friday. It was the final showing of the 3D version in our small town’s cinema. I have to admit that James Cameron has still got it. I enjoyed it very much, especially the focus on family.
Thank you for your reviews and all the very BEST for 2023!
Thank you for your constant erudite comments and for this one in particular. Maybe I’ve been snubbing about CGI, but over three hours I was able to get get with it and enjoy the action, with an excess of Cameron detail and some easy to digest action storytelling. Great to hear the two of you had a good time! Let’s enjoy 2023!
Crikey, those figures are fabulous. Well done. You must be near the top of the infuencer tree – can we look forward to branded goods? Eddie Popcorn?
NFT’s, $100 each for an email giving you 0.000001 share of the digital rights to images of me posing as Black Adam, Morbius or the Justice Society. I’ll put you down for the full set.
You can prove anything with statistics, but in ye olden days, I’d write for three million readers and not hear a peep. Getting over four figures for last week’s review of Wizard of Oz seems to create an instant artistic riot online, and leaves me busy for days, so long may it continue!
Put me down for the NFT of you posing Paddington. It certainly does give you a buzz when you get a big hit out of the blue. I just cracked 50,000 views this year by the skin of my teeth so way way behind you. I’m sure there’s a chart where you must feature in the Top Ten or maybe Top Five. Incredibly well done. A brilliant site with superb writing.
But it’s apples and oranges to compare humblebrag stats. There’s a crossover between what we write about, but I’m much more focused on new releases. You pick great movies that are totally neglected, but your fresh reviews are just as good. Getting responses makes it fun. And your name will always be associated with Orgy of the Dead.
Still to see my name on the DVD of Orgy of the Dead, but I live in hope.
Happy New Year! I’ve been mainly checked out myself this week, but wanted to drop in and say thanks for the good times and great reviews this year. On to 2023!
Happy new year! For some reason, my first reply didn’t send!
Have a Happy Hogmanay, Public Holiday on the 2nd and that Day inbetween. Thanks for your words of wisdom here and there and for The Chosen… (still the benchmark that all movies must aspire to). Finally did it and watched A Castle for Christmas, Dun Dunbar and no actual Scots noted.. and WTF moments galore.
As long as we can avoid the events of Holocaust 2000, I think we can enjoy 2023. Will be over for a catch-up!
As long as you first foot all will be right in the world- did I miss your Christmas quiz this year??
Post-covid devastation put a stop to any quiz festivities, will aim to do something when I can walk in a straight line…
Sorry to hear you got the lurgy, hope you chilled with some bad movies of the 1970s kind…
Happy New Year Mr & Mrs Dix! Looking forward to your 2023 reviews and ruining the comments section!
I haven’t got a Mrs. Bookstodge. I have a Phil. Booky has a Mrs.Bookstooge though if that helps.
Well, salutations to you, Phil, Lord Vincent, Winnie, Bookstodge, Mrs Bookstodge, Alex and the Cocaine bear. Is that everyone?
I think so.
Just found the missing comment in completely the wrong place. Sigh.
Phew! Close one!
Well nowhere near close really.
Where has the reply gone?
A good question, it seems to have vanished! A good Scottish Hogmanay to you, Phil, Lord Vincent, Winnie and all your family! See you on the other side!
You will! Have a fab evening!
You too!
I can see it using my computer. Are you on your phone?
I am now, but have reissued my reply to avoid any doubt.
I can see the reply button on my computer just fine. Phones not handy so can’t check if it’s an app thing…
I should probably just drive down and do it in person.
I thought you were too sick to even walk straight? You’d be a driving hazard!
I am a driving hazard, particular when I’m in top form. It’s a catch 22.
Ohhhh, no wonder you put out your window the other year then….
Firing ovens through the back windshield is just one aspect of what I do…
Jason Statham called.
He wants his Transporter business back. He said the insurance on you had gotten too high…
I eat amateurs like Statham for breakfast…
Tastes like bacon…
….vegebacon!
I’ll stick to what I ordered, thanks.
No thanks necessary. The Bearquisition is a full service Order after all.
Nibbles for the table?
Fresh out.
We only have vegebacon, the iron maiden, or hot pokers left…
Can I have the lasagne please?
No on the Big Mac, it’s OK Dix replied to me but thought it was you so I think he’s deleted those.
Huh, that’s weird. (about not seeing the button on a mac, not about Eddie. We all know about him)
Sigh.
i’m sorry, did I hurt your feelings? I’m very sorry.
As proof, I’ll give you a free turn in the iron maiden, at no charge.
Thanks!
Are you not him?
Nope not today.
Felt like Glass Onion came out of nowhere. Such a fun film. Happy new year!
Happy New Years!
Just in case Alex doesn’t beat me to it, your first list of solid gold winners aren’t in the same list format as the rest of them.
Glad that your courage is still strong for ’23. And don’t worry, I’m still fully convinced I can save you from the Video Side. Darth Alex might think otherwise, but I know deep in my heart that you’re really just a little lost book reviewer who has gone astray. So expect lots and lots of “encouragement” in your movie reviews….
Sigh. Didn’t feel that a list of 20 should be in the same format as a list of five. Doesn’t look right.
What are these books you speak of?
Ahhh, so it was purposeful.
Back in ye olden dayes, when diet coke still tasted like a diet soda, mankind invented these funny chicken scratchings on trees. Then we realized it would be easier to chop down the trees and make the marks on pocket sized versions. And thus were born the miracle of books!
But what are these ‘books’ for?
Very good grass hopper. The journey of wisdom begins with just such questions.
And I’ll be glad to tell the other 999 steps of wisdom if you buy my new book, Daily Wisdom from the Big Bad Bearpope, by Bookstooge.
On sale, today only, for $99….
Is there an NFT?
Nope. NFT’s aren’t carbon neutral and as you know, that is my TOP priority, the one thing I base everything around. Get with the eco-beat baggy!
Sorry, no refunds, your NFT’s value will be taken from your condo value…
As my first act as Bearpope, I will send the Bearquisition against you for such heretical statements. No Refunds indeed!
Had to google Hogmanay. Do I win first foot with this comment?
Yes. What would you like as a prize? DVD of the Northman?
Just the four-disc special edition release of Cocaine Bear when it comes out please.
Is that the movie where they show me going from my life of crime and wastrelry to becoming the first Bear Pope? It’s very inspiring…
Are you a bear pope?
I am. You need to read that “My Story” post I did earlier a bit more closely.
I don’t know if the movie has the same uplifting message.
Not many films do. Is that the only film you are excited about?
Had to google Cocaine Bear, I’m in for that one!
I think you’ll find most top critics are talking about it. Paddington 3; On the Rocks and Up to his Little Hat in the Devil’s Dandruff.
Well, I’d settle for bears snorting coke and then eating stupid journalists. How about that? Can I get one of those movies?
I just read your piece again; what am I looking for?
The inspiring true life story of the first Bear Pope
OR
hopped up bears eating people.
Take your pick…
Thought that looked up your alley…