‘All plots move deathwards,’ intones historian Jack Gladney (Adam Driver) in writer/director Noah Baumbach’s adaptation of the classic novel by Don DeLillo. It’s Baunbach’s first adaptation of a book, and in terms of plots moving deathward, it’s hard to match White Noise. Gladney and his wife Babette (Greta Gerwig) both have an intense feeling about the grim reaper’s stealth approach, and White Noise is largely a squeal of anxiety in the face of encroaching mortality; it’s in theatres now and due to drop November 30th 2022 on Netflix.
But White Noise is very much about the way we were in 1984; the local cinema is showing Krull and Jack and his fourth wife Babette find that their young family are fascinated by such real-life horrors as air-show disasters seen through the tv. ‘Family is the cradle of misinformation,’ reflects Gladney, and that cradle is about to be rocked. Gladney enjoys the cut and thrust of academic debate as a professor debating whether Hitler was a mother’s boy with Murray (Don Cheadle), whose pop culture understanding begins and ends with Elvis; all very 1980’s pop culture swagger in the college campus. But Jack Gladney is concerned about the everyday risks that threaten his family, from the pharmaceutical drugs that his skittish wife is taking (no-one has heard of ‘Drylar’) and there’s a huge ‘airborne toxic event’ that causes him to decant his family from their homestead…
Movies about campus intellectuals are traditionally duds, but White Noise has the smarts inherited from DeLillo’s prose. Babette describes a possible infidelity as a ‘capitalist transaction’, and even a simple supermarket is described as ‘full of psychic data.’ Both Driver and Gerwig seize the chance to make something unique and memorable of their fleshed-out oddball couple, both in thrall to the ‘hard and heavy thing’ that is mortality, and Jack’s flickering belief that violence might ‘form of rebirth…maybe you can kill death.’
Although White Noise does rouse itself into violence in the final scenes, it’s never the conventional catharsis that movies often create, so mainstream audiences may find such societal satire an unsatisfactory experience if they’re hoping for cheap, emotive thrills. White Noise is a film full of suspicion and anxiety; it’s reflective of the time period, but also reveals the bleak source and origins of today’s commercially-contrived conspiracy. Gladney is horrified when he recognises the unofficial decal on the uniforms of those who seek to rescue citizens from the disaster and accuses them of ‘using a real event to practice for a simulation’. That innate distrust of authority comes from a genuine fear about the worst of human nature; as Murray notes disdainfully about large gatherings in history ‘they were there to be in a crowd.’ White Noise takes a few liberties with the source novel, but provides an effective, entertaining dramatization of DeLillo’s key themes. It’s the 80’s, things have the potential to get a lot worse, but for Jack, Babette and his family, it’s the end of the world as we know it and they’re feeling just fine, and the final 80’s dance video is a great topper for a thoughtful, intelligent movie that few of the Netflix crowd are likely to play to the end.
Gave up on DiLillo a long time ago. Books too much like hard work. So I’m inclined to give this a pass even with Gerwig and Driver on board.
I think that this might be the short cut to getting DiLillo, think of it as a National Lampoon’s Vacation, it’ll play easier for you!
Like War and Peace The Short Version.
This is something I would normally pass on, but I just stan Gerwig so much I’m willing to give anything she does a shot. She hasn’t disappointed me yet, behind or in front of the camera.
This is a big and awards worthy performance from Gerwig.
That looks fun. In 1984 I was not facinated by real world horrors in the slightist, though I was dealing with them as a nurse. Anyway in spite of being one of the Netflix crowd you are so fond of disparaging, I am sure I’ll make it to the end of this movie so a yep from me. Also saw Glass Onion on your recommendation, on Netflix last night. Thoroughly enjoyed it, more than the first one.
You hear it here first! The big movies, the big reviews! I’m sure that intellectuals like you and Alex will lap this up; would love to see more adaptation of the work of Don DiLouise, very funny man.
Do you mean Dom DeLuise and what the heck are you on about? What’s he got to do with anything?
I use the terms interchangeably…
Of course you do.
Alex does the same! He’s a huge fan of Dom DeLouise and Don DeLillo, and only the well read will know they are the same person. FACT!
I’m sure Alex knows they are not, and you’ve got your silly head on. But it’s Christmas, time for forgiving everyone everything for a few days, so you are forgiven. fAcT.
https://youtu.be/z1P_tnuVMFI
Even worse crope than Will Ferret/Chevy Chase.
Clint Eastwood doesn’t forgive him!
#Unforgiven
Give him my regards! 🤣
Man, I wish Babette’s hair would come back in style. I am a big fan of big hair 😀
She’s got an awesome barnet, I’ll give you that, sunshine.
What, no “bunty” on Christmas Eve? I think you’re slipping.
But yep, that big curly mop is fantastic. I wish I knew someone in real life with hair like that.
Greta Gerwig, Bunty. She has hair like that. See the pic!
There we go, that’s much better! Now I can rest in ease.
But I don’t know her in real life. And it’s probably fake anyway. All hair pieces in movies are fake. It’s like candied poison. You think you’re getting something wonderful and delicious and then you go to IMDB and wham, the real life pictures kill you dead 🙁
I should write a sonnet to Babette’s hair. Now, if only I knew how to write sonnets. Where’s that Shakespeare fellow when you really need him?
I think Shakespeare chucked it after getting some negative reviews on Alex’s site.
Greta Gerwig has great hair; I get that you’ve been burned before, but I think her coiffure is credible.
Not surprised. Alex takes his Shakespeare VERY seriously.
Ahem, I shall now compose a Christmas Eve Haiku in honor of Dear Babette’s Hair.
My Dearest Babette
Your bouffant is so perfect
Never cut it, please!
Ahhh, perfect. I can now rest in peace, like the Ghost of Christmas Present….
It’s beautiful. Your wife is lucky to have such a wordsmith in the house.
Thank you. I feel like I really let the “art” flow through me here.
Yes she is. But she does get tired of me strumming that harp and belting out “Beautiful Bouffant” at 4am. But hey, an artist has got to artist when the moment strikes.
So are you going to get some big hair yourself?
What makes you think I don’t already have some?
Because you showed us some of those video interviews on BBC Scotland. Not a pooffy bouffant in sight!
I was growing it in, all quite bouffant these days.
Pix, or it didn’t happen….
Don’t want to spoil the surprise.
I too love big hair. The 80s knew how to be bold!
I actually saw a kid with a mullet the other day. And I mean a real teenager kid, not some basement dwelling loser.
So maybe all our dreams and wishes will come true in ’23 and Big Hair will make a Bouffant Comeback…
A Christmas miracle!
I was a big fan of the book so I’m sure I’ll check this out. But Driver concerns me, and I’m not sold on Baumbach so I’ll keep expectations low.
I thought Don DiLillo was great in the Cannonball Run films as Captain Fantastic, but never expected his books to be good; Driver is good here, as is Gerwig, and it’s certainly one of Baumbach’s best to date, nice to see him working with such lofty ideas.
He wrote his best stuff in collaboration with Burt.
These rosary bleeds? Some of these outtakes show Don DeLillo at his best, very funny man when he put his back into it.