I know, I know, but hear me out; one of the goals of this blog has been to write about what I’m actually watching rather than what I’m meant to be watching, and somehow I ended up secondary smoking the entire first season of The Mighty Ducks, a reboot of the popular kids-play-ice-hockey-badly franchise that so many of us found so resistible back in the 90’s. D1, D2, D3 all might have passed me by, and even with the great Emilio Estevez returning to play his signature role of coach Gordon Bombay, I still didn’t register a twitch on the Geiger counter of interest. But add Lauren Graham to the mix…
Yes, Graham hit big back in the day as Lorelai Gilmour in The Gilmour Girls, a coming-of-age soap opera that, for reasons too personal to explore here, I have seen every episode of at least once. Graham plays Alex, a hockey-mom with a sulky kid who dreams of playing for The Mighty Ducks, who are not the underdogs you might remember from the films, but conceited establishment kill-joys who delight in smashing the dreams of children. When the Ducks reject her son, Alex and Gordon team up to create the Don’t Bothers, a team of misfits in the mould of, erm, the old Mighty Ducks.
It might sound confusing, but it isn’t; this is the kind of written-by-computer scenario where you could plot all ten episodes after the first ten minutes and get every prediction spot on. Training montages, sudden injuries, last minute reprieves, first goals, first wins, superstitions, more training montages; there’s no surprises in the world of The Mighty Ducks, but there’s also no deviations from the branded message about being yourself and being in a team. The first episode entices vicarious interest by suggesting that the Don’t Bothers are going to get their asses handed to them violently on the rink, but while I kept turning in in the hope of seeing a few of the speccy moppets punted through the plexi, none of the anticipated eye-gouging, stick-rattling carnage occurs.
As comfort food, The Mighty Ducks: Gamechangers just about passes muster because it 1) features the original star, Estevez, in good form and cameos from the original Ducks, plus 2) gets a fresh spin on old material by adding Graham to the mix in a role that’s very, very similar to the one Gilmour Girls fans love her for. Sadly Estevez didn’t return for the second season and the show was cancelled before a third, but Gamechangers doesn’t disgrace the legacy of the Mighty Ducks; it’s a straightforward motivational drama where the kids speak like adults, the adults speak like little kids, and the audience are caught somewhere between the comforts of childhood and game-changing maturity.
“by adding Graham to the mix in a role that’s very, very similar to the one Gilmour Girls fans love her for…”
Okay, you’ve finally done it. You’ve finally found the magic words that will make me pay for Disney+ Putting this one on my list to binge over the holiday break – seems perfect for it.
LG is looking good, and Gordon Bombay will do as a Luke surrogate. I’m pitching Mighty Ducks Stars Hollow Training Camp for season three.
As long as Kirk can be an assistant coach
Sponsored by Dosey’s market, cheerleading by Mrs Patti, music by Hep Alien…
Hopefully TJ isn’t building the rink….
Jess providing live commentary…Dean as assistant coach, this writes itself…
Sponsored by the Huntsberger family…..
Mrs Kim on sliced halftime oranges…
Paris is there covering the “small town” angle for the New York Times
Michel books the teams into the Dragonfly Inn…
And Sooki cooks for them, but only in a cameo since MM is big time now…
She’s come back for this; Mitchum will fork out for her fee!
I really enjoyed the first movie and then watched it all fall apart by D3. I am kind of surprised Estevez was even willing to come back. He made one appearance in D3 and had to be paid mucho bucks for that.
Of course, bringing in Graham would help. I enjoyed the first 4 seasons of GG but then it simply went into ridiculous territory and I had to stop.
If this were on prime for free, I could see myself watching it in the background.
This is very much the kind of erudite and considerate comment I’m keen to encourage. Yes, Gilmour Girls does go off the rails, but I’m indebted to your scholarship with regards to Mighty Ducks.
You have ice hockey where you gone from?
Yep. I went to a game to support the brother of one of our classmates back in college. It was a blast but I really didn’t like how aggressive it made me act, even just watching. So I’ve never gone to another live game again.
Any pics of you acting aggressively? It’s quite a hotbed of bad behaviour…
No, that was before digital pictures, so taking a picture actually meant film and money and time.
For which I, with my penchant for privacy, now am grateful 😀
But I did a lot of jumping around and hollering and banging on the plexiglass. So kind of like a New England chimpanzee, hahahahaha….
As long as you enjoyed yourself…
too much so, Hence the self-ban on going to any more. I didn’t want to turn into a hooligan after all…
Hardly befitting a man of letters like yourself, even if the letters are dnf.
Exactly. A man in a bowtie, suspenders and vest should not descend to the level of mere ruffians.
Yes. Will will have to expand your wardrobe, these three items, even worn together, do not constitute an outfit.
I WAS wondering why I kept getting all those stares. That certainly explains it.
I’ll have jot this down so I remember next time….
I think the court case will come first, I’m afraid to say.
Nah, we’re in the Age of Aquarius, right? Aquarius didn’t wear pants, so why should I have to?
My lawyer is going to make hash of the prosecutor…
I thought we were in the Age of Ultron.
Well, did HE pants?
I don’t think so!!!
The Defense rests….
I’m pretty sure Ultron wore pants. Did he not have a blue face? My notes in that film are vague.
Been awhile since I saw the movie. I thought he was just a metallic roboty thingy?
I’m looking at pics of Ultron right now, Bunty, and he has pants. Metal pants.
I think those are just his legs….
What other ages are there? The Age of Innocence?
And not wearing pants is very innocent. I’d say I’m batting 1000 today…
So there’s the Mighty Ducks and the Micky Ducks and the Don’t Bothers? Or is the Micky a typo? Haven’t even heard of the original, never seen the Gilmore Girls, nothing here is floating my boat so Nope bother from me.
No ice hockey where you are?
Apparently not, I checked the British Ice Hockey site, a fair few clubs in Scotland though. Of course nothing but football is considered sport in Tyneside, so it’s no surprise.
We have a local ice hockey team in Braehead, you could come up and see the plexi shatter.
Is that a good thing?
Yup
The movies seemed to go downhill fast so not holding out much hope for a film that wants to revive a moribund franchise. Now if someone wanted to make a series of Slap Shot you’d have me.
There is a Slap Shot 2….
I remember, and that went downhill too.
When do you have time to milk the goats with your schedule so packed watching all this dreck and the World Cup too?
You don’t get lightweights like Pauline Kael doing this kind of stuff! I thought you were down with the ice hockey vibe over there….
I think I saw the first one. Was aware of a sequel. Never heard of this.
Sigh. What do I have to do to get a straight answer, punt you through the plexi? YOU HAVE ICE HOCKEY WHERE YOU ARE, YES/NO?
Where I am? You mean, in my house? No, though I did have an air hockey table when I was a kid. There is a local ice hockey team.
https://guelphstorm.com/
What position do you play? Goal attack?
I’m an alternate on the Zamboni.
So I’ve heard. You should see a doctor about that.