For some reason that title gives me flashbacks to the Spin Doctors, but Pierre Tsigaridis’ supernatural horror film is no laughing matter. Many genre entries are like a ghost train, not much more than a few jump scares to spice up a traditional narrative journey. Two Witches is a very different proposition; this is industrial strength horror, to be handled carefully, but recommended to those hardy souls who seek out state-of-the-art scares.
As the title suggests, there’s two stories here that intersect in unexpected ways, giving the whole venture a dream logic where the audience are never quite sure where they are within the narrative. In the first, expectant mother Sarah (Belle Adams) gets the evil eye from an old crone in a restaurant; she’s freaked out, understandably, but her boyfriend Simon (Ian Michaels) assures her that such attentions are nothing to worry about. But this IS something to worry about, and when the couple, complete with unborn baby, go to visit some out-of town new-ager friends (Tim Fox, Dina Silva), things jump up a notch very quickly….
So far, so good, but with the first narrative tied up in a bathroom stall with severed digits and a ghastly dream/nightmare scenario unfolding, we reboot Pulp Fiction style and go again. Rachel Howard (Kristina Klebe, also one of the writers) is having a few issues with her roommate Masha (Rebekah Kennedy), who has uninhibited ideas about sex that she attributes to her free-thinking values. Witchcraft? Rachel doesn’t want to go along with what she terms the ‘patriarchal narrative’ about weird women, but Masha’s behaviour leaves Rachel with no option other than to accept that her roomie is a danger to her and to those she loves.
Two Witches does require some warnings; this is not PC or virtue signalling good vs evil horror with an easy to grasp moral compass. It’s notable that Masha has a gift for presenting herself as a victim, in a way that chimes with the views of those around her, but we can see that her quickness to claim victimhood is an insidious trick. That’s an edgy, some might say dangerous notion for any film, and the devious nature of Masha, played to the hilt by Kennedy, really ups the ante in the second half of the film. On the evidence we see here, the patriarchy might well have a point about witches; you’ll have to shelve any revisionist Hocus Pocus thinking for the duration here, because Two Witches is bad to the bone, and red in tooth and claw to boot.
Not just a passing fad or fancy, Two Witches is a gory, violent, threatening film that has the logic of a dream and the feel of a nightmare. It’s kind of what the Suspiria remake was aspiring to be, the two films could be set in the same dank universe, and if you’ve got the stomach for it, this is one of the more effective supernatural horror films of a year that seems packed with them.
Brilliant nailing of film ‘…what Suspiria remake was aspiring to be.’ And I thought you were going to critique the vampy Finnish rock band at first when I saw title. Theme music classic, bubbling cauldron brewing… A Dark Song is still better film for dark side of dark. Bad move with Ouija… this film like many others should make some ask why?
Yes, putting the board away without much care is always a bad mistake in movies. But this movie is rapid when Suspiria was languid, and these witches were truly unpleasant, not like Practical Magic at all!
And yes, researching A Dark Song.
The trailer was spooky, edgy, and definitely violent. Other than witchcraft, I’m not sure what the end game is here. Maybe I’ll investigate more. Didn’t know what Arrow was until I googled it. I learned something new today!
Arrow are a good value sub, always lots of fresh content, good eye for new and vintage stuff. You could find something good to watch every night for a good long time…. I think the end game was to scare me, and if it was, they achieved their goal.
Agree, to scare and remind…and cause a bit of trepidation with the Epilogue? Please feel better, honeycomb lemon tea…and rest.
I think I was ready for an emotional breakdown by the time I got to the epilogue! No revisionism here, these were the nasty witches we used to be warned about!
Was over at your fountain of wonderful writing today, one door opening and another closing, but will aim to get myself out of bed to complete my reading in the next day or so! Looking forward to the end of one story and the start of another…
Looking forward!
Yup, on Arrow in some territories, but if you can handle the trailer, the film goes several steps further. I can handle nastiness if its in service of a well-told and original story, and while this really is quite gruelling in places, it doesn’t shirk the big scares. Enjoy!
I think it goes without saying what I’ll say, but I’ll say it anyway. Nope.
How are you feeling today?
You can live without some of the extreme horror! I’m often lucid for 30 minutes at a time, so that’s good, and hoping to compete in Alex’s Spot the Garrotting pic quiz tomorrow.
Yes you missed last week’s which I did particularly well in. That’ll be the last time now I’ve said that. Well anyway thumbs up for the lucid moments!
You jest, but I actually do have a garroting quiz in the works. But not for tomorrow.
50 Great Strangulations?
25 Red Hot Dismemberments?
You tease!
Don’t want to ruin the surprise. I promise you’ll be shocked.
50 Vomit Stains?
25 Decapitations?
Not able to work tomorrow, so will be blazing a trail for Bonnie Scotland…this better be worth the build up!
Only understanding the full implications of this now.
I love the premise but I would like to sleep again sometime, so I must decline with some regret.
I’m still rattled from seeing this. Don’t often warn people off a film for being scary, but this was an ordeal by desogn.
Yog-Sogoth?
No thanks, I already ate.
I tried to test my resolve by watching the trailer. Even that freaked me out 🙂
It’s full on!
I’d read it if it were a novel. I can do scary novels.
Don’t even think about it!
I just read the plot on Wikipedia. No no no no no no no no no no!
Is the correct answer. No place for the scaredy-cat!
Definitely take this ahead of the eating poo movie. Didn’t see the Glasgow connection though. Did it not play at Glasfest?
Not every film has a Glasgow connection, although given that Glasgow is where Rosemary’s Baby’s Satanists spring from, our credentials are beyond question. This is quite a freaky film and no mistake…
Doesn’t look like I’ll be seeing it for a while as it’s not available at the library or anywhere else I can easily access. But it will turn up at some point.
Pretty sure there’s physical media for this, and the way your library goes, I’ll bet they’ll stock it! They seem to have lots of cool stuff…
Seems to have only had a Blu-Ray release, no regular DVD.
Don’t you have a blu-ray player? An old PS3 is something you could pick up dirt cheap…
Nope. I do have a couple of VHS players still though . . .
Betamax?
Never got on the Beta bus. I was Panasonic VHS from the start.
Aren’t you the cool customer!
Witch way do I go to not watch this?
I think you can safely take the day off for this one. Alternative activities will be provided for the delicate.
I’ll take my shotgun in pump, 16gauge and solid slug. That should keep me occupied.
Show me where the pixies are infesting n I’ll have’em cleared out by 1700…
Show Me Where The Pixies Are is a good title for a Steven Seagal Christmas Movie.
I like it!
They tried to tell him there were no fairies.
They made him feel like the forest was not enchanted.
But when Steven Seagal discovers a liberal plot by snowflake elves, he has no choice but to take justice into his own hands…with a twelve gauge shotgun in the back of his trunk , he dares to ask
SHOW ME WHERE THE PIXIES ARE !
Rated Hard R. Coming yo a streaming platform near you this fall.
‘I adored every frame of this joyous, life affirming movie, it’s better than Shakespeare ’ says Alex Good, Guelph Gazette.
I laughed my head off 😀
I’m guessing you are feeling better…
Always happy to realise your dreams! But no, still confined to bed…
Sorry to hear that. So much for a 24hr bug then…
Bringing a smile to your face is all the medicine I need…
Natural medicine is the best! Eastern mystic healers all carve my likeness into their healing chakra sticks
I’ll bet they do.
Steven Seagal doesn’t call me Saint Bookstooge for nothing…
How much do you pay him?
I pay him in chocolate nougat. At least that’s what he thinks it is…
Too much Flux Gourmet already!
I learned from the best!