‘Man is like a candle, he must radiate life by burning himself,’ Which great thinker uttered this profundity? Gandhi? Churchill? Ronan Keating? Well, if you wrote Ankar Moor from Deathsport down as your answer, give yourself a big pat on the back because these are indeed the wise words of the nemesis featured in this largely forgotten entry in the future-sport genre.Yes, back in the wild days of the mid 70s, the culture wars included anxieties about how violent and influential organised sport had become, with Rollerball and Death Race 2000 offering a prima facie case. The iconic Death Race 2000 was a Roger Corman production, and buoyed by that success, Corman wanted the same again with motorcycles instead of cars, and another lead role for star David Carradine.
Death Sport, despite equally lurid advertising, can’t in all honestly be said to have the wit or vigour of Death Race 2000, but that’s not to say it’s devoid of interest; any project that boasts Jerry Garcia’s work on the soundtrack, googley-eyed mutants and the sheer volume of exploding motorcycles features here cannot be a dud. But the actual Deathsport featured, a kind of desert arena with combatants swinging weapons on motorcycles, only appears in one section of the narrative, offering a bait and switch for those who bought into the idea.
It’s years after the Neutron Wars, or possibly, the Neutron Dance, and society has collapsed around the ears of Kaz Orshay (Carradine), a drifting warrior of the wasteland. Lord Zirpola (David Mclean) orders the state of Helix into conflict with the state of Tritran, a conflict to be fought via Deathsport ie on ‘destructocycles’ on a minefield with various motocross stunt-traps. Oshay teams up with Deneer (the great Claudia Jennings) and busts his way out of the competition, much to the chagrin of Ankar Moor (the equally great Richard Lynch) who wants them both dead.
‘Taste my blade!’ gives some idea of the level of dialogue here; actors and crew give a good impression of being uniformly ripped out of their knitting throughout. From most accounts, Carradine’s weed intake was reputedly prodigious during filming, and Jennings had a cocaine problem that probably didn’t help. Deathsport was cobbled together by co-directors Allan Arkush and Corman when original choice Nicholas Niciphor didn’t warm to the task; the result is a somewhat slipshod venture that’s certainly fun if you enjoy a good-bad movie, ideally presented here by 101 Films.
Deathsport is out now on blu-ray for the first time in the UK. The blu-ray features commentary from co-director Arkush and editor Larry Bock. Link and trailer below!
Supern B-movie given big licks by Carradine. Just what we wanted back in the day for Friday night entertainment. We always fell for the bait never knowing when – of it – the switch would come.
You had it all back in the day with movies like this!
It was all you wanted sometimes.
Best movie named Deathsport ever!
Agreed! Cannot be denied!
Sounds like The Hunger Games on motorcycles…..
If only it was that…more like amateur dramatics but with cardboard props and tin foil spoilers on bikes…not exactly classic or even classy Hollywood!
Not sure why but the trailer reminded me of Power Rangers TV show back in the day. Had a good laugh at the destructacycles and the ‘you’ve been tango’d’ death ray. But nope.
Well, too late because YOU have been cast in the remake, I think in the Claudia Jennings role, so you’d better get your bike balance back. We’ll supply the googley eyes…
Exciting! I want the biggest ray-gun!
Oh, you’ll be getting one of these big heat guns as seen in the trailer!
Most excellent!
Let’s get ready for Deathsport! Have you got a bike?
Well yes, but it’s not got an engine.
I’ve got an old tricycle in the shed that’ll so, I’ll cover it with tin-foil and paper mashe and you’ll be good to go!
Has that got an engine then?
I’ll graft on one from the lawnmower.
Okidoki! Where are we shooting this? Croatia or Ireland seem to be the in demand places.
There’s a big Game of Thrones studio about twenty minutes away from my gaff, will that do?
Works for me. I can fly in after work, do a couple of scenes n be back home for bed. Are pizza dinners provided though?
Gravel pizza ok?
Yep!
Really? I thought that was filmed in Ireland Spain Croatia etc.
Outlander was my correction.
https://www.wardparkstudios.co.uk/
Just knock twice and asks for Deathsport.
Are we having that McHeughan chappie in it then?
Yes, he’ll play Ankur Moor, he’s very excited to meet you. Just park up and head to reception, the working title is Deathsport Reloaded; WP4 vs The Scottish Widows.
Hahaha that’ll do!
Is the correct answer.
Of course. There’s a new ‘Scottish movie” I’m hearing about, The Road Dance, anything to do with Scotland?
Yes, got a screener, will get that out in the next few days. A taste of Bonnie Scotland!
Looking forward to it.
Outlander not GoT…
Ok, GoT it!
I see what you did there, and I approve.
There is one true piece of art here, and that is the movie poster.
I saw that poster in 1978, and thought it looked amazing.
From the glory days of Frazetta-ish poster art and VHS box covers that sucked you in and looked nothing at all like the piece of shlock movies.
Man, I HATE when movies present one premise (arena fighting on motorcycles) and then give it only lip service for the whole movie 🙁
The googly eyes are wicked weird though!
I wanted non-stop Deathsport, but there’s only about ten mins of it. Still, ten minutes of Deathsport is better than nothing….
I’m wondering if I need to organize a Million Mutant Death March to get this remade so it is ALL deathsport. Those politicians need to know we mean serious business.
I’m so serious I’m going to go buy some pingpong balls to make my own googly eyes….
Pics please!
I’ll remake this with you! I’ll have a big destructocycle and a loin cloth!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXIN5H6UwAAm538.jpg
Calin and Hobbes were in Deathsport?
When the audiences realize you’re only going to be in your loincloth for 10minutes of the movie, we’ll need some other hook to keep them in their seats….
We’ll fill the other 80 mins with something, as long as there’s a bit of deathsport, who will complain?
Some critic will complain, count on it.
I’m wondering if maybe our movie should be about hunting down movie critics who don’t like our movie? Very meta….
I’m currently making a movie about Deathsport fans who imitate this classic film by playing around with motorbikes and googley eyes.
Are you using monster trucks? Because googly eyed mutants in monster trucks running over loin cloth clad scotsmen on motorcycles could be the next big thing.
Tastefully of course. Wouldn’t want to be accused of exploitation after all!
I’ll get some ping-pong balls to make eyes for Alex and Fraggle, they can be mutants!
Perfect!
I know we spitball projects all the time, but this feels like the real deal. I think if we can get some sucker to allow us to use their iphone, we’ll be all set!
Deathsport 2; Electric Boogaloo!
We market this correctly and we are set for life. I’m talking buckets and buckets of candy!
In talks with Alex to play Lord Zirpola of Titan.