The Creative Scotland logo is all over Stephen Frears’ feature The Lost King, but there’s not much Scottish here aside from pretty Edinburgh backgrounds and a few bit part players; this is a true story about English History, written by Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan and produced by his Baby Cow imprint, based in Vine Hill London. The Lost King is a fictionalised account of historian Philippa Langley, who successfully located and persuaded authorities to dig up the remains of King Richard III from deep beneath a social services car park in Leicester.
Played by Sally Hawkins, Philippa Langley is introduced as a lonely figure; her husband John (Coogan) is estranged and more interested in chasing women on the Plenty of Fish dating website than attending to their two sons. Langley attends a theatrical performance of Shakespeare’s Richard III, and feels some kind of cosmic connection to the king that leads to his ghost popping up unexpectedly in the style of Timothy Claypole in Rentaghost. Led by the spirit of the wronged Richard, played by Harry Lloyd in a role that cries out for stunt casting, Langley somehow intuits her way to the car park in Leicester despite having little evidence other than hunches and ‘feelings’. Screwed over by the feckless authorities involved, Langley raises the cash for the dig via crowd-funding with remarkable ease given that the film portrays everyone she meets as hating Richard, and the resolution of her obsession conveniently reunites her family as well as clearing the good King’s name.
Even as a Sunday evening tv special for the oldies, The Lost King settles for twee self-empowerment sentiment and contrived conflict. While Langley is seen as an almost saintly figure, troubled by visions and blessed with a cosmic link to royalty, most of the other historians and archaeologists are portrayed as grasping, pernicious, self-important windbags. This kind of artificially-induced conflict worked in Sully: Miracle on the Hudson as a device to contrive some drama where there is none, but with the fantasy elements jarring against mundane issues of credit for the discovery, The Lost King never finds a realistic tone. And while Langley is intent in changing the way the public see Richard, there’s no real index for how opinions about him might have been shifted in national or international minds.
Aside from a casual slam on Benedict Cumberbatch, who might have made a better Richard here, The Lost King’s suggestion of some kind of magical bond between royalty and the common man feels a minor variation on the current national sport of extreme toadying to the rich and powerful; whether any this narrative happened like this or not, nothing convinces here. And having the plot conveniently resolved by crowd-funding sticks in the craw from a project mopping up funds supposedly allocated for Scottish voices; until Scotland comes to its senses politically, we’re destined to be as crudely misrepresented in history and culture as Richard III has been.
The Lost Paddington. Now there’s a title. His historic marmalade sandwiches are dug up by Nicolas Cage who teams up with Scotland’s last grizzly bear to rout the villainous academics.
You’re trying to troll me into saying something that might prove contentious.
As if…
This does sound like one for Cumberbatch.
Or Hiddlestone. Or Johnny Evans. Or someone…
Like the Huddleston idea…
David Huddlestone from Santa Claus the Movie? He would be awesome!
Will have to check him out.. what about Bill Nighy ?
Would do at a pinch.
Got it.. Mark Rylance!
Perfect. I’ll have him added digitally. So ready for the Pleasence. Have written up The Uncanny and rewatched Monster Club. End of the month, right?
28th to 30th… Btw have you a shameless mention in my Holocaust 2000 review.. do pop over and see my thoughts on this wondrous movie which is my second fave Italian horror after Helmut Berger in Dorian Gray… But before Roger Moore and Stacy Keach in Mean Streets…
There is no greater honour than to be mentioned in a review of Holocaust 2000. I’ll be keen to see myself up with the greats.
I didn’t mention you by name as I wasn’t sure if you would want that.. but will update post once you read your part in this movie review… If you don’t for any reason do delete relevant comments..
No need to update, will check it out! No encouragement required!
As soon as I saw Sally Hawkins in the trailer, I kept waiting to see an Amphibian King. Since there doesn’t appear to be one, this isn’t a film I would swim towards.
Or Paddington. He could have livened this up no end…
No doubt. He is a scene-stealer in every way.
It’s an upside down world where I’m begging to see that bear again…
He’s awesome. I’ve liked him in everything he has done. Clearly, you have reconciled yourself to the fact he’s flawless.
You’re trolling me now…obviously, Paddington is great, if you mean the lovely old version, not the beady eyed rat-face one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEP5c0BT6Sg
Great big controversy between Langley and the Leicester Academics over this, not sure what Scotland’s got to do with any of it really.
I can see why this would cause annoyance. I guess a film has to be creative to engage an audience, but the academics are portrayed in such an awful way to create drama. Given that this film aims to be about finding the truth, such embellishments are a big contradiction. Scotland doesn’t feature other than as postcard backdrop.
Well I won’t be seeing it. Nope.
I don’t like the cover, so I’m going to pass. Can I collect $200 from Scotland if I wave a shillelagh about?
Everyone else is helping themselves, so why not?
If you can put me in touch with the king of scotland, i’ll just bill him directly…
Sorry, we just sold the last one…
How much? I’m thinking of buying a couple to spruce the place up.
Special deal on Kings; get a Henry with every Richard. How much have you got? Could slide in an Ethelred the Unready as a sweetener…
My Yankee wallet has 2dollars. If I throw in some genuine new england dirt, would that be enough for a Richard w free Henry?
Done! Or at least, you have been.
Ha! I’m a firm believer in returning bad goods. So if they turn out to be in used condition, I’m definitely returning them…
The return of the king was the book written about it?
Yeah, Sauron sold me a bill of goods. So I destroyed him good. I had to write it as a novel because no one would have read it otherwise.
I piled up the books high. Then I made another equally tall pile. The title of the book? The Two Towers. And another about a top hatted member of the gentry who becomes a bare knuckle boxer. Working title; The Lord of the Rings.
See, you are well on your way to fame and riches!
That’s what I keep telling myself. You’re in New England, right? New Hampshire?
Yep. Except Massholes from Massachusetts have finally ruined their own state so they’re invading and starting the destruction of our State. So I don’t know how much longer NH will remain NH.
Appreciate the local color. Reviewing a film set there. Wanted to get my geography straight.
NH is great. Mass on the other hand, well, it’s pretty much like Mos Eisley from Star Wars.
Does it have nightclubs like the one run by Garsa Fwipp in Book of Boba Fett? The hospitality industry in Star Wars is pretty low rent stuff.
The Bee Gees wrote a song about Massachusetts, right?
Mass has anything any scumbag place would want.
I have no idea. I’m not familiar with most of the Bee Gee’s discography.
I have asked the wrong person.
I looked it up and this is it.
Talk about the life in Massachusetts
Speak about the people I have seen
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts
And Massachusetts is one place I have seen
Not going to see much without any lights
I’d the one place I’ve seen. I’ve never seen anywhere else. Nothing but Massachusetts. That’s the whole inventory of places I’ve seen. And then, the lights went out and I wrote this song about it.
Now I feel sorry for you.
Would being Daddy Boondoggle make you feel better?
(see Alex suggestion on fraggles post)
Thanks for the context. I’m thinking it might be time for the WP4 to take on the Scottish Widows!
Well. It’s good timing.
One of the Wp4 just happened to buy another 1K of ammo, so the Boondoggle Saints are ready to roll
We have a common cause. WP4 EVA.
So this is inspired by a true story but it’s not really based on it? Sounds kind of unsatisfying, because the real story might have been more interesting.
To be fair to Coogan, it’s not his fault that Creative Scotland have acted like a volcanic plug to subdue attempts to depict Scottish history. But there’s been a huge kickback in the UK about how the other parties involved in discovering Richard III’s remains are depicted here. There are big and ongoing questions about the role history plays in our lives, but this ends up playing far too cutely with potentially spiky issues…