Phew! After relentlessly rubbishing the recent Star Wars output featured on Disney+ it’s something of a relief to say in some confidence that Andor looks like the best thing to hit the Star Wars universe in some time. Disney may not sell a lot of toys on the back of Andor, a prequel series based on the Cassian Andor character previously featured in Rogue One, but they may win back some of the ill-served adult fans of the franchise. Those whose minds were blown by the ‘dirty space’ look of the 1977 film will appreciate how Disney have doubled down on the notion; we open in a brothel, there’s a sex scene, and people of various degrees of innocence and guilt are gunned down and stay dead. That’s very much the touch that Bourne–scribe Tony Gilroy brings to the tough, slow-burn feel of Andor; with the first three episodes dropping in formation onto on streaming, viewers can play straight through to a feature length Star Wars movie that, for once, plays deadly serious.
We open in a brothel, Amsterdam style, with potential alien partners displayed in dingy lit windows. Cassian Andro (Diego Luna) is seeking information about his sister from the madam, draws a blank, and is accosted by two corporate thugs on the way out, killing one by accident and executing the other in an alleyway skirmish. But while Andor already has a lengthy criminal record, this inciting incident sparks a man-hunt that forces Andor’s hand to get outta Dodge, or rather the planet of Ferrix, before the private security goons doing the Empire’s bidding come after him. Through his resourceful ex Bix Caleen (Ardia Ardrona), Andor manages to organise a trade for credits of some high-tech kit he’s pilfered from the Empire, and she arranges a meeting with Luthen Rael (Stellan Skarsgård). Caleen‘s Glaswegian boyfriend (James McArdle) has his suspicions about Andor’s activities, as well as a jealous nature, and shops him to the authorities, who promptly send of squad of 12 men and two officers to intercept the meet. All parties converge in a health and safety nightmare shootout in a room full of hanging anvils, and the only way out is being good with a blaster…
So based on that description, you forget all about the Jedi, ewoks, Boba Fett, midi-chlorians, sand, Jar Jar Binks, force ghosts, baby yoda and all that guff; we’ve no time for that kind of whimsical sentiment. Even the Empire is a gauche early state, and when Andor and Luthern finally meet, there’s dialogue that ingeniously retcons how many key mistakes we know the Empire would go on to make. ‘When you steal from the Empire, you just walk in like you belong. They’re so proud of themselves, so fat and satisfied.’ That complacency is not yet seen, but Gilroy deals himself plenty of good cards, retains his ability to create scenes that reflect an eclectic knowledge of history; it’s very noticeable that this feels like the first time that the Empire’s subjugation of the galaxy has been seen in economic terms, and Andor is more wary of the local goon squads than the Empire itself. There’s also a flashback story for Andor himself that carries some of the desperate mood of Alejandro Landes’ harrowing child soldier drama Monos.
Andor suggests a universe on the edge of a revolution, ‘pockets of fermentation’ as one character observes, the onset of a fightback by the rebel alliance that hadn’t yet begun, and that’s a potent notion for 2022. With tonnes of fun ideas (from time-stamp BBY, to Nog, Revnog or Caf?) and a stark noir feel, Andor picks up the strongest suit of the Star Wars franchise (Rogue One) and makes it work as tv; for once, there ARE the droids we’re looking for, and for Star Wars fans, if you can’t find it here, it’s probably not worth looking for….
It was definitely wise to release the first three episodes all at once. A lot of these Disney Plus shows just don’t hook you in the first episode, and I can’t say that Episode 1 of this would have been enough for me to get invested in this.
As long as the scripts are of high quality, this show should be excellent. I thought Diego Luna was excellent in Narcos: Mexico — he really has the ability to carry a show if he needs to.
Agreed on all points. This needed three episodes to catch fire, and I guess it’s still too slow for some people. But this will be a signature role for Luna, and some of the dialogue is choice. That ‘steal from the Empire’ the way he drops his voice. It should be great cinema, but at least it’s great tv.
Do you have to know all the Star Wars stuff to do this one? I only saw the original 3.
Best not to have seen any of it. No knowledge required, entry level candidates preferred. Keen to hear what young people like yourself make of it.
Watched all 3 tonight sitting in our hotel room in Edinburgh! I am a fan of Diego Luna so that pulled me in, really enjoyed it, and no you don’t need to have seen any Star Wars to understand what’s going on. Great cinematography/CGI world building and good acting. A bit slow to start off with but it’s hotted up in No.3.
This x1000! Interviewed Diego for Y tu mama tambien back in the day. He’s a cool revolutionary in this, and proper adult content and political sideswipes. Slow start, but dropping the three episodes the way to go. Probably the most enjoyable evening possible to have in Edinburgh.
Yes indeed, a bottle of vino delecto and some lovely Scottish scran too.
Is the correct answer.
I’m a super casual on Star Wars (I’ve seen most of the films, none of the TV shows) but I did like Rogue One. This sounds like one I should get around to.
Phew! Finally the correct answer. I didn’t stick with The Mandolorian, and wish I hadn’t stuck with Obi Wan or Boba Fett, so I guess I’m casual too.. But this is really doubling down on the bleak, political view of Rogue One, it’s not for kids, but for grown ups, this really is essential viewing. It’s one of the few current franchises that’s saying anything about life in Sept 2022, and that has to be welcome.
Phew! Looks like we’re back on speaking terms, as long as we avoid the A word.
Kristen Stewart is the new Janet Gaynor. Fact!
Hmm…going to noodle on that for awhile, but my first impulse is to…….AGREE!
Is the correct answer. Margot Robbie is the new Katharine Hepburn. Fact!
Not fact! Any clear reading of the evidence clearly indicates that Saoirse Ronan is the next Kate Hepburn.
Both have played the iconic roles of Mary Queen of Scots and Jo March.
Both have delightful accents
Both look kick ass in pants.
The defense rests, your honor.
You make an interesting point, and the evidence provided is conclusive. Bangs gavel; you win your case! Now, who is the new Barbara Stanwyck? I’ve got Hilary Duff written here, but open to offers…
Okay. This is a tough one. I actually think there is no equivalent to Stanwyck. Even in her day, she was one of a kind.
I’m going to say today you would have to mix Maggie Smith ( long career, and a comeback as the aging matriarch in a beloved long running TV show) and Alexis Bledel (who shuns publicity in a way Stany would respect)
Hmmm…so far so good. Which of the following to you agree with? Put in order of credibility.
Timothy Charmolet is the new Spencer Tracy.
Mark Wahlberg is the new Cary Grant.
Florence Pugh is the new Myrna Loy.
Melissa McCarthy is the new Greta Garbo.
Okay, I’ve put a lot of thought into this one…..
I think I’m with you on Florence Pugh being the new Myrna Loy.
For the others I am compelled to tinker!
Timothée Chalamet is the new Montgomery Clift
Colin Firth is the new Cary Grant
Melissa McCarthy is the new Carole Lombard
And as a side note, I think Hillary Duff is the new Audrey Hepburn!
Here are the results.
No. Colin Firth is not the new anything.
Yes, I can see that. It the new Mae West.
No, I’m just messing. I’ve seen too many Hilary Duff movies.
So the publicity shy Rory seems to have left Handmaid’s Tale and got divorced in the last few weeks. I knew Logan Huntzburger was a bad influence. She should have stick with Jess. Or Dean. Or anyone other than telescope guy. Where did it all go wrong for Rory Gilmore?
It went wrong for Rory when she got it in her head she was going to be a journalist. She’s booksmart but doesn’t have the stones for reporting. She’s got Yale Classics Professor written all over her. And all of her boyfriends sucked, Jess most of all!!!!!!!
I guess that was the point, from a mom’s pov, all Rory’s suitors were not good enough. I doubt ASP ever worked at any kind of student newspaper because these scenes has me rolling my eyes to Yale and back. That’s NOT how student journalism works anywhere. She’s have been better picking litter or stealing boats. It’s many things, but GG is not a useful guide to journalism. Mrs Gilmore should have set Rory on the right path…
Yes. I always felt Lorelai was the more interesting of the two anyway. And that Lorelai-Emily was the more interesting mother-daughter relationship. Forget anymore sequels, I could be talked into a prequel of Lorelai growing up with Emily and Richard and cut out Rory’s character completely (even though Rory reminds me very much of myself growing up!)
I’m treating The Betsy and an unofficial prequel about Richard’s pre insurance career. We can expand the universe from there…
I’m in!
Also….I’ve not seen any Hilary Duff movies, but she’s quite the clothes horse in the TV show “Younger” which I quite like, and links her ever so distantly to the fashion icon Audrey.
No Raise My Voice? No Cinderella Story? I saw them in the big screen, that’s my commitment to the Duff. But in retrospect, she’s rubbish. Lohan took the teen princess thing to another level snd left her for dust/Duff.
Surely no point in holding a candle for Colin Firth in 2022?
Perhaps you’re right about Firth. But certainly more comparison to Cary Grant than Marky Mark hahah!
P.P.S. I like the Melissa McCarthly = Mae West comparison even better than my Lombard. From One unapologetically ribald comedienne to another….
We watched The Mandalorian and loved it. Then we heard Disney had like 100 other Star Wars series in development. Nope. This franchise is so damn watered down now it is under water. We’ll stick with The Mandalorian, but that’s it. I’m sure Disney will do well without our participation.
This is the exception that proves the rule. Political, smart Star Wars, sure it’s 40 years late, but better late than never…
It does sound good…I did like Rogue One.
That’s the spirit. This is not as spectacular, but more thoughtful and is clearly using our shared history to inform the story, and that’s a big dead for StarvWars. Give it a go!
Star Wars, as a franchise, is dead to me. I will watch my gold edition dvds and enjoy them until I die. But I will never pay money or attention to anything else bearing the name Star Wars.
/solidarity/
You’re bailing just when its getting good!
Once bitten, twice shy.
Five or six times bitten: screw you, Mickey.
I hear you, and sympathise!
You’re missing out, because these first three episodes are the best thing since Rogue One. fact!
That’s really not selling your point 😀
Ok, These three episodes are good. Fact!
Boba Fett wouldn’t say Star Wars was good any more…
What about Garsa Fwipp?
Oh, she’d definitely like the new stuff. She’d probably say it was the best ever…
Well, she’s be right. It’s honestly a big step up.
And that’s where the line between Real Fans and New Fans is shown at its starkest.
insert very long rant about old fans and new fans and boy do I mean loooooong *
Are you saying I’m a real fan or a new fan?
This is your blog, so I won’t introduce such controversial topics 😀
Sigh.
Ok, you caught me. I won’t “continue” such controversial topics 😀
I’m still in therapy after attempting today’s picture quiz.
Yeah, that was a brutal one. Even Boba Fett would have blanched a bit…
I’m appointing a Special Master to examine the contents of his hard drive.
I fully endorse this move. Alex’s harddrive is ONE scary place….
so’s mine now!
Oh no, what DID you DO Fraggle?!?!
I searched for stranglings!
Ohhhh, I was afraid of that.
Well, I hope Phil’s a light sleeper!
Special Master for Table 19! With special sauce too!
Great, who do you suggest is up to the task?
Well, Fraggle just disqualified herself, so I think we should advertise….
Great, they’ll need an iron will for a start…
Plus, a real iron. We can’t let a non-Ironer into our select group after all.
We could hardly be worth of the title ‘elitist’ if we did!
Should we set up some sort of Ironing Obstacle Course?
I do most mornings. What do you propose?
We could do some sort of Iron Man Triathalon…
The candidate might not be a man. FacT!
Are you trying to say that only women are fit to do the ironing? Shame on you Dix, shaaaaaaaame….
The candidate may be any sex. Fact!
What about animals? Are we considering animals?
Constantly.
Hahhahaahaha! Yeah, that’s true.
I won’t consider any zebra’s though. Too black and white on the issues…
I’ll remove them from my list. Sloths?
We probably shouldn’t move too fast on making a decision about the sloths…
They like things at a certain pace, I get that. To be a Special Master of Ironing takes time.
That’s why Turtles are so popular in the Ironing Community. They’re their own ironing board…
Have you ironed on a turtle?
Nope. I don’t believe in animal testing….
No, SAT’s are a cruel ordeal for kittens…
Full agreement brother. We must think of the kittens!
Let’s make on a special master! A kitten could review the contents of Alex’s hard drive…
Man, we are good!
Solving problems like a machine.
I can watch this and/or what?
Sigh.