Why should the UK government fork out for the speculative business of making horror movies? It’s an old question, but worth considering after viewing Corinna Faith’s The Power, a slightly above average entry in the demonic horror genre. It’s developed and funded by the BFI and Creative England via National Lottery funding, and it shows; there’s some very obvious virtue-signalling going on here about the historical abuse of women and children, attesting to government influence.
Thus, we return to the 1970’s, rolling black-outs caused by striking miners, and a London hospital where the nurses patrol Victorian corridors by torchlight. Rose Williams plays Val, an inexperienced nurse on her first day at work, who runs into some kind of supernatural presence. Is the spirit connected to the predatory male porter, brusque doctors, or the mysterious little girl whose scary drawings (sigh) suggest an evil force loose in the building? Val’s investigation leads to wrong-doing in the past, and only by solving the mystery can she escape the forces unleashed…
1970’s ultra-gloomy Britain has made for rich pickings for horror, notably The Conjuring 2, the best of that franchise to date. But while Wan’s film piled on a slew of incident and rich period detail, The Power largely settles for dark, empty corridors and general murk; Val’s situation does not improve over the course of the film, and the lack of narrative development will put off genre fans. 70’s Britain seems to be a land that time forgot in terms of sexual abuse of women and children, but this punch-line is so heavily signalled that it’s a relief when The Power finally makes it point and leaves.
In general, audiences enjoy the danger and forbidden quality of horror; when it comes with a government-approved message, it negates any potential thrills. Williams does well with an underwritten lead, and there are some half-decent scares, but The Power seems less interested in scaring us as it does on finding an agreed social commentary. Val fears ‘the dark shift’ which would have been a better title for Faith’s film; The Power’s title refers to the power of men over women, and gives a flavour of the lecturing, hectoring tone of the final film. It’s a horror film made by people who think today’s horror films should reinforce current woke attitudes, and despite game effort all round, that’s what hobbles The Power right out of the gate.
Should come with a government health warning. I’m fed up now getting preached at. It”s called a cinema not a church or a political rally.
Agreed. But this kind of funding crushes indie cinema in this country, the exact opposite of what they’re trying to do.
Is there any instance of a government-backed scheme succeeding in the creative business. every time I see a trailer with the dreaded words National Lottery I switch off.
Nope.
Correct answer.
No thank you. I like my spinach baked into the cookie!
…is the correct answer!
Boba Fett!
And getting madder by the minute!
Is the correct answer.
The plot sounds ridiculous, even without government wokening. Nope. I spent many nightshifts patrolling Victorian corridors when I was a Nursey, and never met a supernatural presence. Predatory male porters now and again though, whomst were sent off with fleas in their ears and a knee to the nethers.
Sigh. Well, that wouldn’t make for a good government sponsored horror film would it? Did you see any children’s drawings of threatening demonic figures?
Nope. Though didn’t see many children, I was in the op theatres.
Ah, the theatrah! Hello darling, are you working, treading the boards, offers of panto? That kind of theatah?
Well dear chap, as you know my dear Mama was of a thespian bent, and I sometimes was inveigled into appearing on the stage. But that was in the Jurassic era. I was talking about operating theatres which are, in truth, equally dramatic.
I’m sure that you are considered a grand dame of both sets of theatres!
Glad to see your video is now viewable…
Kind of hard to enjoy evilness when you’re being screeched at about it….
I wonder how much money governments the world over would save if we started up a #defundmovies movement? I’d be glad to be president of it, as I’m sure such an important role would be well compensated 😉
Didn’t Reagan say the most feared words were ‘I’m here from the governemnt and keen to help you…’ In the UK, government-funding crushes independent film-making, so I’d be happy to be a paid up member of the movement…
If it wasn’t Reagan, it was someone who thought similarly.
You can be vice-President. I expect a lot of vice in this new movement and probably won’t have the time to handle it all myself. Even I have trouble spending millions of dollars at once…
I’m passing a ten trillion dollar budget as we speak….
Excellent. I’ll be sure to take my 20%….
You get your percentage after I’ve taken mine. Just to ensure financial continuity.
I knew I made the right choice in appointing you Vice-president. You’re off to a rousing start already!
That’s great! Nothing bad ever happens to vice-presidents, right? Now, show me to where you keep the vice and I’ll get cracking…
Vice is everywhere. Just throw a rock and go through the pockets of the person you knock out. That’ll be a good start…
I try to knock out almost everyone I meet.
What about Boba Fett?
I knocked him out, but he got up again.
Well, poop.
Maybe Alex can stun him with a Charlie Chan movie…
Alex stuns us all with his taste in films.
Indeed he does!
I’ll help you Booky!
We are all of like mind on this one.
You can be our Doctor and tell people how bad movies are for their health with made up statistics. And pictures of ear wax to silence anyone who objects….
I’m sure we could access actual ear wax.
Weird Al could always knock down an amish person and steal theirs for us…
It would be cool if Coolio recorded a parody called Gangster’s Paradise. On ear wax records.
Not my ear wax. Nobody steals from The Bookstooge, nobody!
Coolio can bring his own.
Yes he can. He should have plenty….
He sucks ear wax out of squirrels. It was in the National enquirer. There were pictures.
There always are nowadays. Kids and their smart gadgets :-/
It’s not a crime. But that doesn’t make it ok. I don’t know how I feel about it.
I know how I feel about it:
nauseous….
Okidokidoo I can do that!
Excellent. We’ll be richer than Croesus in no time!
Nice nod to Cocteau.
I don’t read a couple of books a year for nothing after all 🙂
I will help you spend the money! But I don’t want to do any work. Or take any responsibility. We cool?
I guess that’s what we’re used to.
Oh, I see you’ve already read our rule book, perfect.
All the work will be done by unpaid interns who still think movies are a cultural phenomena and if anything bad happens, we blame them, throw them to the media wolves and decry how sad it is that the youth of today is so corrupt….
I think Miramax did that in the 90’s, but sure, we can bring that back…
Is THAT why they were so successful? Or is that why they disappeared?
Both answers are correct.
Then I think we’re on the right track. we don’t want to exist for too long either, otherwise we’ll run out of naive interns…
I’ve taken the step of winding up the company, all contracts are pre cancelled.
Great job!
Don’t do too much work though, otherwise the interns will start suspecting something….
It’s already gone.
When you say “torchlight” you mean . . . ?
You see the problems you get into in the UK using ye olde language?
I am writing this to you right now by torchelight; it’s the light created by a torch. Any questions?
sigh
Is your torche battery operated? Hand cranked? Stolen from a tiki lounge?
We have two head torches, a hand torch, and the mystery of the flaming torch.
How about a human torch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0uTu2uLtI