An abrupt faller in the 2022 awards stakes, Joe Wright’s musical adaptation of the classic Cyrano de Bergerac chestnut was widely expected to be a contender in most categories, specifically Peter Dinklage for Best Actor. Why that didn’t happen is something of a mystery; Dinklage has been an awards-season darling before, for The Station Agent, and yet voters seem to be somewhat cagy about his contribution here. The takeaway is that while Dinklage gives heart and soul to the central character, Wright’s chocolate-box approach to making a musical is simply too vanilla to truly land.
With a string of pleasant but unmemorable songs written by The National’s Bryce and Aaron Dessner, Cyrano offers a new element in the protagonist’s diminutive stature; this Cyrano is not cruelly mocked for his nose, but by his size. Haley Bennett is Roxanne, the object of Cyrano’ intense desire, while Kelvin Harrison Jr is the handsome army cadet who uses Cyrano’s accomplished poetry to woo her. The two men end up on a battlefield at the Siege of Arras, (and Wright plays down the farce and into the original downbeat ending for a change), but Cyrano’s desire for true love won’t be kept down, and he returns to France for a tragic last act…
This is a lush film, as might be expected from the director, the Napoleonic background is well-appointed, and the swish costumes and make-up are a pleasure to look at. So what’s wrong? Cyrano has been a popular character for over a century now, and yet Wright’s film, and 2018 the stage musical by Erica Schmidt (Dinklage’s wife), stick far too slavishly to a story which needs an update; the only real twist is Cyrano’s dwarfism, but it’s not immediately clear what difference this innovation makes other than creating a showcase for Dinklage, who excels.
Cyrano isn’t a failure in any respect, but somehow it misses the mark in terms of making a firm connection to the emotions, despite careful work all round. It’s something of a triumph for Dinklage, but without much new to say about the venerable story in question, Cyrano is a frustrating also-ran when it comes to finding an appreciate audience for its tale of a small man with a big heart.
Cyrano will be released in UK cinemas today (25 February 2022).
Thanks to Universal Awards UK for advance access.
This was a bust for me. Dinklage has a great range of expressions, but I didn’t feel the other characters were up to the mark, especially given the shoes they had to fill. Unmemorable was putting it politely regarding the songs. What’s the point of a musical is a) there are no great songs and b) there’s nobody singing them with a great voice. Just couldn’t see the point of this.
It would have been a casting master stroke if the material had been up to it.
At least he is getting a crack at leading man.
How this degenerate into a discussion about confectionary? Is there dentistry sponsorship going on?
Mention sweets once, and you’re getting curlywurly ads….
I didn’t mention curlywurly.
Since you negatively compared this to both chocolate and vanilla, how about caramel? Would this be a good caramel film? I feel like caramels have more to offer the world than most people realize.
Nothing wrong with a bit of caramel, but not-stop visual confectionary is bad for the teeth…
That’s what toothbrushes are for…
Did I say you couldn’t have a toothbrush? Two hours of caramels will leave you needing fillings, toothpaste or not.
Brush your teeth WHILE eating caramels. Nothing like minty caramels to start the day off right…
Nope.
That’s Fraggle’s line. Did you get permission to use such a copyrighted word?
Nope.
Shame and fie on you then!
I’m sure she won’t mind.
I fully expect her to send in the Phil Brigade, armed to the toes with tiny tanks.
Don’t say you weren’t warned…
I’ve got something up my sleeve to placate her…
A box of caramels?
😉
It would take more than a box of caramels to placate me Booky, but no need for any placation for the use of Nopes, they are freely available to the WP4 membership. I’ve yet to figure out how to charge the rest of the world.
Bummer. I was hoping to force Dix to admit that caramels were a good thing 😉
Yeah, we all seem to have jumped on the “Nope” bandwagon pretty easily…
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA
Hahahaa, love it!
I remember those, lush!
I always liked this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu066haghDQ
Is that what goes on at your house on a Monday night?
I look great in a cape.
The horns are very swish.
We had Caramac bars here. Very nice.
I thought the UK just had those awful taffy bars that tore your effing teeth out.
McCowan’s Highland Toffee. Take your fillings out just by looking at one.
i remember Caramac.
what?
A potential recommendation for Phil.
War film?
Very much. Just watched the 150+ minute reconstruction of The Big Red One, good old movie, wondered if he’s seen it?
Yep he says it’s a good old fasioned war movie and worth the doing of. He ws interested in the North Africa and Tunsisia bits as that’s where his Dad was fighting, but the movie moves on to Europe and Dachau.
Not sure what ‘reconstruction’ means, is that like remastering?
Nope. Over 40 minutes of extra footage, much better than the version I saw on tv was a nipper.
You were a nipper?
As a small child, the works of Sam Fuller were key to my development.
Shock Corridor, right?
At a pre school age, I found that Fuller’s mise en scene was intoxicating.
I see it’s available to rent on Amazon prime it says 1hr 53 so presume that’s the reconstructive one, Phil’s up for it as I haven’t seen even the unreconstructed one.
Nah.
Sigh. What’s your problem?
Don’t much care for musicals. Plus everyone knows that Cyrano is really Jose Ferrer. Or maybe Gerard Depardieu. Or Kevin Kline in a pinch.
Plus you said it’s no good.
So: nah.
The original play was written for Steve Martin. Fact!
Not to mention Belmondo who is by far the best of the French takes on this.
That’s one of the few Cyrano’s I’ve missed, will have a look…
a very interesting performance because as we know Belmondp in real life is a very attractive character.
Agreed.