Regular readers will know that this website is not the place to come for in-the know football chat, but we’ll make an exception here. Football Utopia might be a better title for Corneliu Porumboiu’s documentary, a slim 70 minute film which explores the consolations of football, philosophy and bureaucracy in equal measures. The same directors’ The Whistlers is already streamable, but his 2018 film is well-worth reviving as a companion piece; landing somewhere in esoteric Chris Marker territory at times, it’s a high-brow piece that rewards a careful watch.
Laurentiu Ginghină is a friend of the film-maker, although his passion for football tests the boundaries of that friendship. Ginghină is obsessed with football, and he’s got a revolutionary idea that might change the game. And we’re not talking about tweaking the offside rule, or spraying lines on the ground; we’re talking about an octagon-shaped pitch for one thing. Yes, you can forget corners, because his pitch has no corners, allowing play to flow more easily, the innovator suggests. Give that this would mean there’s nowhere to cross the ball from, the notion doesn’t work for me, but I can see the logic for trying it. Ginghină also wants to divide the pitch into different areas, have certain players allowed to play in each area, redefine the off-side rule; his enthusiasm is infectious for a while and then, as Porumboiu records, it becomes exhausting.
This face-lift for the beautiful game of soccer is very much at a theoretical stage; we see it spelled out baldly on a white board. But Porumboiu is interested in playing the man as well as the ball, so we get to see the innovator at work, sitting at his desk, filing forms, meeting the public. We get to see where an injury ruled him out of any actual involvement with playing, which begs the question; is Ginghină motivated by a desire to improve the game, or just changing the rules to suit himself? And we see Ginghină at home, and encounter his philosophical dad; there’s no real story here, just an affectionate picture of an eccentric friend of the director.
Is that all there is? Infinite Football aims for something humble, and yet emerges with a larger prize. Ginghină is a man who feels and understands the impact of rules on ordinary people; he seems to adapt, change and relax the understood and accepted ways of doing things, and yet find few takers for his radical notions. When some ask why, he asks ‘why not?’ and no-one listens. His ideas are dismissed; they’re too close to existing training methods, there’s not sufficient reason to overhaul the existing rules, football professionals don’t see the merit.
Ginghină and his director look beyond the way things are, and work towards something better; a football utopia, perhaps, but also a life lived in pursuit of ideals, and change. A small film, perhaps, but one designed to make you think and question the world around you; even if you don’t buy into the heretical notions contained here, there’s something beguiling about this unique vision of liquid football.
Infinite Football is out now (Jan 2022), new on blu-ray on the Anti-Worlds imprint in the UK, complete with interviews and a Q and A with the director, and his previous feature doc The Second Gameas is the super-bizarre Jermaine Clement nudist rock-star drama Patrick, complete with interviews and a commentary track. Links below.
I live in arguably the most infinitely footbally county in the land, I don’t need a movie about it too. Biggest Nope.
What is infinitely football about Gateshead?
County not town. Everybody up here does NUFC or Sunderland and the rivallry is stratospheric, they’re all mad as a box of frogs.
Maybe this doc would be good for them. Have you got a hexagon shaped pitch?
Nope.
Are you going to use a whiteboard in your How (Not) To webinar?
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If there’s one thing I love more than watching a tv while a whole group of men run around and still manage to do nothing, I don’t know what that is.
I’m probably the biggest futball fan in the entire US in fact. I can say things like “goalie” and “offsides” with total authority.
What futbol team do you support?
Samchister Wesnited forever.
Go team!
That’s not even close.
Hah. It just shows how much more in touch with the sport I am than you 😉
Footaball? Is this a movie about soccer?
Futbol? The old onion bag? Jumpers for goalposts?
Have you ever played infinite foosball? Do they have a table at your local pub?
Is that not the one with the bean bag?
My local pub was build in 1620, they dodn’t even have Space Invaders yet…
I first played Space Invaders in a British pub.
I don’t think foosball is played with bean bags. At least not in these parts. I think that would slow things down quite a bit.
Are you talking about bar football, with the little men on steel bars that you span around to kick the ball? Did that replace the spinning wooden top as the big entertainment of your day?
That’s the game. It’s still big in these parts.
Do they have it in your local library? I’m more of an air hockey man myself…
I had an air hockey table in my basement as a kid. No foosball tables at the library, though they do have 3-D printers and virtual reality games. No accounting for priorities.
Ok, so what was your first film at the cinema? Train Pulling Into Station?
The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.
Oh, yes, I saw that too. A man with a beard and a bear. Was it a Sun Life film? Did you enjoy it?
Sunn Classic
Yes it was.
I do remember enjoying it. Would continue to watch movies off and on for the next five decades on the strength of it.
Who would have thought that you would end up one of the most august names in the history of film cirticism?