Or, to give it the full works, this is John Carpenter’s Assault on Precinct 13, and early example of a director’s name being included in the title of a film. If that sounds pretentious, it’s the direct opposite of what Assault on Precinct 13 is. This 1976 movie, shot for a low budget and featuring a cast you’ll struggle to recognise, is the template for every calling card debut, including Reservoir Dogs. Make it small, make it tough, make it fast and make it cheap; everybody wants to make a thriller like that, but only the very best can make the dough rise.
That’s not to say errors aren’t made. Carpenter regrets some of the most explosive content here, notably the death of a young girl (Escape to Witch Mountain’s Kim Richards) in the infamous ice-cream truck sequence. And of course, there’s no precinct 13 in this film, it’s precinct 9. But otherwise, it’s hard to fault that tactics used here, which influenced everything from The Terminator to Die Hard. Lt Bishop (Austin Stoker) gets a tough assignment; holding things down at a soon-to-close police station in a desolate LA province. Napoleon Wilson (Darwin Joston) is amongst the crime in the holding pen, and proves something of an asset when a heavily armed gang named Street Thunder attempt to invade the heavily embedded police station.
Is there a cooler character in 70’s cinema that Napoleon Wilson? He gets the girls, he kills the baddies, and in terms of ‘he acts like he doesn’t care but he does’, Wilson makes Han Solo look positively indecisive. His catchphrase “Gotta smoke?’ recalls the Hawksian inspiration for Assault, and many of Carpenter’s other films too, but you don’t need to know your Westerns to dig this film; even the female characters (Nancy Loomis, Laurie Zimmer) are well-drawn. The baddies, however, are largely kept off screen; this film has a siege mentality, and fits in that file alongside Zulu and Aliens.
Written, edited and directed by Carpenter, this would already be a tour de force, but the music score takes things to another level. The ideal accompaniment for the brooding urban visuals, the rise and fall of the synth score expresses far more than might be expected; the tension as the station is gradually overrun is perfectly captured. The 2005 remake, in retrospect, isn’t a bad film at all, but there’s no chance of capturing the street-tough magic of this hard-as–nails genre classic.
On Amazon Prime in the UK.
You cannot beat Carpenter. I’ve watched this for dozens of times, and I’m having fun every time. The same goes for any other film of his.
I think this stands up unbelievably well and won’t rest until everyone has seen it.
It’s got very empty around these parts, hasn’t it? Popularity of the blog on the decrease? It feels like you’ve lost around half of your readers (two)!
Still on course for over a quarter million readers this year, how about you?
‘On course’ for a quarter million readers? How’d you work that one out? I struggle to believe you strayed into the depths of mathematics…
Yup, if I get the same readership I have over the last three months, that’ll be over a quarter million this year. You got anything useful to contribute?
So you expect to sustain reading numbers from the three previous turbulent months for five unpredictable ones into the future?
My numbers are up week on week, month on month. Can’t have the kind of exposure that my live murder of Paddington did all the time, but it certainly turbo-charged the numbers. Happy to block time-wasters.
I was going to mention the adorable little bear’s MURDER. Perhaps you need to kill off another innocent, globally-loved character: Nemo? Wall-E? Yogi Bear? Mason Verger? Really, any of them! Take your pick!
In other news: “block time-wasters”? Is that a threat? Alex banned. Fraggle abandoned. Lovable Otsy killed off. I’d be checking my back if I was Booky…
I’m not performing tricks for your entertainment. Not keen on engaging with passing wallopers. I sit like Michael Corleone at the end of Godfather 2, having eliminated everyone who stood in my way. Victory is mine!
Have you watched Godfather 3? Yeah. You’ll end up dead. But only after a series of incredibly awful and boring events.
I’m living through one right now…
I hope you’re talking about lockdown and the whole coronvirus fiasco. And not this conversation.
Whaddya mean I’m abandoned????
I wondered that too.
Well I am ‘doon sooth’ at the minute, but I drove myself here and I’ll drive mtself back home, no-one left me here. Just so we’re all on the same page here.
I’m not sure whether I’m expected to organise military extractions for all my most respected commenters. But no-one is left behind or abandoned. A terrible slur.
That would be a good string to add to your bow, I could have done with a military extraction today.
Just send the co-ordinates, I’ll send Stratham down.
Haha I wish! Made me laugh though so jobs a good’un.
I’m sticking with it.
You just got toasted.
Saw this at the Edinburgh Film Festival and like everyone else was knocked out and especially by the music. Napoleon Wilson is a legend.
I was just going to ask if there was a reboot because this sounded vaguely familiar and outside of Star Wars, and one or two others, I simply am not familiar with 70’s movies.
I guess I’ll have to wait until it’s free on prime. It seems like the kind of movie that should be 🙂
Yup, the 2005 remake is on Netflix in the UK, and the original 1976 film is on Prime for free. May not be right now in the US, but these things tend to be on rotation, so hopefully you’ll get a chance. I have viewed this film and can announce it as suitable for you.
I just checked and it’s not free on US prime, but I’ll add it to my watch list so I’ll see once it does go free.
Thanks. I was going to ask next if there was some content that I’d object too 🙂
Quite the opposite. I think this film would be up your street. Or precinct.
If only it was named Precinct 25, then it would have been perfect. Because 25 is my favorite number. I’m kind of surprised, actually, that Carpenter didn’t take that into account when he named this movie.
It’s not too late for him to turn this thing around. Assault on Precinct 25 it is.