My regular reader will know that I’m no devotee of the Marvel brand; the films are a mixed bag, even if the admirable continuity, big-name casting and injections of humour make these films tolerable for the casual viewer. Bringing in fresh directors has also been a plus, with Shane Black, Taika Waititi and others managing to make more personable movies than the house style might seem to allow. Thus Phase IV begins by bringing back a neglected character, Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow, and hiring arty Cate Shortland to direct; with a directive to expand the female side of the MCU, Black Widow’s mission is to take the franchise in a more feminine and feminist direction.
A lengthy prologue establishes the kind of broken family of genetic super-soldiers that we might expect from a Black Widow origin story; Stranger Things’ David Harbour and Rachel Weisz are the parents, and Florence Pugh is Yelena, another surrogate child being brought up in the US. Fast-forward to 2016, and Natasha Romanov (Johansson) and Yelena encounter a substance called Red Dust, which enables them to escape from the domineering power of the Red Room, the source of the genetically engineered super-soldiering business. Natasha and Yelena are re-united with their adoptive parents, and set a collision course with those who seek to enforce servitude on them and other women.
Those who find the epic scale and pomposity of the MCU somewhat exhausting should warm to the reduced stakes and personal drama here; Black Widow feels like a super-charged spy-movie, albeit one obsessed with displaying female posteriors. Johansson is terrific as Romanov, pushing much further to humanise the character than the vapid sex-doll featured in several earlier entries; this version of Black Widow is easily the fullest incarnation of a character given short shrift up until now. The fringe notes are interesting too; Romanov watches Moonraker on her laptop, quite a juxtaposition to put the old Bond against the angst-ridden espionage game of today. Black Widow also seems anxious about the effectiveness of her septic tank, although frustratingly this plot-element is largely left unexplored. But the jokes here and better than most comedies, from Weisz picking up after an action scene by nattering away on her phone like a mother on the school-run to Yelena’s constant belittling of Natasha as a ‘poser’.
And the action isn’t bad either, with a decent car-chase through the busy streets of ‘Budaphest’ and a pretty awesome helicopter-prison break that goes south rapidly. That Yelena comes out laughing after a mistake on her part causes a deadly avalanche reveals a problem; the small stakes of the story don’t quite sync with the huge-scale set pieces. And a lengthy scene in which Ray Winstone repeatedly punches Johansson in the face is regrettable. One of the elements of the old cinema we could do without is violence to women, and although Shortland has crafted a snazzy summer action film, it would have been nice for Black Widow to skip this particular man-hurts-woman cliché. Such reservations aside, Black Widow delivers the goods as a summer blockbuster; as a curtain-call for Johansson, this kicks the requisite ass.
I got really annoyed with the timing factor, we know Scarlett’s character wont get killed off so that’s all the tension gone already in those fight scenes. Also that after credits scene… is this a shameless plug of a series to come???
I can’t keep track who is alive or dead in real life never mind the MCU. The dead ones are prolific.
Without giving away spoilers more people died in the Moldavian wedding massacre in Dynasty.
An opportunity lost with “black” being a handle for a lily white actor. 🙂
I suspect that will be the next move with this character…
There were a couple moments tailor-made for Pitch Meetings’ “whoopsie!” tagline: ignoring the implications of the avalanche and just skipping over her apparent arrest at the end.
The “that would be a cool way to die!” and “this is a much less cool way to die” jokes were my favorite in the movie.
The avalanche thing jumped out at me. But there were enough smart one-liners to paper over the cracks.
I expect that I would have liked this movie much more four years ago, for any number of reasons.
I hear that and get that. I think they were a decade late with this…
Pretty good action-buster on a more intimate scale with comparison to the emotional impact of real family as opposed to the Avengers family. Unusually good origin story and the totally self-absorbed father a hoot. Johansson and Pugh are excellent. The homage to Force Majeure probably went unnoticed. But I did find the relentless extreme close-up composition a bit tedious – at some points I felt we were going to up Scarlet’s nose, all other angles having been used up. A class in the use of the long shot should be compulsory for newcomers. Such quibbles apart it certainly fulfills its promise.
Seeing it later today.
Enjoy!
However much I’m enjoying the septic tank talk, I really do have to bring up waterless systems. It’s actually quite smart – instead of using a septic tank you are basically using your toilet like a compost bin. The toilet has a remote system which drops the waste down a chute to a compost bin. The bin is in a crawlspace somewhere below or outside the home. Environmentally viable, and perfect for people such as Black Widow who don’t have the time or effort to clean their tanks. And, even if you’re not interested in composting because you’re a soulless, tofu-hating facist, there are also incinerating toilets that will burn your waste to ash. It’s fancy stuff. The Japanese love them.
Get real; waterless systems might work for a Harley Quinn animated manga spin-off, but that’s the only DCU character who would be right for what is essentially a composting system. I know there was an Easter egg on the Korean Blu-ray release of Thor the Dark World that suggested that Loki has his own dyno-rod drainage company, but that’s just fan fiction. Romanov has a septic tank and that’s the deal here. Get used to it!
If you ask me, that says more about our superheroes than it does about our toiletry systems. Why aren’t there more supporting sustainable compositing disposals? Another major flaw in these half baked universes. You watch many Korean blu rays?
As fast as they can make ‘em. Zack Snyder pitched a film about Captain America’s sustainable composing system, but the studio balked at the black and white presentation and nine hour run time.
Typical studios. Wouldn’t know a good idea if it slapped them in the face. I heard Snyder was going to meet with Steven Soderbergh to discuss the pro and cons of filming the preparation of okonomiyaki (Japanese dish) with an iPhone or not. Snyder thinks it loses that little pazaz. We all know Soderbergh’s views.
Was Little Pazaz the spin off to The Exorcist following the further adventures of Pazuzu?
Exactly. Jim Parsons to direct.
Kind of sad that the W4 resident expert on all things toiletty is banned from here, he’d have a field day!
I thought your reference to a ‘bore’ was a tip of the hat to the master of the latrine…
no you did not!
He is a terrible bore, and quite unsavory in his habits. Good slam! And congrats on winning the film quiz, always a buzz! Happy to pass the baton of success to a worthy winner like yourself!
Hahaha I only got 3!! Like you didn’t know them all anyway 🙄
This films obsession with bottoms is quite remarkable. All I’m wanting is more about Black Widow’s septic tank. How often does it need emptied? It the job professionally done? Does she get a reduction on water rates? I guess it’s set up nicely for a sequel…
Who is this comment meant for? It’s all by its little lonesome.
Septic tanks are serious business. I don’t feel like this movie is the proper vehicle for such a subject. A documentary following a Licensed Septic Designer and Installer for a year getting down and dirty is much more of the thing. Does National Geographic still make movies?
They must make something. I have a septic tank and would be prepared to give you a tour. You actually have to cross the road to get to it. That’s why I was so captivated that Black Widow had one, but they play it down and I’d rather see a whole franchise devoted to the upkeep proceedures, hosing, and so on. The DCU cannot compete with this idea.
If the Justice League got into the Septic Business, I bet they could really clean up.
Might give the movie franchise a breath of air that is so desperately needed.
As for yours, I don’t see how it can be across the road. That’s not allowed, at least in America.
It’s across the road, I’ve had the lid off and seen inside. We dare to do things here that you cannot imagine. Putting our septic tank where we want them, no questions asked. You don’t see Black Widow’s septic tank in the film, they’re very coy about it, which, given the cameras regular ogling of her backside, seems like a missed opportunity.
It’s not that we don’t dare, it’s that we know better. We learned from the Old World’s mistakes 😉
If I had to choose between a septic tank and Johansen’s backside, the septic tank wins every time. A septic tank is a man’s best gastronomic friend. It never asks questions but simply accepts you as you are.
I have a talking one, it detects your presence and asks you questions about your day. Real pro bit of kit.
Ahhh, the Crapmaster 9000! I’ve heard about them. Big in Japan.
I “heard” from a friend that it will sing you a lullabye if you have the deluxe programmers model. Can you confirm or deny that?
Yes, it’s true, mine sings Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, but you can also get Aerosmith or even The Dooleys.
Ok, is that the REAL Dooleys, or the Dooooooleys? I’ve been fooled before and it really gave me serious trust issues.
Which I totally have under control by the way. Just sayin’…..
Each septic tank is personally signed by the Dooleys, and comes with a signed photo of the band swimming in human filth. Can do better than that. The real deal.
You sold me!
If the Black Widow won’t swim in septic tanks for our entertainment, I’m glad that the Dooley’s man’d up and did the job.
Now, just to make sure, we ARE talking about the Dooley’s and NOT the Dooley Brothers, right?
Glad you’re aboard. The Official Dooleys-endorsed septic tank is a world-beater, you won’t regret this purchase!
From me and my entire Gastrointestinal bits, we thank you from the bottom of our ……
hearts.
Great, I’ll have the contents of my septic tank sent over directly. Enjoy!
Excellent!
I recommend an Antonov AN-225 as its load bearing capacity “should” be big enough. Might have to make 2 trips though….
Yep, it’s a bit bunged up, but spraying it on the outside of your building should help…
Never cared for my neighbors anyway.
They never cared for me, so they’ll deserve what’s coming to them.
We’ll go put on our rain gear to protect against splash back…
Yup, close your windows until the first blast is done.
What is wrong with you people?? Have you never heard of toilets?
Sigh. The toilet runs under the garden and across the street into the septic tank. Everyone is doing it, Black Widow has one in the new movie, they’re all the rage!
I consider myself edumacated in the ways of the septic tank. Looking forward to the one in the movie.
I don’t want to big it up too much because you don’t see it. But it is discussed, so quite tantalizing. They’ve been developing this movie for 16 years, but the idea of Black Widow having a septic tank is the only constant. I think it’s a winner, but then, I’m biased as a proud owner myself.
One day they’ll invent large bore pipes that run underground and connect to your loo and….oh wait!
Can I draw your attention to Booky’s latest comment on septic tanks, it’s a cracker you won’t want to miss.
I can’t reply to Fraggle. There’s not “reply” button for me.
Toilets are to septic tanks what a faucet is to a well.
Consider yourself even more edumacated! Pretty soon you’ll know enough to get your license. Then the fun can REALLY begin.
I’ll draw her attention to this perceptive comment.
Thanks for facilitating the free flow of information. This is very important subject and everyone should self-edumacate themselves to the best of their ability.
There is so much disinformation out there, and I’m delighted for Marvel that their film is stirring such educational debate.
Thanks!
Every day’s a school day!
How did you reply to me? I’m only able to reply because I’m using the notification thingy on wordpress. When I’m on Dix’s site I can only see “like” on comments under the one I replied too.
Teach me, sensei-san!
We must be using the top dollar WP Pro kit…
I guess so! I feel like WP is really letting me down…
We’ll be there for you long after WP has gone.
I just got up from a late morning nap and I used up all my cleverness in replying to Fraggle. So you get the dregs.
Friends good, WP bad…..
That is the takeaway, but there’s no defending her latest slander…
Slander you say? I’m suddenly feeling a burst of energy.
She said I live next to a cess-pit! Hardly well-chosen words!
Considering how you write over on Alex’s blog, is she REALLY that far off? You’re almost a different person there.
How does my accurate assessment of Alex’s inanities have any relation to where I live? Always nice to fraggle, crushed by her cruel words….
Because effluvium has been known to have the same affect as the Ooze from Ghostbusters II.
So your wildly changing personna could have been caused by that.
I just use the ‘reply’ button under your comment. I did it through the reader though, not on Dix’s site itself.
She came round to my house and stole my laptop! Don’t believe this sorcery!
Cap’n Booky can see through your fibs. I was practicing sorcery but of a photographic sort. Don’t even know where your house is! Other than being in Scotland near a cess pit.
Wut?!
Oops I meant septic tank, same thing really I suppose. Anyway no offence meant.
Sigh.
Ahhhh, THAT explains it then. Thank you.
Domo arigato….
Yokatta desu-né. 😊
Sorry, my japanese is limited to what I learned from anime 😀
I get mine from reading Shogun 🤣🤣 that one means ‘my pleasure’.
Now, if only we could learn how to say “Is your septic tank clean”, then we’d be all set.
`Anata no jōkasō wa kireidesu ka’, apparently 🤣
Holy smokes, I’m never going to remember that!
Even if I memorized it, I’d probably end up mangling it and saying something like “Your mother-in-laws is a very clean septic tank”. Then the swords would come out and things would get messy :-/
🤣
Thanks for sharing all this guys, really educational and rewarding for all.
Sounds like the excuse I’ve been looking for to get back inside a theater. I saw many of the early Marvel films but lost interest before BW showed up. Will I enjoy it without any BW history?
Yes, absolutely since I have no idea where this fits and it didn’t trouble me at all. Big screen movie.
Ahhh, I had some snazzy comments about equality, patriarchy, face punching, dynamite and bottoms.
But it only presented you with unpleasant options and that’s just not the thing this early in the morning.
I’m going to be passing on this. I’m done with the MCU and not even a Spiderman movie could bring me back at this point. Any future superhero movie viewings will be pure accidents on my part.
The comment at the top was my response to this, but you can feel free to ignore this one.
noooo, ignore it? I can’t do that. That would be morally reprehensible.
Like punching a woman in the face….
I really could have lived without that scene.