In the wake of Trainspotting, British cinema threw the baby out with the bathwater in the desire to create films for the Cool Britannia brand; the result was the old-school British drama got left behind. Last Orders felt like a missable proposition in 2001, a drab-looking film that failed to connect with audiences or awards juries, despite a cast almost entirely made up of iconic actors. Re-issued some two decades later, Fred Schepisi’s serious-minded drama is a worthwhile revival, an underrated film that never got its time in the spotlight.
It’s a grumpy old men scenario; a group of oldies meet in a London pub after the death of life-and-soul-of-the-party Jack (Michael Caine), a professional butcher. The atmosphere is appropriately sombre, but less so when we flash back to Jack’s heyday, with David Hemmings, Bob Hoskins and Tom Courtenay portraying the close pals who made the local boozer rock. Different shades of grief are displayed by Jack’s widow Amy (Helen Mirren) and his adoptive son Vince (Ray Winstone), but the key proves to be a bet with borrowed money that Jack arranges on his deathbed in an attempt to secure Amy’s future.
The title Last Orders means closing time in British pubs, but the title of Graham Swift’s book also chimes with the last orders Jack provides for his friends, who are sent to Margate Pier with Jack’s ashes to scatter them to the seaside winds. ‘In Margate?’ says Ray (Hoskins) incredulously when Amy talks of starting a new life; wherever they go, the characters are haunted by memories of the past that they can’t overcome. Schepisi has pulled off strong theatrical adaptations with Plenty and Six Degrees of Separation, and largely manages the same trick here, snapping back and forwards in time without too much sentimentality, and getting uniformly good performances from his cast, including Stephen McCole, who makes a strong impression as young Winstone.
Anglophiles will dig the pawky Britishness of Last Orders; it’s always good to hear the phrase ‘knocking shop’ in a film. Perhaps the photography of Trainspotting’s Brian Tufano created the wrong expectations, but Last Orders stands up better now than it did in 2001, and the elegiac sadness of the reflection on alcohol-soaked lives still has a bitter pungency today. Helen Mirren looking sadly at a car dealership from the upstairs of a passing double-decker bus is British cinema in a nutshell, and that formula is seen to some effect here.
Thanks to Vertigo for advance access to this title. Last Orders is re-issued in the UK from May 24th 2021.
Picked this up in a charity shop here in Finland and tried to wat h it once, but got worried it would be too depressing, definitely going back on the review pile. You have definitely got my interest
It is depressing, but the bar on misery has been raised quite a bit since then, and it feels busy compared to today’s downbeat dramas.
It’s worth it for that cast. I do like a good all star cast. Plus I’d rather see them in something like this rather than a guest star in Casualty.
Saw this upon original release. I thought it was pretty solid viewing and rather a joy to see this cast at work. Looking forward to seeing it again now it’s been rereleased…
Solid is the right word. A terrific cast, and it does what it sets out to do. Worth saving as a time-capsule of great British talent.
An interesting wee film back in the day and probably worthy of a 20th anniversary revival, but a particularly British kind of film with a great cast.
Agree on all points. Could have made a case for a four, it’s easy to watch and enjoy, but probably not helped by many other films existing with the same ash scattering theme.
Oh, yikes! Never. This is a big no no. Just sounds like a bunch of old white English geezers who like to drink, but then their friend died. But their friend was Michael Caine. I weep for them.
I can see that too.
I love that cast, hopefully it will be on prime or Netflix at some point. Bob Hoskins is one of my faves.
Hoskins is good in this, his scenes with Mirren in particular. It’s a solid film that should find a few takers.
It’s on my list. BTW have you got a review of The Young Americans?
Good shout, not thought of that film for a while, thought it was good back in the day. Are you reviewing it?
No but Phil wants to see it as do I, thought you might have done it at some point and I’d know if it was worth getting.
Not much action but a good cast and slickly put together.
Ta.
Caine as a dead boozer. Man, talk about really tempting me. I think I’m going to have to pass though. I bet that comes as a real surprise to you 😀
But it’s a good film, and you know it’s good, because there is Michael Caine, there he is, in the picture, you can see him, he’s in the film so it must be good. Not a lot of people know that; Michael Caine= Good Film.
Exactly. That’s why I was so tempted.
I can see that.
Thankfully, I’m the better man and overcame temptation…
I remember liking the book, but boy did Graham Swift go downhill after.
Is there a knocking shop in B-field? Asking for a friend.
What happened to Graham Swift? He won the Booker for this, back when that was a thing. Is ‘all downhill’ good or bad?
Bling-field hasn’t got a cashpoint never mind a knocking shop.
All downhill is bad. I thought Waterland and Last Orders were exceptional. Since then he’s seemed really bland.
You could turn that library/shipping container into a knocking shop I’ll bet.
There’s bits of this film that suggest a really good book, other bits, less so. But unfashionability seems to be a thing here, Ian McEwan seems to have this lit genre sewn up.
Do you even know what a knocking shop is?
They sell knockers. *sigh*
That sounds to me like you are bluffing. What kind of knockers? I must have specifics.
This is a PG rated blog. Leave the adult content to me.
What is the Best Little Knockshop in Scotland? Why are you writing about this stuff so much recently?
Got Demi Moore in Striptease on the way, is that in the ‘this stuff’ ballpark you describe?
Sounds very va-va-voom.
Yikes? It was a Carl Hiaassen adaptation, so that’s why I was watching it. Always keeping a supply of the most interesting movies for the many, many readers of this website.
What kind of adult content do you offer? Charlie Chan Does Dallas?
I did Mr. Adam Bitt at Convent.
https://alexonfilm.com/2015/02/22/mr-adam-bitt-at-convent-1925/
In what way was this Mr Bitt ‘did’ by you?
He didn’t diddle himself.
I never suggested he did. So you are running an erotic review blog?
I’m doing bins now!
You can run but you cannot hide!
I clicked on the link. Plenty of diddling going on there. 😳
Yup, seems like Baldy has been running a sideline as a seedy pornographer. No wonder his bins take him all day to empty. Shocking.
Well he is French you know!!
No excuse for filth.
It’s only filth in Blingfield, it’s erotica in France. Duh!
Tell it to the judge. I assume Alex is currently helping authorities with their enquiries.
He’ll charm his way out of it, it’s the accent.
His Inspector Clouseau accent…knew he was a wrong ‘un. And to think we’d proposed a cruise with him, we could have been murdered in our beds!
Ah no not by Alex, he’s a pussy cat really.
He’s a menace.
To you maybe…. to me not so much 😀
Should be behind bars.
Ooh yes I can just imagine him making patterns on the latte’s.
In jail! He even looks like a child’s drawing of a convict!
Cruelty thy name is Dix!
Not me that ever claimed that name! I knew he’d start making pervy moves on us, saw it coming! A smut-peddler is what he is!
Makes a change I suppose.
From what?
Emptying bins.
That’s not all he does to them.
Those poor bins…
That’s “dirt merchant” to the likes of you.
Sheesh, a hero can’t even find a loyal sidekick these days.
Ok, Alex Good: Dirt Merchant it is.
Did you think me or fraggle were going to be your sidekick? You’ll have another think coming, buster.
Who would want to be associated with the Fu Manchu of Canadian soft-core crime?
I haven’t applied for sidekick, depends on the salary.
You think the hairless one has cash? I doubt it. Real people don’t need sidekicks.
We already settled your sidekick-dom here:
https://overtheshoulder129848657.wordpress.com/2021/05/16/quiz-whos-the-sidekick/
Are you pimping out DJ Otzi’s quiz? Think you’ll find I scored full marks on the last one!
I dispute full marks, as you blantely cheated. And he can pimp out my quizzes as much as he likes – he’s a very naturally talented pimp. I’m going for those 9000 comments.
Blantely?
Blatantly. Your horse must be having a negative influence on me.
I take accusations of cheating very seriously. As a frequent winner, I am often subjected to such unjust allegations. I will accept an apology and a charitable donation to any charity that will pass the money directly to me.
Will the cat spaying charity do?
Shedley says no.
Boo!
I’m getting used to winning as well, btw. Did you see I won Brian’s prize? It’s a great honour.
Stop the Count!
No part-time pimps around here.
So it’s the hours that you put in to your ignoble profession that are under dispute?
If you’re going to do something you should do it right. I should be charging you tuition. But I guess as a sidekick you count as an intern/apprentice.
I have no interest in your sordid doings, nor learning anything from your soiled mind, as if that was possible.
Get on with your quiz, that should be a laugh for us all.
Now, now. Since I’m not paying you I obviously can’t cut your salary. But I can write a bad reference!
You can write a bad review, I’ll give you that, sunshine.