Buongiorno, boys! Next year will be 25 years since Austin Powers became a pop-culture thing; a quarter century since putting out-dated sexist attitudes under a bell-jar for comedic examination became a way to popularise sexist attitudes all over again under the guise of nostalgia. Spoofs are plentiful, but after an initial muted cinematic outing, Mike Myers’ creation rang bells on home video, and then through two expanded sequels. Adding less inspired characters, however, watered down the funny, and the first Austin Powers film is probably the most consistent of the franchise.
A British spy who is not quite in the class of Bond, Austin Powers has the chest hair of Connery, the evening wear of George Lazenby and the puns of Roger Moore; his teeth also leave something to be desired. Frozen in 1967, he’s re-awoken in 1997 to stop the nefarious plans of Dr Evil, a Blofeld to his ersatz Bond. Both men are played by Myers, so it’s as well they only meet once; Elizabeth Hurley provides most of the conflict as woke agent Felicity Shagwell, who rejects Powers’ crude overtures and tries to educate him in the ways of the modern world, a world that Powers’ gung-ho sexual revolutionary attitude ill prepares him for. An Austin Powers 4 has been mooted for some time, and that wouldn’t be a bad thing; when the central gag is about changing times, one imagines Powers would have plenty to occupy him in the era of cancel culture.
As always with Myers, there’s a few excisable jokes too far; the references to carnies, and the Princess Diana joke haven’t gained with age, nor has the inessential Tom Arnold toilet etiquette sequence. But the vast majority of Jay Roach’s film is pretty much on point. The character comedy makes great play of educating a cave-man as to the need to respect women, while the parody of 60’s movies is sharp. Seth Green’s bit as Dr Evil’s son is notably straight-shooting; when his father announces that Austin and Felicity will be killed by fish with lazers attached to their heads, Scott Evil not unreasonably can’t understand why his father won’t just go route one and shoot them. The fault-line of generational conflict is consistent throughout, but there’s also time to ridicule movies in general, from Basil Exposition to the army of fembots who do the Dr’s bidding, Stepford-wives who explode with suppressed passion after hearing The Divinyls’ rarely played hit anthem to self-exploration I Touch Myself. Music fans will also appreciate the inclusion of a full video by the Ming Tea band and their rousing song eulogising the exotic qualities of the BBC.
The Austin Powers films have been released in slightly different versions in different territories over the years; this new blu-ray has most of the best bits intact. Guest stars include Will Ferrell, Carrie Fisher, Rob Lowe, Christian Slater, Burt Bacherach; there’s rarely a lull in proceedings, and even if some the jokes are ancient, that’s the point. Austin Powers is amusing precisely because of the age and silliness of the jokes, and part of the appeal is watching a new generation wrestle with the gags. Comedy is a lot of hard work, but Myers and co make it look both easy and fun, and Austin Powers deserves its place amongst the comedy greats.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery on collector’s edition Blu-ray, DVD and Digital 19 April from Icon Film Distribution. Thanks for advanced access to this title.
Yeah baby! Unlike the rest of my generation, I watched Austin Powers later in life. When I finally saw them, I couldn’t stop laughing.
These are proper funny films at any age!
Great spoof. One of the few that actually worked. Mostly, it’s a few lame jokes and a quick attempt to cash in on a mainstream success and this probably benefitted from being so far down the line from the original James Bond bonanza.
And yet STV’s Saturday night movie a few weeks back was… Dr No. Maybe some things are beyond parody…
spoofing is hard work, Austin Powers was really just a sillier, in-your-face version of In Like Flint, but for us MTV generation folk. By the time later installations came out and he was lampooning Studio 54, I was no longer getting the jokes either! But the sequence of him demanding 1 million dollars was both the most obvious joke (oh yeah inflation), and so well performed you couldn’t help laughing. Can Mike Meyers be too much? Too much “yeah baby” and too much with the ugly . . . probably, but then gratuitous does seem to be a style of humor. Nice review!
I am a fan, even if I fast forward through some of the uglier jokes in the other two films. Too much fat suit and scab eating, both off-message for this kind of enterprise. It’s a taste thing, I guess, but the vast majority of the gags come up shining, so we can forget the misses….
It’s a great idea (at the time overdue) handled by a talented comic, but like so many good things (Jim Carey always comes to mind) it got over-worked. A tendency of our entertainment mission is to drag every last possible dime out of a successful enterprise. Ride the horse til it drops and then eat the horse.
I hear you. I do think there’s great comic invention in all three films, but rewatching potential is dimmed for me by too many low-blow gags about obesity or facial moles. Having read the scripts before shooting, they had many, better jokes. Like the girl at the party who is sweet talking her lover, who introduces himself as Thor. ‘You’re Thor?’ She says. ‘I’m so Thor I can hardly Thit down’. Classic stuff.
I was also thinking of the spoof Tooken which I can’t tell you much about except that it made me laugh hard. We seem to be in an age of taking ourselves VERY seriously. Reno 911 was one of my favorites though they fearlessly delved into some very visceral humor as well.
I’ll investigate both of these, not many great spoofs out there…
I would rather scoop my eyes out with a teaspoon than watch this puerile shite. Wait, am I allowed to say shite on here? No matter if it isn’t,it is the only word that fits.
Sigh. You did say you had no sense of humour.
Maybe hanging out with the grand-masters in this comments section will help you grasp the joke…
I did not say that at all, I find lots of things funny. No problem hanging out with Cap’n Booky and M.de Gaul.
They are funny peculiar, which is different.
Maybe so, they still make me laugh. They’re ambidextrous.
Like watching a tiny robin attempting to carry off a bit of bread bigger than itself, there’s a certain pathos in watching them try and express themselves in words, I’ll give you that, sunshine.
I saw this and never saw any of the sequels. Crass and crude are not my thing.
Not even a satire on crass and crude?
Nope, not even then.
I did find it funny, but that is rarely enough on it’s own.
Funny, but not cute?
Correct. There was nothing cute about this.
*groans* Stand Up Virgin Soldiers! and now Austin Powers? What are you trying to do to me?
Educate you, dear boy.
You’re doing the polar opposite!
Aha, now you ARE learning something, grasshopper. Not all teachers have a classroom….
I’m confused. You’re a terrible teacher. What have I learnt? And it’s clear you’ve been watching too much Charlie Chan, grasshopper.
Questioning the teacher is first part of learning.
Not if you don’t answer my questions.
Ok, ask away…
He doesn’t know Charlie Chan. He only goes as far back as Scooby-Doo.
wut? Who are you adressing?
You! I can see why you would find mysteries confusing . . .
You what? I’ve got silent films on my blog, Bunty! Do your research before lobbing your ill-chosen insults!
Nonsense. Nothing but 2021 award chum getting reviewed here. Fact.
“award chum’?
*sigh* Chum: “Bait usually consisting of oily fish ground up and scattered on the water.” Hence, crappy movies looking to win awards. Try to keep up.
Are you reviewing oily fish? Would be as relevant as Charlie Chan movies…
How centimetres in a meter?
100
Impressive, impressive. Not over yet though. What’s Mr Burns catchphrase?
You spin me right round like a record baby right round.
Wrong, I was looking for ‘excellent…’ Another catchphrase: who says, ‘lovely jubbly’?
I’m sorry, Pete Burns has a worthwide hit with that song and that will always be his catchphrase. FACT!
Alex says that when he sees an old Charlie Chan movie.
Obviously, I was not referring to Pete Burns. I was referring to The Simpsons main antagonist Montgomery Burns. And you haven’t answered the third question.
It was the ad slogan for a soft drink called Jubbly.
Ok, that is true, but I was looking for Only Fools and Horses. I’ll give you the point anyway.
Great, what do I win?
27th in a fake award.
Where were you placed? hahahhaha
I told you – 32nd.
Not placed at all, then? Or are you suggesting that you will be listed as 32nd when the rest of the list is published? Egg on your face if not….
Egg me all day long. I’m 32nd.
On the unpublished list?
Oui.
Mais non, mon petit chou…
Sorry, just spent three hours searching this up on Google translate. Still not sure what it entirely means.
No, my little cabbage…
Well excuse me if I don’t know French. This could be even worse than when I don’t get a pop culture reference.
Oh, behave! (Pop culture reference)
Austin Powers! Boom!
Can’t imagine how you got that one!
He who squanders today talking about yesterday’s triumphs, have nothing to boast of tomorrow. Or today apparently.
wut?
Otsy still banging on about being 32 and doing Charlie Chan quotes, thought I’d find him one relevant to his situation.
Quite amazing that this is the most relevant review Alex could find to publish today. Never mind Austin Powers, he’s living in another era…
Yes, a gentler funnier era.
Is this some kind of complaint? Is it?
Nope, just an observation.
Just watch it…
Watch what? Not this movie that’s for sure!
Anyone with a normal sense of humility might enjoy this…
Humour is what that said before my phone changed it…
I know Fraggle said observation, but for me, definitely complaint.
What are you complaining about, Bunty?
The simple things. Life. Young people. The torygraph. Fake awards. French cabbages. So many things.
Wasn’t aware fake awards were a problem?
Interesting you chose to put a question mark after a statement. What’s that about? And yes, fake awards are a problem. They plague blogs everyday.
Haven’t noticed them plaguing your blog hahahaha
Ha ha ha. Very funny. *insert pop culture reference here*
Maybe you could ask Alex for tips on accessing the latest movies?
Well the new Charlie Chan certainly looks interesting. I’m sure I’ll get round to it.
I’m seeing it in 3D and IMAX if the publicist will let me. Everyone is talking about what crazy turn the Charlie Chan franchise might take next!
What wild times we live in!
What a time to be alive!
“Damn right!” – Charlie Chan
Think this applies more to Dix than me…
Pfft you mentioned it first today pet.
But I didn’t create a fake award! You’re losing sight of real problem! Don’t allow him to do this to you!
Sigh. Divvent howk it bonny lad, yee’re getting yersel into a propa radgie. Give up shootin an bawlin there’s nee point.
I hope OTS brought his dictionary with him…
Which dictionary is that? Newcastle English Dictionary? I only understand Oxford, my good chum.
Oxford, is that a football team?
The Oxford English Dictionary. Jeez.
What about it? A good read?
A very good read. I’ll get it for your birthday.
I’ll take the cash alternative if you don’t mind.
No, I’ve already settled on the dictionary – I think you’re really going to like it!
Great. The tradition is to put a £20 note between each page…
How many pages in a dictionary? Maybe I’ll buy you the Newcastle one. Then I’ll only have to put £40 in there…
That sounds like a slight on Newcastle. Fraggle?
No no no never a slight against Newcastle. Fraggle does not need to get involved.
I – ahem – well, yes, I see your point, you have a lot good, ur, reasoning there, obviously, but- I’m struggling to fully appreciate your- your wider point, if I’m being clear there, which I hope I am.
Yes you are. How many people write your blog?
7. Why?
7?? So how do we know which one you are?
In a way, I’m all of them…
So not really 7 then, just you.
You’re no fun. Yes, just me.
I am fun. And funny. So why on your blog home page does it say ‘read our blog’? Are you suffering from dissociative identity disorder?
you’re googling that aren’t you?
Maybe, I’m not sure. Not sure if that Google reference is towards me either, but I’ll have you know I’ve watched Fight Club so I do know what dissociative identity disorder is, thank you very much. I wrote ‘our’ for unexplained reasons. Maybe it’s more inclusive instead of ‘my’? I don’t know.
Okidoki, just wondered. You should change it to ‘my’ though if you want all the credit for the work. No good giving your acollades and awards away to non existent people.
You’re right. Check it in 5 mins!
I checked, and immediately was drawn to pressing the ‘read my blog button’, I wasn’t when I didn’t know who was what or not. Also that’s a really cool front page. Nice work.
Thanks Fraggle. Very kind words. I like your pretty pictures!
Which theme are you using, I tried one with a front. page slide show and couldn’t get it to work, though I don’t think it’s the same as yours.
I think it’s called Maywood or something like that. Usually used for a restaurant homepage, but I thought it looked good.
It does. Ok over and out, time to join hub in watching homeland. See you tomorrow probs. If you’re lucky 🤣
Have fun!
Ffs, get a room, Bunties.
Bunties? Is that the plural term for Bunty?
Yup.
Oh pardon me for having a non-aggressive and quasi friendly conversation on your little post. I thought it made a nice change from the usual belligerenticality. Sigh.
Defending the good name of your locale.
accolades not acollades, oops. Accolades meaning praise, acollades is what drunks ask for to sober up, my bad, apologies.
Chan’s your daddy. Fact.
I wouldn’t be surprised. The brains pass down from generations.
I’m not sure hand-me-down brains are a thing….
Chan would disagree.
“Sponges have holes. They hold water.” How’d you like them apples?
I saw that one already, what else have you got?
Ur… “Mind like parachute – only function when open.”
or in the case of your mind, ‘only used once’.
Foolish rooster who stick head in lawnmower end in stew.
Of course…
Jeezis. Twenty-five years. Makes me feel a bit like I’ve slept through a few decades myself.
I felt that myself, 25 years. And to think that they felt 1997 was a repressive time for Austin to visit. Mind you, based on your vintage review today, you’re living culture wars from almost 100 years ago…
*sigh* Some of us have respect for the great tradition. On to F9 with you.
What great tradition would that be, Bunty?
You whippersnappers think you know it all, with your computers and your World Wide Internets. Well back in the day we had this thing called vaudeville. And peep shows!
I’m sure you did, granpa. Now drink your milk and I’ll warm your day-bed up for you.