An unheralded hit of nuclear proportions back in 1990, Pretty Woman is one of these lightning-in-a-bottle films that defies remakes or imitation; I did read the proposed script for Pretty Woman 2, and it wasn’t pretty at all. Catching the right two stars at just the right point, it’s a rom-com where the com is surprisingly sophisticated, and the rom is remarkably woke. Those seeking a hard-hitting expose of the business of prostitution should look elsewhere, but Gary Marshall’s celebrated film is a perfect film for Valentine’s Day, served up on Amazon Prime in the UK.
In a constantly sunny Hollywood several degress from reality, two people make a business arrangement. Vivian (Julia Roberts) is a call-girl of little experience, dragged into the profession by her garrulous friend Kit (Laura San Giacomo). A chance meeting brings her into the orbit of corporate asset stripper Edward (Richard Gere) as he struggles to master a stick-shift sports car on a dusky LA evening; they agree that Vivian will keep him company over the next week while Edward masterminds the destruction of a munitions firm owned by James Morse (Ralph Bellamy). The deception does not fool the manager of the hotel Edward is staying in, played by Hector Elizondo, nor Edward’s business associates, namely the crude Stuckey (Seinfeld’s Jason Alexander). But this temporary marriage of convenience does work for those who contrived it, namely Vivian and Edward who find themselves falling in love.
Modern blockbusters are all star, fabricated franchise tentpoles; by comparison, Pretty Woman seems as natural and spontaneous as a school play. Roberts was an unfamiliar presence, and her naturalness works wonders for Vivian; together with Kat, they strikes a blow for sex-workers by constantly exposing the hypocrisy of those around them in a defiant, rebellious way. It’s only the minor characters like Stuckey who sit in judgement; Barnard Thompson, the hotel’s manager, quickly sees the truth in what’s going on. Marshall steps away from all slapstick potential, and serves up a story that’s finely balanced between male and female fantasy. Though Vivian, Edward learns to act with kindness and mercy, and to experience the world around him. Edward’s twit-wealth allows Vivian the fantasy of unlimited shopping power, but the experience is not fulfilling; when he self-righteously claims that he’s never treated her as a prostitute, she tartly responds that he just did. Perhaps in the version mooted with Albert Brooks and Diane Lane, directed by Werner Herzog, that might have been where the story ended, but not here.
“What happens when the prince rescues the princess?’ asks Edward as he climbs Vivian’s fire-escape in a finale lightly drizzled with Roxette. ‘She rescues him right back.’ is her snappy answer. For thirty years since, almost all rom-coms have considered the issue of male-fear-of-commitment as the key thing to be overcome in relationships, but Pretty Woman resolves it by equating it with vertigo; reducing male fears to something to get over with a little female help. And while this may be a shallow film in terms of considering serious issues in a lighthearted way; with Erin Brokovich and Time Out of Mind, both stars have ably demonstrated since that they can get serious about real-life social issues when required. For those keen to avoid the racist interludes in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Pretty Woman offers a similarly deft alternative, packing off the seedy side of life for discussion another day and coming up with something fresh, vital and ridiculously wholesome instead.
Excellent reassessment of a popular film. I had considered none of your conclusions so that makes you pretty insightful.
Thanks. I do like this film, and miss the days when character was more important than razzle-dazzle…
Reporting for duty, sir’s & ma’am!
I regret to inform all interested that the Space Time Continuum here at Ol’10’s blog is permanently broken. Even taking the drastic step of pouring half a can of rockstar energy drink into the flux capacitor wasn’t enough to warp up the positron levels. We’re dead in the water.
I called a specialist I know, a little guy named Lucky and he said even Warwick couldn’t fix a blog that reviews both Lepreconn & Pretty Woman. Something about unknown power of the stars being greater than reality? Anyway, I tried.
I suspect this means that our plans to impeach Ol’10 are now stymied. I’m going to blame it all on his warlock powers that he learned from Crowley when raising Nessie from the hellgate in the house next to his.
What drivel is this? Have you got anything sensible to say about this lovely film? No? Then shut your trap, Bunty!
Here we go again….
That’s MISTER buNty to you. Everyone else can call me Mr Bun-buns…
I have no words, refer you to my previous comment!
Ha, silenced the great censor with my impeccable logic and complete control of the english language.
Oh, you a gob-speaker too? I’ll red card all three of you, including Shakespeare’s sister!
You can’t red card Shakespeare’s sister, she wrote the Wizard of Oz!
What kind of monster are you?!?!?
Right, Red Card for Bookstooge, five blog suspension!
Yes, but I have SIX blogs. Ha!
On your way, sunshine. You and fraggle red carded, and suspended!
I’m using my 6th blog privilege. It’s immune to all cardings….
Just chat. Off you pop!
You’re not the boss of me….
Making your comment vanish is just the start. Kneel!
I kneel to no man, and you’re no man!
Right, I’m off to the co-op. Anyone need anything?
Cookies. I like the chocolate and peanut butter ones…
Anything else?
A box of lucky charms, with strawberry milk.
Sigh.
Cheese. Please.
Got that already.
And a yellow card for you too just for being silly.
Oh please. I ignore all your silly cards. They mean this * snaps fingers *
Now, get me some chairs so we can have a properly violent cage match….
Booky, I’ve been replying on your post and the comments have disappeared I think I got spammed!! 🤣🤣
Ohhhhhh, that mean Ol’10, trying to silence the Will of the People…..
Yup!
Well, Mister Dictator, your day is coming! I’m in contract talks with Madame Guilloteen…
Who? Fraggle?
Thanks for the heads up. Stupid akismet!
Probably Ol’10 had a hand in it. I’m apparently red carded I think from your blog but I’m ignoring it, I won’t desert you in your hour of need.
Red carded and suspended. Both of you. Shame. So sad.
Okidoki I got cheese to grate anyway.
I’ll get some grated stuff while I’m out. That all?
Wine would be good, just a cheeky little rose with a French accent.
Lovely, I’ll see what the have.
Chin chin 🤪
I just checked my spam folder and there you were. Put them back in their proper place.
Now I’ll have to check the spam folder regularly since Ol’10 seems to be in cahoots with Akismet, the servant of evil….
He’s bad to the bone!
Haha! I’m just getting started!
Red carded. Both of you. I expect the space time continuum to collapse soon.
Pfft. 🙄
I always avoided this film, in part, I suspect, because of the twit-wealth involved, but because I felt like I’d seen it . . . Barbara played the kooky hustler role a couple of times (though with far less seriousness) and there was that old french variation with young Shirley McClaine and Jack Lemon – title of which I can’t be bothered to look up at the moment, but this one looks like it was more sincere. Maybe I’ve been unfair. I wouldn’t be the first time.
I’m not sure that many prostitution comedies hit the mark for me; Irma La Douce I think is the one you mean. I think Disney’s involvement here with what was originally a dark script is the key; like Top Gun, the result is very different from the original intentions, but simplifies a bitter sweet story to such an extend that it’s charming. Give it a go!
YES that’s it, Irma La Douce — I wonder if prostitution (benign and otherwise) feels pretty much familiar ground for probably any but the most successful of actors.
It’s a tough subject for a rom com, and that’s why this is such a one-off movie…
I love this film. You could guess I would love this film. I love this review, as well–it captures what is great about Pretty Woman, and why it’s a step above other rom-coms, and why it holds up so well.
My favorite line:
“Modern blockbusters are all star, fabricated franchise tentpoles; by comparison, Pretty Woman seems as natural and spontaneous as a school play.”
This is a film we’ll be watching and writing about 100 years from now.
Well done.
Thank you! I think this is a classic, and was surprised how gentle and refined it was. It’s warm and fuzzy, and not as problematic as I expected. Felt good at the time, but to revamp an old cliche, they simply do not make them like this any more. And yes, I think people will still dig this long after we’re all gone…
So obviously I just replied to Alex’s comment unaware that you were talking amongst yourselves. It did concern me yesterday that my generous offer to smash Bookstooge face in might accidentally get attached to the wrong commenter…will need to tread carefully!
I find it best to comment while in the thread rather than the notifications centre~ that way lies madness.
Wut?
Really I have to explain? Don’t answer the comments straight from notifications, go the actual thread and do it there then you can keep track of it all. Simples.
That would take all day with the high volume of comments. Cheese-grater blogs probably don’t have the same problems.
And they are very thankful for that nicety.
The comments be all ‘that’s a nice cheesegrater’
It’s a great grater so what’s your point Bunty?
Is that an example of a play on words in your guttural gob-speech language?
Nope.
Sigh. Blerk.
Is this going to be romcom week?
I have to confess, this is one megahit from the period that I never saw at the time, or later. A big gap for me. I’ve been curious about seeing it at some point. Maybe I’ll get around to it as you say it hasn’t dated that badly.
Bonjour Alex! Romcom week at Ol’10’s, great idea!
I’ll vote for Roman Holiday!
I’ll second that! Fab choice.
The full title is Leprechaun’s European Vacation; Roman Holiday.
People criticized this for romanticizing a potentially downbeat story at the time, but I think that matters less now. I was very surprised at how well it held up. Maybe you could sell your Critters boxed set and buy this from your library instead…
You know this is a stand alone comment not a reply to Alex?
I think.
I encourage all my readers, worldwide to swap their Critters boxed sets for copies of Pretty Woman, it’s the only way forward…
We are in accord! Surprisingly.
What a would we would live in if we had an amnesty for Critters, and encouraged people to watch Pretty Woman instead. Alex would be changed forever…
I probably will see this movie at some point. But they’ll have to take my Critters boxed set from my cold, dead hands.
Fair point, I’ll turn this case over to social services…
The would would, the world would, and Alex would.
Sigh. He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
Oh don’t start invoking Dr.Who for heavens sakes.
Sigh. Shakespeare. When’s this zoom call?
See Booky he’s sorting the time continuum out.
I doubt he could sort out a lost kitten. He’s a space cadet.
And Dr.Who, juries out on who said it first as the Doc is a time traveller.
Not an actual person. Fake news, silly!
Hah! Neither was Shakespeare!
She was so a real person!
No he wasn’t, it was Edmund de Vere who used the Shakespeare name as a syoowdy nomdy ploom. Or maybe Christopher Marlow. Or Francis Bacon.
Haha, a lot you know! Shakespeare was a woman, everyone knows that! Emilia Bassano, the dark lady…
So case proven then, Shakespeare didn’t exist. Thank you!
She was a woman! Women exist. Therefore Shakespeare existed!
Here in hoserland we say “how much would would a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck would?”
Hoser? Isn’t that Austrian? What are you doing there mon ami?
It’s Bob and Doug McKenzie hosers!
I don’t know who they are.
Also I can’t even say that in thought speech let alone gob speech!
What is this gob speech you speak of? No ideas what Dougie Houserland is either…
Gob speech = words that you speak, dear lord you’re dim today, too much irnbru and vodka last night? Partying in the sporran?
Degrading cultural stereotypes much? Vicious ethnic slanders? And no, this is not the start of Ron-com week to please you and the yoga-hoser, it’s back to the grind tomorrow, you don’t tell me what to do!
Pfft, sshh I’m talking to Monsieur Alex.
Watch out for his hose. Did he send you a pic of Paul Rudd and say it was him?
Nope.
Is he communicating via gob speech?
Nope.
It’s got a rhythm to it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck
That’s well cool. I will be practicing that this week.
It’s actually a really easy tongue-twister. You’ll be singing it in no time. Not like that awful one about the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep.
Not doing sheep. Too Welsh.
Yet more gob-speech ethnic slurs. Yellow cards at the ready. Just reaching for my pocket. Just give me a reason.
Just a little bit’s enough.
As in Gina G’s hit song Just a Little Bit?
Nope, Pink,
Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough
Just a second we’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again
It’s in the stars, it’s been written in the scars on our hearts
We’re not broken just bent, and we can learn to love again.
Very apt I think.
Well, I’m coming up so it’s time to get this party started. Yellow card for fraggle! Impertinence!
That’ll be a hose in the sporran then. I knew it!
No idea what this means. You’re on a warning. Behave.
Sigh. As the Bond theme sang, We Have All The Time in the Would.
Wrong song.
What song would be right?
Already replied.
It’ll be red in a minute. You think I won’t? Try me.
Ach take a chill pill, you’ll be having steam coming out of your horns at this rate.
An excellent review (how amazing!) Phil took me to the cinema in Milton Keynes when it came out, I lost a contact lens crying at the end and he bought me the bluray a couple of Valentine’s days ago. Huge Yep from me.
That’s what we like to hear! No surprise snake required! Yep!
Yep! Stop with the snake now, could be taken salaciously and this is a family friendly blog. Supposedly.
Well, we were talking about snakes, if readers drag us down to the gutter, that’s not our fault; our minds are in the clouds!
That’s true, clouds R us!