I should have known that 2020 was going to be an upside down year when it started with this critic giving a Guy Ritchie film (The Gentleman) a five star review. Sci-fi caught up with us fast in a time of plague, meaning that, barely noticed amongst many casualties, the latest Gerry Butler actioneer, Greenland, by-passes cinemas in most territories and heads straight to streaming, launching on Amazon Prime this weekend. Like most above-the-title stars, Butler has had plenty of misses as well as hits, but his career took a surprise upturn with the far-better-than expected third instalment of his … Olympus/London/Angel Has Fallen franchise, which united him with director Ric Roman Waugh. Waugh will direct the forth instalment of that franchise too, but first re-teams with Butler for a disaster movie that, while traditional in outlook, happens to predict some of the real-life consequences of the worldwide Covid-19 outbreak.
Unlike many genre films, Greenland doesn’t switch worldviews much; no anxious presidents, good-hearted strippers or lost dogs here. Instead we double down on hunky Scottish structural engineer John Garrity (Butler) and his wife Allison (Morena Baccarin), who are going through a rocky patch in their marriage caused by infidelity, but manage to hold things together to protect their son when fireballs start falling out of the sky across Florida and Georgia. The family are invited to a Noah’s Ark retreat in Greenland, but getting there proves to be tough, with the couple separated and their insulin-needing son kidnapped by opportunistic stragglers…
Those partaking of the Covid-19 vaccine in the UK will appreciate details like the QR code sent to the phones of the chosen few, while others look on enviously. US audiences will recognise the ‘presidential alert’ system used here; Greenland’s makers probably wouldn’t guess just how accurate some of their speculations would be. It’s also remarkably prescient how many of the US population are portrayed as incredulous or in denial about the imminent danger; while shops have their shelves denuded, others grab a beer and party on, unwilling to concede that their lack of fight endangers them all. Disaster movies are generally cheese-fests, but Greenland seems more sober-minded than anticipated, and manages to create more involvement than most genre entries. These big-scale films often fizzle in the grip of script contrivance, but Greenland keeps its eyes firmly on the offshore destination, and the viewer finds themselves braced for the impact of bad scenes that never arrive.
Support including Scott Glenn and Hope Davis indicate a higher standard of quality than most, and Butler also reins in his tough-guy act to create something more thoughtful; Garrity is a stoic Scot for sure, even if his in-laws unwisely mock his kilt, but he’s also hemmed in by sketchy phone-coverage, heavy traffic, long queues and other recognisable frustrations that we can all empathise with. Butler prevails, as we’d hope, and somehow makes Greenland a notably on-the-money film that reflects the current drama we’re living though in a positive way. This is an effective pulpy, straight-up slice of Armageddon anxiety circa 2021, and should provide a shot of soothing Hollywood balm to help us get through our current anxieties.
So, Bookstooge and I came to the conclusion the coke spilled over from this film into NASA and it caused Captain Chase ( the protagonist from the book I just DNF’d ) great trouble in her escapades in figuring out what the hell was going on at NASA with the new quantum internet. Buggars.
Hmm.. The only Butler movies I liked were 100 and Coriolanus (and that latter mostly because of Fiennes :P) This doesn’t sound half bad, though.
I knew we could rely on Gerard Butler for a decent disaster picture. He’s made his share of howlers for sure but he’s a good leading man. I was looking forward to this in the cinema.
Still works on Prime. A shame to get your mojo working just as cinemas close!
Yep.
Yep. yep. yep. Best review you’ve read for a while, eh?
Fishing is unbecoming of you.
No fishing on this blog
if it swims like a fish, and mouies like a fish, it probably is a fish.
Maybe you have a specialist fishing blog you can go to?
No need, you’re doing a good job of one here.
I watched the first “….. Has Fallen” movie and was pretty unimpressed. I thought that was Eckhart though, not Butler? Or was Butler in the later films? I never bothered with the last 2.
and don’t worry, the fireballs from space are coming. Sometime….
Third one is the good one. Not worried about firballs, a big tough Scotsman will save you in the US. gerry will show you namby-pamby elves a thing or two about how to be a MAN!
So Gerard is the star in the third “Fallen” movie?
Anyone who can wear a skirt and still call themselves a man is definitely tough in my books.
It’s not a skirt, it’s a kilt, and good for fighting in, lets the air in and around you. That’s why the Scots are an inspiration round the world as manly men and you’re sitting at home reading comics in your undercrackers, Bunty.
Come on, get it right for once.
It’s bunTy!
And that’s Mr bunTy to you!
Get hard or go home, pal! Pick a window, yer leaving!
Just a window? I’m worth a whole wall at least!
I suppose it depends what kind of joint I’m throwing you out of. I could practice throwing you through windows, walls and doors and see which one you preferred.
I only accept the highest quality brick walls! Me and the Koolaid Man, Oooooh Yeaaaaaaaah!
Ok, I’ll throw you through a solid brick wall, some real dressed stone, hewn from rock-face. How about that?
Dude, brick walls are NUTHIN’ to The Bookstooge. I laugh at brick walls!
https://blackswamprunner.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/kool-aid.jpg
Sigh. Ok, what would you like me to throw you through? I don’t have all day. A glass cabinet full of swords? A beehive?
A brickwall that leads to a bank vault full of gold bullion is my preferred choice….
That would be quite a specialist throw on my part, will cost you extra. You can pay half now and the other half when you get your bullion.
I can throw myself through a brickwall leading to a vault full of bullion all by myself, thank you very much!
Not without the propulsion of an industrial strength throwing mechanism. You would already have done so if you could.
What do you think Koolaid Man is? The dude is BUFF…
Sir, this IS a Wendy’s. I’ll serve the next customer.
Is he actually using his own accent? Wow 😉
Good point! yes, Butler identifies has being a kilt-wearing Scot in this one, and even if his accent is transatlantic, that’s Ok for someone working in the States. So yes, we get some authentic Scottish burrs here….
Alas, that transatlantic burr is like fingernails down a chalkboard when you’re Scottish!
It’s better to at least identify Gerry as a Scot working abroad than make up a convoluted backstory…
Hm. Expectations aren’t high. I didn’t find Angel Has Fallen far better than expected. I like your line here about how “the viewers find themselves braced for the impact of bad scenes that never arrive.” I’ll set my expectations at Geostorm and take it from there.
This is miles better than Geostorm. Or any of the three Fallen films, although the second one was particularly loathesome. Butler seems to have found his mojo as an action star, and it might just be plain sailing from here…
Miles better than Geostorm makes it a . . . maybe.
It’s as if Geostorm was written by a grown-up…
That will probably scare away any audience.
Sigh.
I’m going to watch it this weekend Alex, and will review it Monday, without the Scottish bias. 😀
Hmmm…
I look forward to your objective perspective. The tartan bias around here can sometimes be a bit overwhelming.
Sigh. NOPE. Blerk.
Haud yer wheesht n get tae. It’s aw braw frm the Frag.
She’s dissing you too, lepmaster. Some waffle about old dusty relics, which I guess fraggle would know all about….
FAKE! I do not diss.
You’re just jealous of our excellent PRO film blogs?!
PRO?? Put Right Off?
I don’t have to come here to be insulted, you know…
No, pretty sure you can go on Alex or Booky’s blog for that as well.
There’s no dissing in my hood.
Sigh. Because the lep owns you.
I have to admit, I don’t run a pro film blog. I know because I filled out a form to get included on Rotten Tomatoes and they sent me back a letter saying “We’re sorry, but this is not a professional blog.” *sniff* *sigh*
Was that before or after you sold your soul to The Lep? Did RT force you into his tiny arms with their rejection?
Your blog is far superior to that den of eniquity. I would take their rejection as a badge of honour.
Iniquity, surely, oh FFS, I give up….
just pushing that E…
I told the Lep and he’s going to mess them up good.
Just about to send you a private message….
They’ve been that way since the union of the crowns. 😀
What Beastmaster-nonsense is this? Union of the Crows? Is that a Duran Duran song?
Your reading spelling is nearly as bad as your writing spelling.
Not as good as your arkeoologwy blowgs?
You’re only making things worse for yourself.
Not me that started the day waking up in a pit of mispelled words…
maybe not but converting Booky’s fireballs to cat’s firballs doesn’t bode well for your superiority complex. Glass houses, people stones.
Fireballs, firballs, what’s the difference?
an E.
Pushing illegal drugs now, I shall report you to the authorities…
Par for the course here I thought? I believe you were pedalliing coke the other day. Never arrived though.
Pedalliing coke? Are you typing this on a bus going down a cobbled street? I’ll need a translation…
No I’m at work, waiting for the next set of ears to suck and trying to eat my chicken salad and type simultaneously. Multi tasking is my superpower.
You suck ears for a living?
I do. £50 for one, £70 for two.
Two the most you’ll do at a time?
Yes unless someone comes in with their partner/spouse then I can do 3 or 4! Quids in!
Pardon me for asking, but what do you such ears with?
A sucher.
Do you lick lobes for a tenner? (I hope readers see this in context)
No lobe-licking in thishigh class establishment. Minimum payment is £30 and that’s just for me to look at them. (Don’t worry about context, there’s only me, Alex and Booky reading your blog and we don’t do context. )
100,000 readers and counting, Bunty! You can’t compete with pictures of cheese-graters!
there is 1 of a cheesegrater, 1 out of 100’s of other diverse pictures, and you gave it a 5 star review. Of course I can’t compete, not got a competetive bone in my body. I am a zen master and competition is pointless and far beneath me.
fair enough. Will let you know if I need my ear-wax sucked out anytime soon…
Support your local sucker for heavens sakes. I’ve got enough to do in Geordieland.