‘I don’t know how I’ll ever remember all this,’ says Greg (Owen Wilson) as he contemplates the weird amalgam of sci-fi, comedy and romance that is Mike Cahill’s Bliss, which pairs Wilson with Salma Hayek. The lustre of these stars may have faded, but not the goodwill, and it’s intriguing to see Wilson and Hayek working with Cahill, who has two excellent sci-fi movies to his name with his Britt Marling collaborations Another Earth and I Origins. Unfortunately, it’s third time unlucky, because Bliss isn’t as coherent as either of these other films, but at least does have ambition to burn.
Greg (Wilson) is an office-bound executive who gets fired from his job; in the process of Greg leaving, his manager dies and Greg leaves his corpse propped up against an upstairs window. Imagining that he’ll be tried for murder, Greg escapes to a dive-bar across the road where he meets up with Isabel (Hayek), an oddball character who is peddling a crystal-meth drug that reveals a new level of reality to the user. Despite Greg’s misgivings, he takes the drug and discovers not only super-powers in our reality, but a second tier universe in which Greg and Isabel are resident brain-boxes in an other-worldly community.
So, which world is real, and which is the simulation? By the end of Bliss, it’s hard to care, since neither world has much to engage. The problems start with the characterisations; Greg is divorcing, and trying to find time to attend his daughter’s graduation (cliché alert), but even with super-powers, he’s still something of a dead-beat dad. Isabel is a homeless vagrant who lives on the streets by design; her druggie lifestyle isn’t that convincing given that Hayek just looks like she’s in a slightly more glamorous commercial depending on which reality she’s in. And so we flip with our couple back and forward, but the CGI tricks become tiresome without anything involving to hang them on.
Cahill is clearly a talent, but fans would be better off re-watching the first two films. With echoes of The Matrix and various other body-swap, VR fantasies (the laughable Serenity for one), Bliss wants to be a mind-bender, but flunks the test on lack of engagement; while individual scenes like a vindictive roller-skating derby please, the mix doesn’t gel, and Amazon have a highly undisciplined, chaotic movie to market on their streaming service. It looks bright and expensive, and maybe that’s enough for a pick-up for a captive lockdown audience, but Bliss won’t leave you with much positive to remember in the morning.
Bliss is out on Amazon Prime in the UK on Friday 5th Feb 2021.
I remember seeing a commercial for this one and having no desire to watch. I have no taste at all for drug movies, do I’m definitely not watching a bad drug movie.
And this is a really BAD one so you can miss with impunity!
Well even the trailer looks like a hot mess, gonna have to Nope this one.
No further questions. Nope is acceptable here.
What’s the word for when you don’t want to even bother saying nope?
Sigh. Blerk.
Yeah. Something like that. This movie sounds totally mac-and-cheese.
Mac and cheese movie sounds good…
don’t forget the toilet. That adds ambience to your mac and cheese dinner….
The two seem to go together.
At least around here they do. Don’t expect that at my place. We have a strict “No Toilets” policy there…
you can always rely on different tone pitches to a throaty groan. Yes goes from medium up. Then indifferent stays the same tone. And nope goes from medium tone to low. 😃
This one is more of a hopeless gurgle…
That bad, huh? Yeesh. We’ll have to send it into the gauntlet . . .
I’ve pretty much stopped expecting anything from Amazon. It just disappoints me time after time. I’ll probably skip this when it shows up, inevitably, in my “Movies We Think You’ll Like” bit of prime 🙁
I was going to ask if you’d reviewed the other 2 movies you mention, but I see this is the only post with the “mike cahill” tag so that answer that question.
https://film-authority.com/2016/10/28/i-origins-2014/
https://film-authority.com/2014/01/29/another-earth-2011/
Not quite finished with the old labelling of 2000 reviews….
Ha, I understand bringing old stuff up to snuff.
Thanks for the links 😀
Added the Cahill tag to these ancient reviews…
Look at you, being all professional! Almost like you’re “A Real Movie Reviewer” and not just some hack 😉
Almost…
But don’t you worry, we all believe in you!
Like the wizard of Oz.
Does that make you the Wizard, Dorothy, the Wicked Witch, or Toto?
Toto. I’ll sing Africa.
That would have made the Judy Garland movie much better if Toto the little doggie had broken out into that song. Given it some gravitas and seriousness that it was lacking 😉
So gravitas is what you’re looking for?
Absolutely, If Reeves couldn’t say it with a stony face, then I want no part of it.
Except for Bill & Ted Face the Music. That’s the exception to the rule.
Which one are you?
I ask myself that every day. I think I’m the tornado.
You are the monkeys in little jackets.
Awww, you’re so mean! I think you’re the Wicked Witch this morning!
Better drink some haggis coffee to cheer you up and make you nice again! (of course, I’m not sure ingesting haggis anything would cheer anyone up)
Was up late watching and reviewing the original Lep movie to placate my demographic of unhinged readers…
Ahhh, what you need then is a big bowl of Lucky Charms to bring that smile to your face….
It’s take more than that after sitting through such tedium.
How about a years supply of coke then? Premium grade a, tested by The Duke himself!
I am risking my credibility to review this muck, no amount of coke will help…
Oh come on, you’ve reviewed some real stinkers before! I bet you’re just grouchy because you secretly liked them all and don’t want to admit it to Alex…
I’m a grouch? Not compared to world famous grump Bookstodge…
I thought that was a given. I’m thinking about changing my byline to “Grumpitude Is My Business!“
How about “no one steals my gold?” Alex is off in a huff because I said the Lep was rubbish btw…
I don’t know, gold stealing doesn’t work with the motiff of my site nor the general atmosphere I’ve worked for years to create.
How ‘about you put it as your byline?
Poor Alex. Couldn’t handle the vicious cut and thrust of the movie review world, eh? I hope this doesn’t kill him…
Yet more pictures of leprechauns this morning, the pretence of film critiques is gone…
Is this the beginning of a world shattering duel between reviewers?
One for the ages, as it were?
A duel of wits with an unarmed opponent…
Yep, I’d say this duel is on!
Bring it!
You’re supposed to say that to Alex, not me. “I” don’t watch rubbish films like the Lep movies after all. I do have some standards!
I’m only watching one.
yeah, yeah, that’s what they all say. Just like I’ve only robbed “one” bank,
Suuuuuuuure…….
What kind of bank did you rob?
The International Bank of Pancakes! I stole them blind. Took at least 3(!!!!!!) extra maple syrup packages….
It’s a house of pancakes, right? Not a bank…
Oh no, its a bank. They have tellers and a vault and everything! Even Pancake Certified Security guards.
Nonsense. Fake news. Fanciful delusions.
#notmybank