There is a novelty element to Sam Levinson’s Netflix feature Malcolm and Marie; according to our friend Wiki, this is ‘the first feature to be entirely written, financed, and produced during the COVID-19 pandemic, with filming taking place in June and July 2020’. That industriousness might be worth highlighting if the finished product was sharper than this is; despite heavy lifting from Zendaya and John David Washington this is a pretentious bout of insider navel-gazing that may well repel the Netflix viewers attracted by the personable stars and the perfume commercial sheen.
Let’s be positive; the black and white photography evokes memories of Mike Nichols’ Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and Levinson’s screenplay aims to do something similar; to strip down the veneer of glamour behind an aspiring Hollywood power-couple, and allow us to sit back and gawp as they rip each other to shreds. Malcolm and Marie return home from a movie premiere; his latest film, which we come to understand is partly based on her experience of rehab. Malcolm is pre-occupied with film-critics, and nervous about their opinions. Marie is more concerned that Malcolm didn’t cast her in the film, or mention her in his victory speech. His self-absorption, and her sense of being wronged, put the couple in an aggressive juxtaposition, and the couple spend a long night fighting, making up and coming to a fresh understanding of what keeps them together.
A good play, film or any kind of two-hander depends on audience sympathy being switched back and forward to keep things fresh, but Malcolm and Marie doesn’t attempt the trick. From the get-go, Malcolm is a self-satisfied, insular Hollywood type that’s something of a strain to listen to; there’s an endless monologue here about the plight of black directors in Hollywood that rings hollow as satire because the writer is white, affluent and part of a well-heeled dynasty. Marie is clearly the victim here, and knows it, but the script offers nothing but one-way traffic; Marie knows she’s in a negative relationship, sometimes confronts Malcolm, but mostly just lets him rant, and the result is just like listening to a couple argue in the next apartment.
There is something to be gained from seeing two big stars play domestic versions of themselves, smoking fly cigarettes, tidying up, making packet mac and cheese, sitting squat on the toilet. But a film requires narrative, empathy and forward motion, and few of these things are included in Levinson’s package. Instead, this feels like a quickly cobbled-together bit of product for a streamer running short of high-profile fare for awards recognition. Malcolm and Marie is a moody, glamorous slice of domestic dystopia, padded out with insight-free Hollywood insider gobbledygook.
Malcolm and Marie hits Netflix from Feb 5th 2021.
Thanks to Netflix for advance access to thsi title.
I was going to give this 10 minutes on Netflix but now you have confirmed my suspicions that I am going to be bored rigid. If Netflix was an actual studio released movies only into cinemas it would have gone bust by now with so many stinkers in its portfolio. No chance I suppose they could hire a studio boss who actually knows about movies.
It’s just amazing how many duffers they come up with. They have a brand that people trust, but they’re also just tossing fortunes away on useless product…
I’ve read a few gushing reviews of this movie but haven’t been inclined to add it to my list. Now I’ve read yours it’s a definite nope.
It’s got a certain alternative glamour, but feels like it was written and made in a mad flush of enthusiasm that doesn’t translate to audience enjoyment…
Thats a nice, solid, hard nope from me. Like a slippery nope, the kind you spray ex-wax or olive oil mixed with scotch guard and blow torch it on fire and sled down an 45 degree embankment, close to light speed nope . . .
Oh well done. I’m granting you the Star of Noplandia medal for noping above and beyond the call of duty.
Ha ha, I’ll take it. But will you give it with flying colors?
Of course.
Ok, with flying colours, UK spelling applies…
It was a great nope, I’ll give you that.
That is indeed a good solid nope in my book.
Alright, alright, alright. CAN CAN YOU YOU HEAR HEAR ME ME NOW NOW. Sorry about the echo, got a technical glitch going here. Power to the people!
It’s a problem with the flux capacitor; I’ll reverse the polarity to the interocitor, but there’s a danger to the molecular structure; hang on!
That’s okay. We got a crop circle shaking on the bump and grind, the molecular structure will lattice just fine after the marsupials interrogate the interocitor. They’ll be judgmental, but only for lack of understanding the way the polarity shifts by the hand of the mad-conductor – the almighty Ten’.
Couldn’t say it better myself, all crystal clear!
Beam me up Scotty.
Don’t worry! I gotchu, fraggle. /Spacetowbeamengage
The toilet thing killed ANY interest I even potentially had.
For some reason, this is the ONE film that’s really keen to show the female lead perched on the toilet. If this is what Zendaya’s fans want, count me out.
I only know her from the two new Spiderman movies.
As for toilets, that’s not my thing.
Think I saw the first one.
So what is your thing, if not toilets?
The second one I watched as it kind of wrapped up the MCU pretty well. I don’t have any plans to watch any more superhero movies.
Cupboards. I like long, picturesque shots of cupboards. Preferably with felt on the inside of the doors.
I’ll look into this for you. The Cupboard of Dr Caligari is the benchmark film for cupboard fanciers. The Indian in the Cupboard too.
I’ve read the whole Indian in the Cupboard series. Good stuff! Didn’t know they had made a movie though. I’ll have to make room for that.
Dr Caligari sounds a bit horror’ish. Is it? I’m not a fan of lepreconns jumping out of cupboards….
I’ll keep you safe from Leprechauns, don’t you worry!
Thank you!
You’re welcome!
Uh oh, here we go again.
I feel like we’re stuck in a parallax synergistic wormhole without causality having any effect!
(if you can think of some more SF buzzwords, feel free to throw them in!)
Space-time paradox?
Flux capacitor
Reverse interociter?
Oh why not. In for a penny….
…in for a negative polarity on a flux interociter!
Yepatiy yep.
That’s a good start. Needs some urgency though. Something about recalibrating the inertial combustikaters or else the warp drive regurgitator engine will explode, killing ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!
Oh no, Captain, NOT the combustikaters!!!!!!
I refer you to the response I was about to provide ten minutes ago.
and of course, AFTER I write my response I see all the technobabble between you and Fraggle and then Mr SD.
If you’d seen it before you responded, that would have given the whole game away.
Ha, ha, Mr Bookstooge. That’s happened a couple of other times that I won’t point out BECAUSE, well it never happened. I flipped the dip switch on the hemway to alleviate the synergy drive and keep it from blowing birds all over the technicians on take off, there for engaging the warp incendiaries preventing stasis of the jet fuel!
Without rerendering the carbon rods? The interociter will never survive, it’s too unstable!
Good catch, sir. I commend you’re insightful aspiration.
I can’t believe you forgot about the interociter! That’s the most important part….
Yes. How could I forget about specifically Supreme Electronics Service Unit #23! Everytime it bites me in the yin yang when I forget about it. Sneaky little buzzard!
I have to admit, when I heard making mac and cheese while sitting on the toilet I assumed it was some kind of cockney slang I was missing.
Oh, would Ol’10 be so unprofessional as to use cockney slang on his blog though?
Upon reflection, yes, yes he would!
I’m at a loss for words. These are things she does in the film. She makes max and cheese and sits on toilets. Every girls dream to do this on screen. Leprechauns the least of their problems.
Hell no. Sounds like Malcolm had reason to be against film critics . . .
This film felt like half the script was raging against film critics; there’s a long, intense scene in which they discuss how the Leprechaun movies have been unfairly treated by Canadian critics that’s very powerful, but it’s overdone.
Are there at least some good kills? Maybe it’s just the black and white photography, but I’m getting a Human Centipede 2 vibe off of this one.
Malcolm; I’m a genius!
Marie; But why have you never made a Leprechaun movie? Why ? (sits on toilet)
Malcolm; White film critics won’t let me! I’m a genius! I’d make the best leprechaun movie EVER! Spike Lee couldn’t make a better one!
Marie; Why don’t you? I could play the Lep!
Malcolm; (staring out the window) I dodn’t know…
Marie; Sigh. (makes mac and cheese and flushes toilet)
Everyone thinks they can make a great leprechaun movie. But look at how many people have tried and failed. It’s harder than it looks.
This one has a similar shooting schedule, but makes the fatal mistake of keeping the Leprechaun off-screen for too long. Instead, we get a long lecture on how awful film critics are; given how many of them are voting Academy members, the results will not be pretty…
Well, maybe they can make up for it in box office . . .
I get that it would be awesome if Washington and Zendaya were to make a stealth Lep sequel for Netflix, but I’m afraid this isn’t it….film critics have spoiled things for everyone!