It’s cinema lore that James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster version of this story played to empty screens in Southampton; presumably the superstitious locals felt that 85 years was still ‘too soon’. The story had been told before, notably in A Night to Remember, but S.O.S. Titanic’s colour version from 1979 was first shown on ABC television, despite having a cast that would be the envy of a cinema film; Ian Holm, Helen Mirren and a large raft of familiar faces make up the manifest, and even if the first hour is soapy and the effects are not up to snuff, there’s such a strong narrative pull to the subject that the last hour is comparable to Cameron’s re-telling.
My previous attempt to view the film on Amazon Prime felt like a minor disaster at the time; the ‘strained-through-soup’ VHS quality appearance of the film rendered it unwatchable, but a restored print turned up in Studio Canal’s archive, and beckoned for a return visit. Rather than one romantic couple, like Jack and Kate, there’s slew of them here, and the romance between school-teachers Lawrence Beesley (David Warner, who also featured in Cameron’s version) and Leigh Goodwin (Susan St James) is well caught; there’s a well of pathos that ship-board romances tap into when you know peril is imminent. Harry Andrews makes a suitably imposing captain, with Holm offering a hissable portrait of selfishness and irresponsibility as a White Star Line director who doesn’t fancy going down with his own shipping line’s craft. Mirren also makes an impression as a stewardess; one assumes that the expanded 144 minute version gives her more to go on. Less impressive is David Janssen as John Jacob Astor IV, with the tv star rather out of his comfort zone, and the interiors, filmed on dry land, lack windows or any sense of being on an actual ship.
Dubbed a ‘thinking man’s disaster film’, S.O.S. Titanic is watchable today largely through the unshowy approach of writer James Costigan and director William Hale, who wisely relegate the terrible effects work to the side-lines; the Titanic appears various different sizes, appearing bright pink in some shots and fluorescent green in others. Moments resonate; a child sitting on a staircase as the house band play on, or a baby abandoned in a doorway. Cloris Leachman makes for a spindly but no less personable Molly Brown, Aubrey Morris a perfect steward under fire, and with a focus on the efforts of the RMS Carpathian to rescue the passengers, the film ends in some style with sightings of the massive dome of Phillip Stone, just before his key role in The Shining.
It’s surreal watching disaster movies in a pandemic; more people died this morning (Dec 2020) in the US alone than died in on the Titanic, and they barely rate a mention on the news; one fears for the future when we can ignore such statistics. But there’s a reason that this story gets filmed over and over again; no-one, no matter how rich or seemingly invulnerable, is above nature’s laws, and there’s a fascination is watching the fictional and factual characters go down with their ship. S.O.S. Titanic may not be the definitive version of this tragedy, but offers a dialogue-heavy, character driven alternative to Cameron’s thrill-ride interpretation.
Thanks to Studio Canal for access to this restored version.
As a longtime Titanic-nerd, I’m very surprised never to have heard of this one! Thanks for the review; I’ll have to find myself a copy. Looks very interesting.
This sounds a worth a go. Great cast. I may have seen it before but can’t remember but the longer version is certainly appealing.
As a TV movie, the spec was never great, but it’s probably never looked better than it does now. Some top acting talent.
I think I did see the original but will definitely watch this!
It’s a good way to pass an evening, lots of star names and a familiar story. Enjoy!
I much preferred Julian Fellowes TV Mini series back in 2012, I thought it was really well done and covered the ‘poor’ people’s awful situations in depth (haha no pun intended but it’s a good one!) , a bit lacking in Cameron’s. Haven’t seen this S.O.S version, but think I’ve done enough Titanic in my life having got through quite a few documentaries as well, so a long Nope.
Haha, I removed the words ‘in depth’ from my review, glad you could pick up the gag!
I think my mom and aunts all went to the theatres multiple times to watch Cameron’s Titanic. I don’t see them ever watching this though.
The Cameron version was something of a phenomenon, and this wasn’t, and yet there’s a few moments here that could have come from either film….
For the record, I did NOT watch Titanic. period. And I won’t be watching this one either.
I’m not a disaster movie guy unless there’s an action hero angle, or an alien angle or a defeat the commie pinko’s angle.
Fair enough. Wouldn’t expect you to like the same movie as your aunts…
I think everyone liked Karate Kid? But maybe they just tolerated it since it kept the group of us cousins quiet for an hour or two.
Never saw Karate Kid, but did see the Will Smith reboot, which put me off…
Oh man. The first Karate Kid was a quintessential 80’s american coming of age movie. Mr Miyagi has become a cultural icon amongst my generation 😀
and Jackie Chan ruined it with that reboot. That was just wrong.
Do like the song…
Which song is that?
You’re the Best!
Then chances are you’ll like the original movie better than the Communist remake.
Totally agree!
I’ll take this advice seriously then.
You know what is funny? I always thought Mr Miyagi was saying Daniel Son. It wasn’t until I was in my 20’s and got into anime that I realized he was saying Daniel-san.
And Pat Morita totally kicks Jackie Chans butt….
Even I know ‘wax on, wax off’ although not quite sure what it means. I guess I just lack an education in the classics…
If you do watch it, Wax On, Wax Off will become clear as day. There is no mystical BS involved 😀
So, a culturally important film from your developing years?
I would say “Yes” to that question. Not something I’d be tempted to go re-watch now, just in case, you know?
Not when you have the complete works of Dickens to take up your leisure time. Did he do anything outwith the Muppets, or was that his biggie?
I don’t think the Karate Kid fought with or against the Muppets. Nor did Mr Miyagi. And I’m pretty sure there isn’t a sign of a Dickens’ book anywhere in the movie.
Details, details, sometimes you just have to let art wash over you…
Welp, Muppets are about as High Brow as I think I can handle…
They do have high brows, these muppet critters…
They certainly do. I mean, look at Animal!
Total Asimov brows, for sure…
And since he was born in Russia, you know he’s totally high brow…
Animal was a puppet, he surely would have been made rather than born.
Aren’t we all made (in the womb)?
I’d go off on a tirade about you trying to deny the Muppets something or other, but I’m tired. And I only have work as an excuse, nothing real like robbing a bank or something.
We are all made, in some way, but I like to imagine that the manner of my creation was different from Animal from the Muppets.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll get a real job, like robbing a bank, I hear the money is good.
Yes he does, at least in the movies as he didn’t know any martial arts whereas Jackie Chan really does so I wouldn’t want him to pick a fight with him.
I really don’t want to fight anyone, Bookstooge, Jackie Chan, Michael Caine, Will Smith, any of them. Fighting is not the way forward…
I cannot disagree with that. But the Muppets are cheap imitations of the Fraggles of Fraggle Rocks. A much more high brow and sophisticated bunch of puppets who didn’t need ‘celebrities’ to boost their popularity. Just sayin’.
That is all, if you dodn’t mind me saying, quite wrong. The fraggles came after the muppets, where you off the day they covered this in school? Pfffttt
But not in Jim Hensons head. He was practicing with the muppets in order to refine the Fraggles.
Look, Bunty, there is no bigger fan of Fraggle Rock than me. But the evolution is Sesame Street, Muppets, Fraggles. I’m not saying which are best, just the order they came in…
Bunty??????
Scottish terms of address
I just looked that up. Baa.
Seems to work on Bookstooge, who didn’t question it in a previous conversation…
Does he realise you called him a fat little scottish lamb though? Hopefully he didn’t check out the other meanings to be found in the urban dictionary.
Shhh…don’t upset him, I think I’ve just about calmed him down for today, you know what he’s like.
Yes, sorry. Hope he doesn’t Bookstoogifu you.
That would put the real crimp on my day…
Put your Green belt on just in case, press the invisible insignia it will cover you in a shield of invincibility for a few minutes.
Do you have receipts for any of this stuff? Feels like it might have been lifted from TJ Maxx…just saying’!
No need for parochialism. The belts are forged in the nether world of Nopelandia,under the auspices of the Grand master 5th Dan i/c belt development and technology department.
Is that the 5th Dan Aykroyd?
Nope. Craig.
Fair enough. Let’s just hope Bookstodge never sees this conversation….
OK, hope level 10 engaged.
Jackie Chan also thinks that martial arts should be used to make people laugh and to be used in pratfalls. I’m not a fan of that mentality.
Martial Arts are serious business. Jet Li at least realizes this.
Are you a master of any particular martial art?
I am the creator, master of and top ranked initiate in Bookstoogefu. The Israeli’s wussed out and chose Krav Maga instead of Bookstoogefu because it was too tough for them.
Bookstoogefu relies on mental gymnastics. In my head, with just my pinkie, I can defeat SylvesterStallone, Jason Statham, Ahnold, Bruce Willis, Jet Li AND Dolph Lundgren.
Amazing!
Ok,so nothing in the real world then? Just threats against a bunch of thespians?
Well, when Dolph Lundgreen threatens you in a dark alley, you’ll WISH you knew Bookstoogefu then.
I did take a couple of years of karate in my 20’s. Once it started getting to be real work though, I dropped it. It was more of a “let’s try this” than any burning desire to have my hands be lethal weapons.
It’s your WIT which is truly a lethal weapon….
I’ll let YOU laugh Dolph to death then 😉
I think Dolph has been laughted to death several times already…
Poor guy 🙁
He does have a blue belt in Nope-chi though so there is that.
Fake news, you can get them in any dime store…
Nope. You can’t. Check your Green belt, it has a secret invisible insignia on it.
It’s just got one of these security tags with tin foil wrapped round it?
Is it invisible?
No, but feels like it might have been shoplifted….
Didn’t know this was out there. Thanks for the heads-up!
I thought it was lost to history, but it’s back!
https://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=27155
I always think of David Warner as playing the heel. How is he here?
I’m a huge fan of David Warner, the most dependable of actors. And if you like Warner, he’s probably the top of a champions league of talent here, and really engineers some pathos in an unusually sweet role for him. It’s kind of heartbreaking to see his hopes for a shipboard romance dashed…or are they? You’ll have to watch to find out…
OK, that sounds like enough of a draw.
My excavations of the Warner back catalogue brought me to Morgan A Suitable Case for Treatment, which really shows DW in top form…review will be soon…